Author: ...uh.....hehe, sorry about the late update. Its just that I got
episodes 1-77 of Naruto (my fav anime) in Japanese for my computer, and
I've kinda been on an anime high for the past few days. But hey, now I have
inspiration for any more battles involving a certain ninja...or well,
kunoichi.
BTW, I also finished reading this fanfic that was the most EVIL and yet one of the best written ones I've read. The plot was terrible because it was a Koug/Kagura pairing, but it was too well written to put down. [sigh]...guilty pleasure fanfic. If you care, it was called Scarlet by teresa.
Chapter 10:
The violent winds whipped through the sitting hanyou's hair, blowing his silver locks swiftly to the side. In the same direction, the grass of the plateau bowed low from the powerful change in youki. Inuyasha's eyes were the same bloody color as Kouga's arm, and his claws itched eagerly to be dyed the same color.
Kouga's heart began to beat faster and faster as his fear continued to rise to heights that he couldn't recall ever having felt before. If his feet hadn't been too paralyzed with fear to move, he would have left by now, but he had a suspicion that it wouldn't help much. His breathing sped with his pulse and his entire body was quickly covered in sweat.
Inuyasha snickered to himself through overly developed fangs at the fear that he had instilled into his opponent, he had not meant to go this far, but he was confident that Kouga could take at least a few hits. He slowly made his way to his feet, driven near ecstasy by the smell of Kouga's fear, snickering to himself again as Kouga's entire shivered once as another wave of fear racked his body.
When he had finally stood to full stature, Kouga's head seemed to set on fire from the burning warnings in the back of his mind telling him to flee as soon as possible. Inuyasha turned his head slightly to spit while simultaneously cracking the claws on both hands by simply tensing them up.
Without warning he was mobile, diving through the air at a speed that dwarfed even Kouga's. His claws were flexed and ready in an instant, but halfway through the air, Inuyasha's head suddenly twitched and he brought himself to a sudden stop. He fell to his knees blinking wildly, tearing from his right eye.
Inuyasha: Ah, for the love of...[holds open eye to remove a large red contact].
Phantom: ...what? CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[winds calm down and the sounds of shuffling feet can be heard]
Kouga: [pulls himself together] huh?
Inuyasha: [pulls out a small of eye drops and drips some into his eye] I think I might have gotten something in my eye.
Kouga: [sigh] well that's what you get for doing all that crazy stuff with the winds and stuff.
Inuyasha: [pulls out other contact] It scared the mess out of you
Kouga: ...well, it would scare you too, I mean, how would you like it if you had a booming voice in the back of your head telling you to run whenever things got rough.
Inuyasha: Feh [puts contacts away]
Kouga: Which reminds me...[digs around in the back of his hair, under his bandana and pulls out a little walkie talkie] I hate this damn thing so much.
Inuyasha: [snickering] Now that's great, special effects at their greatest.
Kouga: Look who's talking Mr. Blood Red contacts and super winds [points to giant fans]
Inuayasha: Whatever.
Phantom: [gets up from director's chair, rubbing his temples with one hand, holding a script in the other] What's going on?
Inuyasha: Got something under my contacts.
Phantom: [getting a little irritated] I figured that much, but can you put them back in. My three readers will be angry if I don't finish this soon.
Kouga: [standing behind Phantom and silently making faces at Inuyasha]
Inuyasha: ...I'm gonna let these soak for a while.
Phantom: THE'VE BEEN SOAKING THE WHOLE FIC SO FAR!!!
Inuyasha: hehe...well they need to soak longer.
Phantom: [fumes] Fine then. Break Everybody.
Inuyasha: Thanks [gets up] I've been wanting one.
Phantom: [grumbles] I've only been writing for about 15-20 minutes.
Inuyasha: How long we have?
Phantom: Dunno, I'll beckon when I need you.
Inuyasha: Cool, by the way, where is...
Kagome: What's going on everybody?
Kouga: Hey Kagome
Phantom: Hey, we're breaking
Kagome: Okay.
Inuyasha: [scowls at Phantom and Kouga] eyes off my woman. [quickly moves behind Kagome]
Kagome: ...
Kouga: Whatever. [Goes over to a chair marked "Kouga" and sits down, putting on sunglasses, three platinum chains, 15 assorted rings, gold teeth liners, and a red bandana. Starts blaring really loud Rap and Hip-hop music]
Phantom: [sigh] I wonder what Rumiko Takahashi would think about his new hobby
Kagome: [starts giggling as Inuyasha begins to tickle her] Inuyasha...[giggle]...stop...[giggle]...we need to...[giggle]...work...
Inuyasha: [whispers into her ear] But we're on break, I figured we could...
Kagome: [Looks up at him] Inuyasha...I'd love to...
Inuyasha: [smiles proudly and prepares to pick Kagome up]
Kagome: But I promised my friends I'd play D and D with them at my next break. Sorry
Inuyasha: ...
Kagome: [slips a dice into Inuyasha's hand, then smacks it causing him to drop it] You only rolled a 2 for your stamina check, it wouldn't have lasted long anyway.
Inuyasha: ...
Kagome: Bye [pecks a very stunned Inuyasha on the cheek, then goes over to sit with three people in black robes huddled around a pile of dice]
Inuayasha: ...D...and...D?
Kouga: [gets up and puts on a pair of jeans up to the bottom of his shorts, ties a belt on it, and grabs the crotch. Starts C-walking over to Inuyasha]
Inuyasha: [now just confused] I thought you were a blood.
Kouga: uh-huh
Inuyasha: So why are you Crip walking?
Kouga: ...uh.
Inuyasha: uh-huh
Kouga: Whatever. [looks over at Kagome] Hey, Inuyasha, isn't that yo bi'atch?
Inuyasha: ...bi...atch? Kagome isn't a...bi'atch [begins to fume and grabs one of Kouga's chains]
Kouga: Hold up. Chill dawg. Let go of the blang-blang. This stuff cost way too much for you to go wreckin it.
Inuyasha: [grumbles to self]
Kouga: Heh, what a person to choose for a mate.
Inuyasha: Oh well, I suppose she's infinitely inferior to...
Lilian: [dressed from head to toe in pikachu advertisement, and a little fake pikachu tail] Pika Pika?
Inuyasha: ...her. [chuckles] I'm gonna go take the rest of this stuff off. Have fun, or should I say, pika piiiiiii pika? [walks away laughing, taking off the press on tattoos]
Kouga: [growls to self] Hey girl [turns to Lilian] , whachyou doin?
Lilian: (confused) pi...pika?
Kouga: You know [strolls over to Lilian] I thought that maybe you and I could...you know...get to know each other better over the break.
Lilian: (more confused, slightly annoyed) ...pi
Kouga: I mean you know, I think we got some chemistry, maybe you could come over sometime, and we could make somethin explode...hehe you know what I mean?
Lilian: (getting really agitated) pi...pika...chu chu chu...
Kouga: [walks behind Lilian] Maybe I could even get a piece of this...[firmly and fully gropes her from behind]
Lilian: (infuriated, flames in her eyes) piiiiiiiiii...[starts drawing luminous symbol in the air] kaaaaaaaaa.....
Kouga: ...uh-oh
Lilian: CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [fires Denko no Jutsu]
Kouga: [dodges to the immediate right, however, the bolt hits one of the chains around his neck and he still gets fried.] ...call....me...
Lilian: [sticks her nose up and swishes fake pikachu tail. Walks over to watch Kagome's game] ???
Kagome: ...and he eats you. Well your dead, you know what to do.
Cloaked Gamer: Yeah...I know [sigh] damn, it was just getting good too. [pulls out a dagger and stabs self in the stomach]
Kagome: Alright [points to Gamer number 2] Alright, it's your character's turn...what do you do?
Phantom: Alright everybody, breaks over. Kouga, get changed, Kagome, clean that up and wait for your next scene, and Inuyasha [looks over to see Inuyasha sitting in his chair with a portable CD player] HEY, GET OVER HERE.
Inuyasha: [looks up at Phantom, hearing him, but not caring]
Phantom: I know you can hear me, put the tattoos and contacts back on and get over here.
Inuyasha: [still ignoring]
Phantom: [fuming, but anger subsides as an evil smile creeps across his face] TURN OFF THAT POLKA AND GET OVER HERE NOW!!!
Inuyasha: ...[jaw drops]
All others: ...polka? ("Pika?" for Lilian)
Phantom: [snickering evilly] ...oops, did I say that out loud?
Inuyasha: [beams at Phantom, takes off head-set, blushing madly]
Phantom: Now, we have to get this done. Places everyone. Lights [queue the sun], Camera [camera starts up], ACTION!!!!!!!!!!
Author: Okay, I thought it would be funny to add in a random comedy chapter, I've always wanted to do a behind the scenes one shot, but never got around to it. NEway, tell me what you thought, and also if you think I should ever add another random chapter to break the thick air (after all the last two chapters have just been a gruelingly long and probably overly detailed fight scene). Promise though, next chapter is the continuation (and hopefully conclusion) of Dog Fight.
BTW, I also finished reading this fanfic that was the most EVIL and yet one of the best written ones I've read. The plot was terrible because it was a Koug/Kagura pairing, but it was too well written to put down. [sigh]...guilty pleasure fanfic. If you care, it was called Scarlet by teresa.
Chapter 10:
The violent winds whipped through the sitting hanyou's hair, blowing his silver locks swiftly to the side. In the same direction, the grass of the plateau bowed low from the powerful change in youki. Inuyasha's eyes were the same bloody color as Kouga's arm, and his claws itched eagerly to be dyed the same color.
Kouga's heart began to beat faster and faster as his fear continued to rise to heights that he couldn't recall ever having felt before. If his feet hadn't been too paralyzed with fear to move, he would have left by now, but he had a suspicion that it wouldn't help much. His breathing sped with his pulse and his entire body was quickly covered in sweat.
Inuyasha snickered to himself through overly developed fangs at the fear that he had instilled into his opponent, he had not meant to go this far, but he was confident that Kouga could take at least a few hits. He slowly made his way to his feet, driven near ecstasy by the smell of Kouga's fear, snickering to himself again as Kouga's entire shivered once as another wave of fear racked his body.
When he had finally stood to full stature, Kouga's head seemed to set on fire from the burning warnings in the back of his mind telling him to flee as soon as possible. Inuyasha turned his head slightly to spit while simultaneously cracking the claws on both hands by simply tensing them up.
Without warning he was mobile, diving through the air at a speed that dwarfed even Kouga's. His claws were flexed and ready in an instant, but halfway through the air, Inuyasha's head suddenly twitched and he brought himself to a sudden stop. He fell to his knees blinking wildly, tearing from his right eye.
Inuyasha: Ah, for the love of...[holds open eye to remove a large red contact].
Phantom: ...what? CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[winds calm down and the sounds of shuffling feet can be heard]
Kouga: [pulls himself together] huh?
Inuyasha: [pulls out a small of eye drops and drips some into his eye] I think I might have gotten something in my eye.
Kouga: [sigh] well that's what you get for doing all that crazy stuff with the winds and stuff.
Inuyasha: [pulls out other contact] It scared the mess out of you
Kouga: ...well, it would scare you too, I mean, how would you like it if you had a booming voice in the back of your head telling you to run whenever things got rough.
Inuyasha: Feh [puts contacts away]
Kouga: Which reminds me...[digs around in the back of his hair, under his bandana and pulls out a little walkie talkie] I hate this damn thing so much.
Inuyasha: [snickering] Now that's great, special effects at their greatest.
Kouga: Look who's talking Mr. Blood Red contacts and super winds [points to giant fans]
Inuayasha: Whatever.
Phantom: [gets up from director's chair, rubbing his temples with one hand, holding a script in the other] What's going on?
Inuyasha: Got something under my contacts.
Phantom: [getting a little irritated] I figured that much, but can you put them back in. My three readers will be angry if I don't finish this soon.
Kouga: [standing behind Phantom and silently making faces at Inuyasha]
Inuyasha: ...I'm gonna let these soak for a while.
Phantom: THE'VE BEEN SOAKING THE WHOLE FIC SO FAR!!!
Inuyasha: hehe...well they need to soak longer.
Phantom: [fumes] Fine then. Break Everybody.
Inuyasha: Thanks [gets up] I've been wanting one.
Phantom: [grumbles] I've only been writing for about 15-20 minutes.
Inuyasha: How long we have?
Phantom: Dunno, I'll beckon when I need you.
Inuyasha: Cool, by the way, where is...
Kagome: What's going on everybody?
Kouga: Hey Kagome
Phantom: Hey, we're breaking
Kagome: Okay.
Inuyasha: [scowls at Phantom and Kouga] eyes off my woman. [quickly moves behind Kagome]
Kagome: ...
Kouga: Whatever. [Goes over to a chair marked "Kouga" and sits down, putting on sunglasses, three platinum chains, 15 assorted rings, gold teeth liners, and a red bandana. Starts blaring really loud Rap and Hip-hop music]
Phantom: [sigh] I wonder what Rumiko Takahashi would think about his new hobby
Kagome: [starts giggling as Inuyasha begins to tickle her] Inuyasha...[giggle]...stop...[giggle]...we need to...[giggle]...work...
Inuyasha: [whispers into her ear] But we're on break, I figured we could...
Kagome: [Looks up at him] Inuyasha...I'd love to...
Inuyasha: [smiles proudly and prepares to pick Kagome up]
Kagome: But I promised my friends I'd play D and D with them at my next break. Sorry
Inuyasha: ...
Kagome: [slips a dice into Inuyasha's hand, then smacks it causing him to drop it] You only rolled a 2 for your stamina check, it wouldn't have lasted long anyway.
Inuyasha: ...
Kagome: Bye [pecks a very stunned Inuyasha on the cheek, then goes over to sit with three people in black robes huddled around a pile of dice]
Inuayasha: ...D...and...D?
Kouga: [gets up and puts on a pair of jeans up to the bottom of his shorts, ties a belt on it, and grabs the crotch. Starts C-walking over to Inuyasha]
Inuyasha: [now just confused] I thought you were a blood.
Kouga: uh-huh
Inuyasha: So why are you Crip walking?
Kouga: ...uh.
Inuyasha: uh-huh
Kouga: Whatever. [looks over at Kagome] Hey, Inuyasha, isn't that yo bi'atch?
Inuyasha: ...bi...atch? Kagome isn't a...bi'atch [begins to fume and grabs one of Kouga's chains]
Kouga: Hold up. Chill dawg. Let go of the blang-blang. This stuff cost way too much for you to go wreckin it.
Inuyasha: [grumbles to self]
Kouga: Heh, what a person to choose for a mate.
Inuyasha: Oh well, I suppose she's infinitely inferior to...
Lilian: [dressed from head to toe in pikachu advertisement, and a little fake pikachu tail] Pika Pika?
Inuyasha: ...her. [chuckles] I'm gonna go take the rest of this stuff off. Have fun, or should I say, pika piiiiiii pika? [walks away laughing, taking off the press on tattoos]
Kouga: [growls to self] Hey girl [turns to Lilian] , whachyou doin?
Lilian: (confused) pi...pika?
Kouga: You know [strolls over to Lilian] I thought that maybe you and I could...you know...get to know each other better over the break.
Lilian: (more confused, slightly annoyed) ...pi
Kouga: I mean you know, I think we got some chemistry, maybe you could come over sometime, and we could make somethin explode...hehe you know what I mean?
Lilian: (getting really agitated) pi...pika...chu chu chu...
Kouga: [walks behind Lilian] Maybe I could even get a piece of this...[firmly and fully gropes her from behind]
Lilian: (infuriated, flames in her eyes) piiiiiiiiii...[starts drawing luminous symbol in the air] kaaaaaaaaa.....
Kouga: ...uh-oh
Lilian: CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [fires Denko no Jutsu]
Kouga: [dodges to the immediate right, however, the bolt hits one of the chains around his neck and he still gets fried.] ...call....me...
Lilian: [sticks her nose up and swishes fake pikachu tail. Walks over to watch Kagome's game] ???
Kagome: ...and he eats you. Well your dead, you know what to do.
Cloaked Gamer: Yeah...I know [sigh] damn, it was just getting good too. [pulls out a dagger and stabs self in the stomach]
Kagome: Alright [points to Gamer number 2] Alright, it's your character's turn...what do you do?
Phantom: Alright everybody, breaks over. Kouga, get changed, Kagome, clean that up and wait for your next scene, and Inuyasha [looks over to see Inuyasha sitting in his chair with a portable CD player] HEY, GET OVER HERE.
Inuyasha: [looks up at Phantom, hearing him, but not caring]
Phantom: I know you can hear me, put the tattoos and contacts back on and get over here.
Inuyasha: [still ignoring]
Phantom: [fuming, but anger subsides as an evil smile creeps across his face] TURN OFF THAT POLKA AND GET OVER HERE NOW!!!
Inuyasha: ...[jaw drops]
All others: ...polka? ("Pika?" for Lilian)
Phantom: [snickering evilly] ...oops, did I say that out loud?
Inuyasha: [beams at Phantom, takes off head-set, blushing madly]
Phantom: Now, we have to get this done. Places everyone. Lights [queue the sun], Camera [camera starts up], ACTION!!!!!!!!!!
Author: Okay, I thought it would be funny to add in a random comedy chapter, I've always wanted to do a behind the scenes one shot, but never got around to it. NEway, tell me what you thought, and also if you think I should ever add another random chapter to break the thick air (after all the last two chapters have just been a gruelingly long and probably overly detailed fight scene). Promise though, next chapter is the continuation (and hopefully conclusion) of Dog Fight.