No reviews. Oh dear. Oh well, I still want to finish this story before I forget about it...again. Oh wait, I just did!

Link and Young Link found quite the shocking sight in the forest. Marth was sitting there, an evil smirk on his face, making strange growl like sounds that you would expect an alien to make. But that wasn't the main problem.

"Err....Marth....You're naked," Young Link was staring at Marth, while Link was looking away and trying to find his smaller self's' eyes.

"Don't stare at him, you'll only encourage him to do this more often" Link said. His youthful clones' eye was visibly twitching.

"I...I'm...s...sorry, I had no...Choice on this whole thing," Marth said with a sly look and a pathetic stutter to his normal fast talking voice.

Pausing to comprehend what he meant, Link quickly whipped out his blue tunic that he kept in his...okay let's just say he keeps everything in his hat.

"Here, wear this...it should fit...just...OH FOR DINS SAKE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MAN!" Link had looked down and seen more of Marth than he ever wanted to see.

Marth started to shiver. Well...he'd never really felt cold, seeing as how he was usually hunting down Samus or running from said bounty hunter (not much different than the real Marth) so, to him, he found the whole scenario fascinating. When he pulled the tunic on, Irvine realized that it was made of some scratchy material. I felt better naked, he thought. Or at least, he tried to think it. Instead, due to his lack of control over the new body, he found himself saying it out loud. To say the least, Link and Mini Link were extremely freaked out.

"Uh, Marth? That's just wrong." Young Link looked like he would faint, but he had the most control. Link had fainted.

Finally, after much difficulty and perverse attitudes, the trio set off. The links were keeping their distance from Marth, as now he was acting even worse. He was looking over his body and touching his skin in various locations, some more... disturbing than other places.

"Why did you freak out when you looked down, Big me? I mean, you've seen one of those before, right? You do have one, right?"

"That's not the problem. I didn't know he was...gay," Link started to shake uncontrollably," That man has NO self control, and no sense of decency!"

Irvine listened in to their hushed conversation. Gay? What does that mean? Could they mean that I like guys? No, I am NOT gay! I am the top ranking official of my frigate and... IS THAT SAMUS!!

The swordsman were approaching Great Fox and it's crew of friends and foes.

Zelda happened to spot Link and crew first. Samus spotted Marth, and Roy started running towards his love interest.

"MMMAAAARRRTTTHHH!!!!" Roy literally jumped on the confused space pirate and started kissing his cheek," I MISSED YOU!!"

Irvine suddenly screamed and threw Roy off of him," THAT IS WRONG!! MEN DO NOT KISS MEN!!"

Wait a sec, Samus thought, Marth is gay! I remember the day...

Samus' Memory

She stared at Marth lovingly and removed her helmet. She had scrambled her voice so that he wouldn't know if she was male or female. Now that he knew, she saw disappointment in his azure eyes.

"Samus," he murmured," I'm gay."

End Memory

"Marth?" she asked," Are you gay?"

Irvine exploded," NO!! I AM NOT GAY!!"

Everyone gasped. Everyone being Link and Roy, but, you get the picture.

Well, that's it for now. I think the people who normally review are gone... so maybe I should hook some new people. For some odd reason I can't use my normal splitting ability, so I will use bold to show splits and notes.