.hack//STUPIDFRIGGINGLITCH
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. GIVE ME SYMPATHY! ):
Subaru smiled. "Well, Skeith." She said, "It was nice meeting you." Skeith nodded slowly. "I
guess it was nice meeting you too..?" He jumped off the boat and back onto land, then ran off.
Silver Knight growled. "Lady Subaru, why did you just let him go like that!? It was obvious he
was using an illegally edited weapon! We have to capture him and bring him to justice!" Subaru
sighed. "Silver Knight, what have I told you about this whole 'Justice' thing?" she asked him.
Silver Knight frowned. "Not to do it." "That's right." And with a hard shove from Subaru, the
strongest Scarlet Knight fell off the boat and into the river.
Skeith sat in the alleyway of Mac Anu (The place where Kite first met Elk and Mia), trying to
figure things out. The poor Phase's mind was in a jumble. He didn't know how he wound up
being a player in "The World" when he was just a big, all-mighty, un-defeatable monster no
more than a day ago. He stood up and walked out of the alleyway, then began to wander about
Mac Anu, still thinking. It was then he remembered those strange pulse waves he felt a few hours
ago and the long darkness that followed. Without thinking, he yelled out in a very aggravated
voice, "THAT STUPID FRIGGIN' GLITCH!" He suddenly felt a sharp, quick pain in the back
of his head. Turning around and looking down at the ground, he saw an Oh No Melon.
"Oh! I'm sorry. Did I hit you?"
Skeith blinked as he looked ahead and saw three boys walking towards him. One Long Arm on
the right, one Twin Blade on the left, and a small Wavemaster in the middle, ahead of the other
two. The Wavemaster picked up the Oh No Melon. Skeith was staring at the strange symbol on
the Wavemaster's hat. It looked kind of like a horned-person. 'I've seen that symbol before..But
where?' He thought. The Wavemaster looked at Skeith oddly. "Um..What are you staring at?"
The Terror of Death blinked. "Oh, nothing." He noticed the Wavemaster was no longer in front
of him, but beside him, gazing at his staff. "Wow. That's a neat staff." The Wavemaster had a
strange, childish voice. Skeith backed away a bit. "You aren't going to go on a crazy mad
rampage and try to steal it, are you?" "Of course not!" The Phase looked relieved, but the look
only lasted for a minute. As soon as you could say, "Freaking Liar!" the Wavemaster had
grabbed the staff from Skeith's hands and was making off with it, the Twin Blade and Long Arm
following. All three ran up to the Chaos Gate and the Twin Blade spoke.
"Sorry, I have to go. My mom wants me to come to dinner."
The Wavemaster nodded and replied, "That's okay."
"I have to go too. Gotta take a shower. Ugh." The Long Arm said.
The three said their goodbyes, and the Long Arm and Twin Blade logged off. The Wavemaster
turned around to see Skeith running at him, yelling death threats. The Wavemaster quickly
warped to a random field, leaving Skeith to wallow in his random anger. And without his staff! A
"Bing!" was heard as Skeith received E-Mail. He checked the e-mail, saw the picture of the
Wavemaster who had just stolen his staff!
"Haha! I've got your pretty staff! If you'd like to come and get it back from me, go to Theta:
Hidden Dog Dancing Organ Market! That is, if you're not too scared! Hehehehe! You should've
seen the look on your face when I swiped it! It's so fun to deceive people!" The word 'deceive'
was in bold text. Skeith trembled with rage as he warped to the given field and stalked off
towards the dungeon.
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Will Skeith get his wonderful staff back? Find out next time in Digimon: Digital Monsters! Er, I
mean this fanfic. ;D Review.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. GIVE ME SYMPATHY! ):
Subaru smiled. "Well, Skeith." She said, "It was nice meeting you." Skeith nodded slowly. "I
guess it was nice meeting you too..?" He jumped off the boat and back onto land, then ran off.
Silver Knight growled. "Lady Subaru, why did you just let him go like that!? It was obvious he
was using an illegally edited weapon! We have to capture him and bring him to justice!" Subaru
sighed. "Silver Knight, what have I told you about this whole 'Justice' thing?" she asked him.
Silver Knight frowned. "Not to do it." "That's right." And with a hard shove from Subaru, the
strongest Scarlet Knight fell off the boat and into the river.
Skeith sat in the alleyway of Mac Anu (The place where Kite first met Elk and Mia), trying to
figure things out. The poor Phase's mind was in a jumble. He didn't know how he wound up
being a player in "The World" when he was just a big, all-mighty, un-defeatable monster no
more than a day ago. He stood up and walked out of the alleyway, then began to wander about
Mac Anu, still thinking. It was then he remembered those strange pulse waves he felt a few hours
ago and the long darkness that followed. Without thinking, he yelled out in a very aggravated
voice, "THAT STUPID FRIGGIN' GLITCH!" He suddenly felt a sharp, quick pain in the back
of his head. Turning around and looking down at the ground, he saw an Oh No Melon.
"Oh! I'm sorry. Did I hit you?"
Skeith blinked as he looked ahead and saw three boys walking towards him. One Long Arm on
the right, one Twin Blade on the left, and a small Wavemaster in the middle, ahead of the other
two. The Wavemaster picked up the Oh No Melon. Skeith was staring at the strange symbol on
the Wavemaster's hat. It looked kind of like a horned-person. 'I've seen that symbol before..But
where?' He thought. The Wavemaster looked at Skeith oddly. "Um..What are you staring at?"
The Terror of Death blinked. "Oh, nothing." He noticed the Wavemaster was no longer in front
of him, but beside him, gazing at his staff. "Wow. That's a neat staff." The Wavemaster had a
strange, childish voice. Skeith backed away a bit. "You aren't going to go on a crazy mad
rampage and try to steal it, are you?" "Of course not!" The Phase looked relieved, but the look
only lasted for a minute. As soon as you could say, "Freaking Liar!" the Wavemaster had
grabbed the staff from Skeith's hands and was making off with it, the Twin Blade and Long Arm
following. All three ran up to the Chaos Gate and the Twin Blade spoke.
"Sorry, I have to go. My mom wants me to come to dinner."
The Wavemaster nodded and replied, "That's okay."
"I have to go too. Gotta take a shower. Ugh." The Long Arm said.
The three said their goodbyes, and the Long Arm and Twin Blade logged off. The Wavemaster
turned around to see Skeith running at him, yelling death threats. The Wavemaster quickly
warped to a random field, leaving Skeith to wallow in his random anger. And without his staff! A
"Bing!" was heard as Skeith received E-Mail. He checked the e-mail, saw the picture of the
Wavemaster who had just stolen his staff!
"Haha! I've got your pretty staff! If you'd like to come and get it back from me, go to Theta:
Hidden Dog Dancing Organ Market! That is, if you're not too scared! Hehehehe! You should've
seen the look on your face when I swiped it! It's so fun to deceive people!" The word 'deceive'
was in bold text. Skeith trembled with rage as he warped to the given field and stalked off
towards the dungeon.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Will Skeith get his wonderful staff back? Find out next time in Digimon: Digital Monsters! Er, I
mean this fanfic. ;D Review.