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Roy Lover: Okay, I'm updating! Who knew my story was loved?
Well, here's the next chappie. Hope you people enjoy. And, if you're reading, but not leaving a review, you're making this story fall to the wayside. It makes me think no one likes it...or....maybe no one likes it but this one reviewer. Ah well, please one person, keep reviewing .
"No way you are straight, Marth!" Link shouted, "I saw...well...I saw...." he trailed off and looked away. No point in saying it to this idiot, especially in front of women and children...and Roy.
Roy looked away and started to cry.
Samus lifted her arm cannon up and aimed it at 'Marth',"What did you do with the real Marth, you imposter?"
Zelda and Fox stared ahead blankly. Neither new what was going, or really wanted to know.
'Marth' tilted his head and laughed.
"Do you really want to hear what happened? Alright.......
It started when I was chasing Samus in my own private ship. She landed on this odd planet and started to search for this 'Marth'. She continued her hunt and eventually did find him....though she did not kill him.....how odd. When all of you primitive beings started to fight, a stray missile came out of the melee and hit me, killing me."
The motley crew looked at him, obviously confused.
"So then, you died? But how did you get here?" Peach had a different question.
"So then, you're not Marth?"
"Ahem, if you'd let me continue......
For a little while, I had an out of body experience, floating around while watching my corpse slide to the ground...I saw some odd looking men grab my body and drag it to some small building...I followed. Shortly after, I saw you lot float over in a bubble and land. I was disgusted to see that my armor was being put on some blue headed freak, but I had no control over it. When I heard him say he was reviving all of the villains, I began to worry. This 'Marth' was technically in my body....what would happen? In the end, we switched bodies....so he's in my elegant space pirate body while I'm trapped in his own...."
Everyone fell silent. After a few minutes of said silence, Link glared at Samus.
"Hey........didn't you just beat the crap out of a space pirate?"
"Yeah.......poor Marth....he got side swiped by an arwing....we have to find him!"
So, the people who had a vague idea of what was happening, which is everyone except Peach, began to walk into the desert, no real knowledge of where to go or what to do.
Two hours later...
"Big me, I have a question..."
"Yeah, what is it mini-me?"
".......What do you do if you have to pee but you're in the middle of the desert and there's no way to hide from the girls in your group?"
".........aw, aw! No way you have to go to the bathroom now!"
"......I do....."
"..........I have an idea....."
Link suddenly threw a deku nut as far as he could. The explosion and flash of light in the distance caught the attention of everyone in the group, causing them to wonder what it was and take a step towards it. Young Link grinned and quickly turned around, relieving himself.
"ARGH! THAT WRETCHED HERO OF TIME STILL FINDS ME!! EVEN AFTER I WAS REVIVED!!"
"THAT HURT ME EYES!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST VILLAIN WHEN I'M BLIND!!!"
"-random snarls that cannot be understood-"
'Oh man,' Link thought,'Just my luck....I hit the place where the villains got revived....'
Samus quickly motioned for everyone to get their weapons out. They still had the element of surprise, after all.
Peach ran after the group, shouting and waving her arms.
"HEY!!!!! YOU GUYS FORGOT ME!"
"So much for the element of surprise...." Samus whispered. They quickly ran towards the shouts of villainous misery, crying out various battle cries.
Ahem......that's it for now. . I enjoy writing this crap every now and then......
The entire idea for the second half of the chapter is to take things that you never hear about in video games, but you know they happen. How else did Link survive for that long without seeming to go to the bathroom? How else did the enemy always seem to find the heroes?
Ah well, see you all next update! Maybe....