.hack//STUPIDFRIGGINGLITCH
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. I wish I did.
While Skeith, Innis and Magus plotted in the dungeon of Theta: Chosen Hopeless Nothingness,
the three players; Mimiru, a young HeavyBlade girl, Bear, an older looking Blademaster boy, and
Tsukasa, a young male Wavemaster were on their way to the same dungeon. They approached
the dungeon entrance. "Are you guys sure you want to go on with this?" Bear asked the two other
Players. "Of course, old man!" Mimiru replied cheerfully. Tsukasa just nodded. "Alright, then."
Bear said as he walked into the dungeon, Tsukasa and Mimiru following. Once they entered the
second room of the dungeon, they encountered their first Monster Square. The portal disappeared
and a monster was there. Mimiru immediately ran up and began to hack away at the monster. She
didn't do too much hacking away, though, because the monster died with one hit. "What the
hell? What's a level one monster doing here?!" "I don't know. Maybe it's some kind of glitch."
Bear said. They walked into the next room and found another level one monster. They defeated it
with ease, then continued. Each room they went to, the only thing waiting was a weak monster.
They got to the Gott Statue room, then opened the treasure chest. The only thing inside was a
note that said, "Haha! Tricked you!" with a big smiley face sticking it's tongue out to accompany
the text. Mimiru stomped her foot, "AGGGH! NO TREASURE!? WHAT KIND OF STUPID
DUNGEON IS THIS?!" And with that, she stomped out of the room, leaving Bear and Tsukasa
in the Gott Statue room. Suddenly, Mimiru screamed. Bear and Tsukasa ran out of the Gott
Statue room to see Mimiru pushing Skeith away. "Get away from me!" Magus and Innis stood in
the background. Skeith growled. He looked at the trio, then glared at Bear. "I thought I told you
to not invade my sanctuary!" Bear stepped forward. "It isn't yours, it belongs to everyone. No
dungeon is owned by one player. I don't know your reasoning behind this, but I'd advise you to
stop, or the System Administrators will ban you." Skeith smirked at this comment. "Ban me? I'd
like to see them try. Innis! Magus!" Innis and Magus stepped forward, grinning maliciously. Bear
and Mimiru got in fighting poses and Tsukasa stepped back, ready to begin to cast spells and heal
his fellow party members. Magus dropped his blades and held his hands up. Tons of odd leaves
appeared on the floor around Bear and exploded. Bear fell to the ground, then weakly stood back
up and lunged at Magus, slashing at him. Magus jumped back, trying to avoid his strike, but still
ended up getting his arm cut. The Third Phase grabbed his blades off the ground. "You want to
go at it directly, Kilt-Man? Fine." They both ran at each other. Bear swung downwards, and
Magus put his blades up and blocked the hit. The Blademaster began to try and strain Magus's
arms to the point where he would let go by starting to force his sword downwards. Magus caught
on quickly and began to push upwards with his own blades. Soon, the battle was switching
around. Magus would have the advantage, and then suddenly Bear would have it, and then
Magus again. Finally, Bear moved his head back and quickly lifted his sword and moved it away.
As a result, Magus stumbled and fell to the ground. Seeing his opportunity, Bear swung
downward-sideways at The Phase's side. He didn't succeed, though, as Skeith slammed his staff
into Bear and finished off the Blademaster's HP with his wonderful, Terror-Of-Death powers.
Meanwhile, Mimiru was occupied with a very large monster that for some reason, only she could
see. She yelled to Tsukasa to cast something on the monster, but the little Wavemaster couldn't
see what Mimiru was fighting. To him, she was just slashing mindlessly at the air. Suddenly,
Tsukasa felt something cold on his neck. He shifted his eyes down to gaze at the two leaf-like
blades resting on his throat. "Move and you're dead." While Mimiru was fighting the invisible
monster, Skeith snuck up on her and brung his staff upon her head. She collapsed and
disappeared. Innis snickered, "My illusion worked like a charm." Tsukasa was the only one left.
Magus grinned, and then slit his neck. He fell to his knees, then to the ground and faded out, just
as Bear and Mimiru did. Skeith laughed. "That'll teach them!" Innis and Magus grinned. "Yeah!"
they said in unison. And so, Skeith, Innis and Magus were blissfully, blissfully happy. Until the
next chappie, that is! ;D
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Review. =D
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. I wish I did.
While Skeith, Innis and Magus plotted in the dungeon of Theta: Chosen Hopeless Nothingness,
the three players; Mimiru, a young HeavyBlade girl, Bear, an older looking Blademaster boy, and
Tsukasa, a young male Wavemaster were on their way to the same dungeon. They approached
the dungeon entrance. "Are you guys sure you want to go on with this?" Bear asked the two other
Players. "Of course, old man!" Mimiru replied cheerfully. Tsukasa just nodded. "Alright, then."
Bear said as he walked into the dungeon, Tsukasa and Mimiru following. Once they entered the
second room of the dungeon, they encountered their first Monster Square. The portal disappeared
and a monster was there. Mimiru immediately ran up and began to hack away at the monster. She
didn't do too much hacking away, though, because the monster died with one hit. "What the
hell? What's a level one monster doing here?!" "I don't know. Maybe it's some kind of glitch."
Bear said. They walked into the next room and found another level one monster. They defeated it
with ease, then continued. Each room they went to, the only thing waiting was a weak monster.
They got to the Gott Statue room, then opened the treasure chest. The only thing inside was a
note that said, "Haha! Tricked you!" with a big smiley face sticking it's tongue out to accompany
the text. Mimiru stomped her foot, "AGGGH! NO TREASURE!? WHAT KIND OF STUPID
DUNGEON IS THIS?!" And with that, she stomped out of the room, leaving Bear and Tsukasa
in the Gott Statue room. Suddenly, Mimiru screamed. Bear and Tsukasa ran out of the Gott
Statue room to see Mimiru pushing Skeith away. "Get away from me!" Magus and Innis stood in
the background. Skeith growled. He looked at the trio, then glared at Bear. "I thought I told you
to not invade my sanctuary!" Bear stepped forward. "It isn't yours, it belongs to everyone. No
dungeon is owned by one player. I don't know your reasoning behind this, but I'd advise you to
stop, or the System Administrators will ban you." Skeith smirked at this comment. "Ban me? I'd
like to see them try. Innis! Magus!" Innis and Magus stepped forward, grinning maliciously. Bear
and Mimiru got in fighting poses and Tsukasa stepped back, ready to begin to cast spells and heal
his fellow party members. Magus dropped his blades and held his hands up. Tons of odd leaves
appeared on the floor around Bear and exploded. Bear fell to the ground, then weakly stood back
up and lunged at Magus, slashing at him. Magus jumped back, trying to avoid his strike, but still
ended up getting his arm cut. The Third Phase grabbed his blades off the ground. "You want to
go at it directly, Kilt-Man? Fine." They both ran at each other. Bear swung downwards, and
Magus put his blades up and blocked the hit. The Blademaster began to try and strain Magus's
arms to the point where he would let go by starting to force his sword downwards. Magus caught
on quickly and began to push upwards with his own blades. Soon, the battle was switching
around. Magus would have the advantage, and then suddenly Bear would have it, and then
Magus again. Finally, Bear moved his head back and quickly lifted his sword and moved it away.
As a result, Magus stumbled and fell to the ground. Seeing his opportunity, Bear swung
downward-sideways at The Phase's side. He didn't succeed, though, as Skeith slammed his staff
into Bear and finished off the Blademaster's HP with his wonderful, Terror-Of-Death powers.
Meanwhile, Mimiru was occupied with a very large monster that for some reason, only she could
see. She yelled to Tsukasa to cast something on the monster, but the little Wavemaster couldn't
see what Mimiru was fighting. To him, she was just slashing mindlessly at the air. Suddenly,
Tsukasa felt something cold on his neck. He shifted his eyes down to gaze at the two leaf-like
blades resting on his throat. "Move and you're dead." While Mimiru was fighting the invisible
monster, Skeith snuck up on her and brung his staff upon her head. She collapsed and
disappeared. Innis snickered, "My illusion worked like a charm." Tsukasa was the only one left.
Magus grinned, and then slit his neck. He fell to his knees, then to the ground and faded out, just
as Bear and Mimiru did. Skeith laughed. "That'll teach them!" Innis and Magus grinned. "Yeah!"
they said in unison. And so, Skeith, Innis and Magus were blissfully, blissfully happy. Until the
next chappie, that is! ;D
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Review. =D