This is the first in a seris of adventures in Tortall.
so without further ado like all good FanFics start : i do not own any of Tamora's people but i do own all of the Cutlery Clan and any other new people (i also own the goat in chapter 3)
Before i finally begin i'd like you to know that
SS Super Spoon
FFF Freak Face Fork
ss Salad and Sever
NN Ninja Nives
These are some sortcuts i have taken because it takes ages to type other wise!
so here is......
SUPER SPOON vs FREAK FACE FORK
the battle begins
featuring Keladry of Mindelan
IT was a beautifully sunny afternoon when
Keladry of Mindelan decided to walk down to the outdoor path to the Own's Barracks. She was nearly there when suddenly a big hairy spider (the size of an African elephant) decided to eat her for afternoon tea
(You see he hadn't eaten since breakfast (he was on a diet) and so he was really hungry!)
It waited until she was right under him and attacked without a sound.
She didn't know what was happening until it was happening
Her scream was muffled by His long hair (you see he hadn't had time to shave that week)
She struggled and struggled
And suddenly SUPER SPOON showed up!
He stood against the sun his crimson blood stained blue cape flitted behind him.
"It's SURER SPOON!!!!!! I'm saved" cried Kel knowing that SS would save her! "Help me SS!!!" she cried!
"Never fear it is FREAK FACE FORK in costume!" cried SS as he flew down to the Spider aka FFF
He reached bravely down to the "spiders" head and ripped of FFF's mask!
FFF screeched and tried to run but his costume was now a hindrance he tried to undo the zip but it got caught and finally he slashed the costume to bits but in the process he slashed himself several time!
SS was to smart!
He thought this might happen and he already had his army of Ninja Nifes waiting behind the castle for his signal!
SS yelled "SIGNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That was their signal to attack
They plunged into the fray without a thought for they own lives!!!!!!!!!!!
A big cloud of dust engulfed them!
"DUST!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"cried Kel in despair "they can't survive the DUST!!!!!!!"
She broke down into sobs and a maid comforted her.
When the dust died down FFF was pinned down by SS sidekicks the twins called...
Salad and Server!
"Give up" cried SS
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!" yelled FFF as he struggled against salad and sever.
"Then die" threatened SS
"you'll have to kill me first!" retorted FFF
"Fine" said SS as he pulled out.....
THE BLACK SPOON OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFF mouth opened in horror THE BLACK SPOON OF DEATH would instantly paralyse you then slowly disintegrate your bones over 3 years it would then tickle you for 6 months and then slowly devour you over 2 year (depending on how big you are)
He lifted it to the sun and was about to plunge it into FFF when FFF sidekick the evil human convent SAM jumped up and used the force fork ( an evil device made in the pits of hell with the fire from the breath of a Dragon called Dragon) and spilt the spoon ever so slightly but it was enough!
The spoon glowed red and self destructed in a pile of black plastice ashes (and boy did it smell!!!!)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried all the good guys!!!!!!!!!!!
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!" cried the bad guy and girl
In the blazing light of the destruction FFF and SAM managed to over power them and got away
"I'll get you FFF if it's the first and last thing I do!!!!" cried SS
"I'll get you SAM if it's the last thing I do" cried KEL
FFF and Sam only laughed an evil hight pitched laugh as they ran into the distant sunset that was blood red
And so begin the adventures of SS and Kel and their fight for justice for all human and cutlery kind!!!!!!
Make sure to tune in next time for
SS vs FFF
The quest begins
featuring Kel and SAM