.hack//STUPIDFRIGGINGLITCH
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. Really, I don't. No, this is NOT the deed of ownership to
.hack that I stole from Bandai, what are you talking about!? You and your silly ideas...
Skeith walked about Mac Anu, looking up at the sky and thinking deeply. Until he ran into
someone wearing a nice, thick suit of armor. He grumbled and stood up, putting his hand to his
face to make sure his nose wasn't bleeding or anything. When it was confirmed that all was well,
he noticed the guy he ran into was part of a large crowd that had gathered in front of a big,
floating TV screen...thingamabobber. Above all the random chatter here and there in the crowd,
one voice was audible through the crowd, and probably through the entire Root Town. It was
high-pitched and girlish.
"YAY! YAY! RARE GOODIES FOR ME, FOR ME!"
Skeith began to walk around, asking people what was going on. Nobody would answer him.
Nobody, that is, except the small girl wearing a jester-like outfit. She poked Skeith and grinned.
"This is an event announcement, silly! With rare items galore!" Her eyes became little hearts as
she began to twirl around in excitement. Her voice was the same as the one that he heard above
the talking of the crowd. The girl stopped, then politely bowed. "Uhh, Whoops! Sorry about that.
My name's Mistral, and I am the best Rare Item Hunter in the entire world! Yeah!" Skeith
blinked, confused. "Uhm..Well, my name's Skeith." Mistral blinked. "Skeith? That name sounds
a little familiar..Oh well! Y'know, you look like you could help me. Wanna be my partner in the
event? All you have to do is help me look for a special blue statue of a Grunty hidden around this
certain field. If we find it, then we get a priiiize!" Skeith thought for a second. "Well, I've got
nothing better to do with my time. So I guess I could help y-" Skeith didn't have time to finish
his sentence. He was interrupted by a gigantic glomp from Mistral. "THANK YOUUUU!"
"No..problem..just get off of me..you're crushing my spleen.."
Later that day, Mistral and Skeith warped into a field where tons of busy players checked under
rocks and such, looking for the illusive statue. Mistral immediatly began to check around trees,
and use her staff to dig away at the ground. She saw something sparkle and gasped. "I FOUND
IT! I FOUND IT! YAAY!" and she pulled out the Blue Grunty Statue! Or so she thought.
"Waaaiiiit..This isn't a Grunty Statue! It's just the helmet of one of those dumb Scarlet Knights."
And with that, she tossed it randomly to the side and ignored the "OW!" that came from the
random player she hit.
They looked and looked, but the Wavemaster and Phase duo could not find that statue! They
looked everywhere in the field, but it was nowhere to be found! "Do you think someone could've
gotten it already?" Skeith asked Mistral. "Nooooo way! That isn't possible! I'm the only one who
is worthy of getting the rare items!" and with that she stood up. "C'mon, Skeith! I'm not going to
let some random person take MY treasure! Let's go search in the one place I haven't seen anyone
try The DUNGEON!" Skeith stood up and sighed. "It's probably not in there, Mistral." "But it's
GOT to be in there! I know, I know, the event thing said it wasn't going to be in the dungeon, but
maybe that's just so to cover up the fact that it probably IS in there! Bwaha! Nothing can get past
the great, almighty Item Hunter MISTRAL!" And so, she paraded off to the dungeon, Skeith
following afterwards.
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Will Mistral find the Statue? Or has she lost the event? Find out in the next chapter. YES,
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M MAKING YOU WAIT. In the meantime, review, please. =D
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. Really, I don't. No, this is NOT the deed of ownership to
.hack that I stole from Bandai, what are you talking about!? You and your silly ideas...
Skeith walked about Mac Anu, looking up at the sky and thinking deeply. Until he ran into
someone wearing a nice, thick suit of armor. He grumbled and stood up, putting his hand to his
face to make sure his nose wasn't bleeding or anything. When it was confirmed that all was well,
he noticed the guy he ran into was part of a large crowd that had gathered in front of a big,
floating TV screen...thingamabobber. Above all the random chatter here and there in the crowd,
one voice was audible through the crowd, and probably through the entire Root Town. It was
high-pitched and girlish.
"YAY! YAY! RARE GOODIES FOR ME, FOR ME!"
Skeith began to walk around, asking people what was going on. Nobody would answer him.
Nobody, that is, except the small girl wearing a jester-like outfit. She poked Skeith and grinned.
"This is an event announcement, silly! With rare items galore!" Her eyes became little hearts as
she began to twirl around in excitement. Her voice was the same as the one that he heard above
the talking of the crowd. The girl stopped, then politely bowed. "Uhh, Whoops! Sorry about that.
My name's Mistral, and I am the best Rare Item Hunter in the entire world! Yeah!" Skeith
blinked, confused. "Uhm..Well, my name's Skeith." Mistral blinked. "Skeith? That name sounds
a little familiar..Oh well! Y'know, you look like you could help me. Wanna be my partner in the
event? All you have to do is help me look for a special blue statue of a Grunty hidden around this
certain field. If we find it, then we get a priiiize!" Skeith thought for a second. "Well, I've got
nothing better to do with my time. So I guess I could help y-" Skeith didn't have time to finish
his sentence. He was interrupted by a gigantic glomp from Mistral. "THANK YOUUUU!"
"No..problem..just get off of me..you're crushing my spleen.."
Later that day, Mistral and Skeith warped into a field where tons of busy players checked under
rocks and such, looking for the illusive statue. Mistral immediatly began to check around trees,
and use her staff to dig away at the ground. She saw something sparkle and gasped. "I FOUND
IT! I FOUND IT! YAAY!" and she pulled out the Blue Grunty Statue! Or so she thought.
"Waaaiiiit..This isn't a Grunty Statue! It's just the helmet of one of those dumb Scarlet Knights."
And with that, she tossed it randomly to the side and ignored the "OW!" that came from the
random player she hit.
They looked and looked, but the Wavemaster and Phase duo could not find that statue! They
looked everywhere in the field, but it was nowhere to be found! "Do you think someone could've
gotten it already?" Skeith asked Mistral. "Nooooo way! That isn't possible! I'm the only one who
is worthy of getting the rare items!" and with that she stood up. "C'mon, Skeith! I'm not going to
let some random person take MY treasure! Let's go search in the one place I haven't seen anyone
try The DUNGEON!" Skeith stood up and sighed. "It's probably not in there, Mistral." "But it's
GOT to be in there! I know, I know, the event thing said it wasn't going to be in the dungeon, but
maybe that's just so to cover up the fact that it probably IS in there! Bwaha! Nothing can get past
the great, almighty Item Hunter MISTRAL!" And so, she paraded off to the dungeon, Skeith
following afterwards.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Will Mistral find the Statue? Or has she lost the event? Find out in the next chapter. YES,
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M MAKING YOU WAIT. In the meantime, review, please. =D