.hack//STUPIDFRIGGINGLITCH
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. SO THERE.
Magus and Innis sat, side by side, in front of the Chaos gate in Carmina Gadelica. They were
bored as hell, and that fact was extremely obvious. "I'm bored as hell." Magus said. "Same."
Innis replied. They sat there boredly, not paying attention to anything going on around them.
Until someone tripped over Innis. "HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" Innis yelled.
"Sorry, Sorry!" The victim of the fall said as he stood, brushed himself off, then continued his
interrupted run. Magus chuckled. The Mirage of Deceit growled at him, glaring evilly. Suddenly,
Magus hushed Innis. "Do you hear that?" "Hear what, Magus?" "Those people talking. Listen."
They both became quiet and listened to a conversation between three people nearby.
"So, you say you saw a Wavemaster with a weird red wand?" Asked a Heavyblade girl with
short, brown hair. "Yes. At first, he was just wandering around a dungeon I was visiting with
BT." Replied an older-looking Blademaster man with blue and white paint on him. A
Wavemaster in a tan outfit just sat there quietly and listened. "So, what happened next?" The girl
asked. "Well, we ignored him until we both ended up fighting a monster in the same room. He
was doing pretty well on his own when we came in, but we decided to help him anyway. He told
us he had it under control and to just leave, but we stayed and fought the monster along with it,
and when it was all over, he approached us, and he looked pretty angry." "Angry?" The
Wavemaster inquired. "Yes. That's when I really noticed his weapon was one I had never seen
before. I was about to ask him where he got it, when he swung out at BT with the weapon. He
must've been very strong, because he killed BT with one hit. He then told me to leave his
sanctuary, or he'd kill me too. I could tell he wasn't bluffing, so I left as he said. I sure didn't
want to lose all the items and experience I had gained earlier." "I see. Say, Bear, what field was
it?" The Heavyblade girl asked. The man closed his eyes, resting them. "Theta: Chosen Hopeless
Nothingness." The girl blinked. "Oh."
"Heh! They're talking about Skeith!" Innis whispered. "Yep." Magus whispered back. The three
people began to talk again, so the two Phases became silent as they listened. "I think you should
take us to the dungeon. I want to see this player!" The girl said. "But Mimiru, what if he tries to
kill us like he did with BT?" The man asked. "I'll just save my progress before we go! That way I
won't be missing out on too much stuff! How about you, Tsukasa? Are you coming?" The
Wavemaster looked at the girl. "Well..I guess I'll come too. I'm also curious about this player."
"Alright then, if you two wish to go, then let's go." The man said. The three approached the
Chaos Gate, then warped to the Theta server. "...Shall we follow them?" Innis asked. "Of
course." Magus said, grinning. They stood up, then warped to the Theta server also. They got
there just in time to see the three warp to Chosen Hopeless Nothingness. They waited a few
seconds, then warped there themselves. While the three other players arrived on the other side of
the field from the dungeon, The Mirage of Deceit and The Propagation were warped about
twenty feet away from their main destination. "Woot! We got lucky." Innis commented. And
with that, he ran over to the dungeon entrance and walked in. Magus followed. Once inside,
Magus yelled, "HEY, SKEITH! YOU THERE?" There was no noise for a moment as the two
Phases listened for Skeith, but after a while, they heard footsteps. The Terror of Death emerged
from the shadows of the doorway ahead of them, then stopped. "...What. Is. HE. Doing. Here?"
The First Phase said, glaring at Innis. Innis grinned at him, "Aw, you still mad about all of that,
Skeith-y?" Skeith's eye twitched. "S-Skeithy!? How dare you call me such a stupid name!" And
with that, he charged at Innis, but was stopped by Magus. "Out of the way, Reproduction-Boy!
That little brat is good as dead!" Magus sighed, "We're all Phases. We aren't supposed to be
fighting each other." Skeith looked at him. "I guess you're right." He held out his hand to Innis.
"Sorry." Innis grabbed his hand and shook it. "S'ok. But can I still call you Skeithy?" "No."
"Please?" "No." "Pllleeeaassee with sugar on top and ice cream in the middle and whipped
cream all around?" "No." "Aw, fine...Hey, can I call you something else then? How about S-"
"N-O." "Alright, whatever..." Magus smiled, a little embarrassed. "Well, now that that's
settled..." The Third Phase said, "...Skeith, we came to tell you three other players are planning to
come and pay you a visit. One of them said he was there before and you killed his friend." Skeith
thought for a moment, then spoke. "Ah! I remember him. Didn't he learn anything from the first
time he came? Tsk, Tsk...humans are such fools." He shook his head. "Well then, I guess we'll
just have to plan a little surprise party for them, won't we?" Innis and Magus chuckled evilly.
"Of course." Magus said. "It will be so much fun..Heh." Innis added. "But it won't be fun for
them. Only for us. Now, let's get to work!" Skeith said. Innis and Magus nodded. And so, the
three Phases began to scheme up a nice, evil little plan.
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What are their plans? What will they do to Bear, Mimiru and Tsukasa? Find out next time! Yes,
that's right. I'm making you wait SOME MORE! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAH-*cough hack* Ow.
*takes throat drop* There we go. Now then, where was I? Oh yeah! -
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. SO THERE.
Magus and Innis sat, side by side, in front of the Chaos gate in Carmina Gadelica. They were
bored as hell, and that fact was extremely obvious. "I'm bored as hell." Magus said. "Same."
Innis replied. They sat there boredly, not paying attention to anything going on around them.
Until someone tripped over Innis. "HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" Innis yelled.
"Sorry, Sorry!" The victim of the fall said as he stood, brushed himself off, then continued his
interrupted run. Magus chuckled. The Mirage of Deceit growled at him, glaring evilly. Suddenly,
Magus hushed Innis. "Do you hear that?" "Hear what, Magus?" "Those people talking. Listen."
They both became quiet and listened to a conversation between three people nearby.
"So, you say you saw a Wavemaster with a weird red wand?" Asked a Heavyblade girl with
short, brown hair. "Yes. At first, he was just wandering around a dungeon I was visiting with
BT." Replied an older-looking Blademaster man with blue and white paint on him. A
Wavemaster in a tan outfit just sat there quietly and listened. "So, what happened next?" The girl
asked. "Well, we ignored him until we both ended up fighting a monster in the same room. He
was doing pretty well on his own when we came in, but we decided to help him anyway. He told
us he had it under control and to just leave, but we stayed and fought the monster along with it,
and when it was all over, he approached us, and he looked pretty angry." "Angry?" The
Wavemaster inquired. "Yes. That's when I really noticed his weapon was one I had never seen
before. I was about to ask him where he got it, when he swung out at BT with the weapon. He
must've been very strong, because he killed BT with one hit. He then told me to leave his
sanctuary, or he'd kill me too. I could tell he wasn't bluffing, so I left as he said. I sure didn't
want to lose all the items and experience I had gained earlier." "I see. Say, Bear, what field was
it?" The Heavyblade girl asked. The man closed his eyes, resting them. "Theta: Chosen Hopeless
Nothingness." The girl blinked. "Oh."
"Heh! They're talking about Skeith!" Innis whispered. "Yep." Magus whispered back. The three
people began to talk again, so the two Phases became silent as they listened. "I think you should
take us to the dungeon. I want to see this player!" The girl said. "But Mimiru, what if he tries to
kill us like he did with BT?" The man asked. "I'll just save my progress before we go! That way I
won't be missing out on too much stuff! How about you, Tsukasa? Are you coming?" The
Wavemaster looked at the girl. "Well..I guess I'll come too. I'm also curious about this player."
"Alright then, if you two wish to go, then let's go." The man said. The three approached the
Chaos Gate, then warped to the Theta server. "...Shall we follow them?" Innis asked. "Of
course." Magus said, grinning. They stood up, then warped to the Theta server also. They got
there just in time to see the three warp to Chosen Hopeless Nothingness. They waited a few
seconds, then warped there themselves. While the three other players arrived on the other side of
the field from the dungeon, The Mirage of Deceit and The Propagation were warped about
twenty feet away from their main destination. "Woot! We got lucky." Innis commented. And
with that, he ran over to the dungeon entrance and walked in. Magus followed. Once inside,
Magus yelled, "HEY, SKEITH! YOU THERE?" There was no noise for a moment as the two
Phases listened for Skeith, but after a while, they heard footsteps. The Terror of Death emerged
from the shadows of the doorway ahead of them, then stopped. "...What. Is. HE. Doing. Here?"
The First Phase said, glaring at Innis. Innis grinned at him, "Aw, you still mad about all of that,
Skeith-y?" Skeith's eye twitched. "S-Skeithy!? How dare you call me such a stupid name!" And
with that, he charged at Innis, but was stopped by Magus. "Out of the way, Reproduction-Boy!
That little brat is good as dead!" Magus sighed, "We're all Phases. We aren't supposed to be
fighting each other." Skeith looked at him. "I guess you're right." He held out his hand to Innis.
"Sorry." Innis grabbed his hand and shook it. "S'ok. But can I still call you Skeithy?" "No."
"Please?" "No." "Pllleeeaassee with sugar on top and ice cream in the middle and whipped
cream all around?" "No." "Aw, fine...Hey, can I call you something else then? How about S-"
"N-O." "Alright, whatever..." Magus smiled, a little embarrassed. "Well, now that that's
settled..." The Third Phase said, "...Skeith, we came to tell you three other players are planning to
come and pay you a visit. One of them said he was there before and you killed his friend." Skeith
thought for a moment, then spoke. "Ah! I remember him. Didn't he learn anything from the first
time he came? Tsk, Tsk...humans are such fools." He shook his head. "Well then, I guess we'll
just have to plan a little surprise party for them, won't we?" Innis and Magus chuckled evilly.
"Of course." Magus said. "It will be so much fun..Heh." Innis added. "But it won't be fun for
them. Only for us. Now, let's get to work!" Skeith said. Innis and Magus nodded. And so, the
three Phases began to scheme up a nice, evil little plan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What are their plans? What will they do to Bear, Mimiru and Tsukasa? Find out next time! Yes,
that's right. I'm making you wait SOME MORE! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAH-*cough hack* Ow.
*takes throat drop* There we go. Now then, where was I? Oh yeah! -
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!