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DISLCLAIMER: The fact that I don't own .hack makes me weep uncontrollably. sniffle
It was a bright, happy day in Mac Anu. Skeith leaned against the wall by the Chaos Gate. It was
around a week after the incident with Bear, Mimiru and Tsukasa, and nothing exciting had
happened since, making him a bored little Phase. He watched as people warped in and out of
Mac Anu, talking to their friends as they did. "I'm... so... bored..." He said with a yawn.
Suddenly, two Long Arms came by, discussing something that Skeith had never once thought
about doing: Raising a Grunty. Skeith grinned. "That's what I'll do. I'll give that Grunty thing a
shot!" And so, he stood up, warped to Carmina Gadelica, and headed straight for the Grunty pen.
When he arrived, he looked down at the baby Grunty walking around, and frowned. "It's so...
ugly." He bent down and prodded it. The little pig-cow creature suddenly wailed. "Daddy, I'm
hungry! Oiiink!" Skeith stared at it. The Grunty then proceeded to plop down on it's rear and cry
mass amounts of tears. "H-Hey! Don't cry! Stop!" The Grunty kept crying. Skeith rose and
looked at the NPC. "What do these things eat, anyway?" Skeith inquired. "Grunty food. You find
it in dungeons and on fields." Skeith pondered a moment, then pulled a White Cherry from his
Grunty Food case. "Ohhhh... This thing?" The NPC nodded. The Phase dropped the odd cherry
thing in front of the baby Grunty, and it immediately tackled the item of food and ate it in 4 bites.
The Terror of Death chuckled and gave the Grunty more food. Soon, the Grunty grew to the point
where it knew the names of the foods it wanted. "Father, I'm hungry, oink! I wanna eat Piney
Apples!" Skeith's eyes widened in surprise. He didn't HAVE any Piney Apples to give to the little
creature! He then rushed off. A while later, he came back holding about 3 of the red apple-ish
things. He lowered it down in front of the Grunty. The apple thought, "Oh dear lord! I'm being
sacrificed?! Nooooooo!" And then it was all over. The food was devoured by the Grunty. The
rest of the food it wanted were things Skeith had gathered many of and the Grunty turned into a
Boney Grunty, because those things rock. Skeith squealed like a five-year old school girl and
hugged the Grunty. "I'm naming you... Uh... Grunty!" he said. "Fine with me, master.
Rrrrraaattle!" Grunty replied. And from then on, Grunty and Skeith always traveled fields
together. They found many cool field-ish treasures and stuff, and beat lots of flag race records.
The two were the best of friends. This was not to last, though. One day, Skeith and Grunty were
exploring a Darkness field, minding their own business when suddenly, a woman's voice came
from nowhere. "Hello there, Skeith." Skeith twitched. "Oh crap, it's that freaking God woman
again! What do YOU want?" "Well, I wanted to laugh at you for losing to that damned Kite guy,
and then becoming a human... thing, probably because you suck." The Phase growled in
annoyance. "Oh, shut up. At least I'm not some bodiless voice who thinks she's better than
everyone else but in reality she's only angry and crap because she can't get a boyfriend." "Yes, I
kno- Wait a second, take that back!" "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "No." "Fine!" A bolt of
lightning came down from the sky and struck Grunty. The Terror of Death gasped as his Grunty
friend began to change into a monster. It looked kind of like a dog-cow thing with sharp claws
and teeth, if you can imagine something like that. It immediately lunged at Skeith, claws
outstretched. Skeith jumped out of the way, and tumbled across the ground. A few moments
later, he stood up and yelled. "Grunty, stop! I'm your friend, remember? You don't want to hurt
me, do you?" The monster ignored the Phase's cries and ran at him. Skeith just stood there and
did nothing. Then, he felt a huge pain in his left shoulder. He looked over to see the monster that
used to be his friend, it's jaws dug deep into his flesh (or data, same difference). He realized it
was hopeless to try and talk the creature into stopping it's attacks, so he lifted up his staff and,
with tears in his eyes, slammed it down on the monster. It howled in pain and let go of Skeith,
then limply fell to the ground. Skeith did it once more and finished it off. Blood was dripping
from the wound on his shoulder, but he paid no mind to it. And so, his head hung in shame, the
Terror of Death warped off.
Yes, so dramatic oh emm jee. Sorry for not updating in a while, I've been lazy. Review, NOW! I
command it!
DISLCLAIMER: The fact that I don't own .hack makes me weep uncontrollably. sniffle
It was a bright, happy day in Mac Anu. Skeith leaned against the wall by the Chaos Gate. It was
around a week after the incident with Bear, Mimiru and Tsukasa, and nothing exciting had
happened since, making him a bored little Phase. He watched as people warped in and out of
Mac Anu, talking to their friends as they did. "I'm... so... bored..." He said with a yawn.
Suddenly, two Long Arms came by, discussing something that Skeith had never once thought
about doing: Raising a Grunty. Skeith grinned. "That's what I'll do. I'll give that Grunty thing a
shot!" And so, he stood up, warped to Carmina Gadelica, and headed straight for the Grunty pen.
When he arrived, he looked down at the baby Grunty walking around, and frowned. "It's so...
ugly." He bent down and prodded it. The little pig-cow creature suddenly wailed. "Daddy, I'm
hungry! Oiiink!" Skeith stared at it. The Grunty then proceeded to plop down on it's rear and cry
mass amounts of tears. "H-Hey! Don't cry! Stop!" The Grunty kept crying. Skeith rose and
looked at the NPC. "What do these things eat, anyway?" Skeith inquired. "Grunty food. You find
it in dungeons and on fields." Skeith pondered a moment, then pulled a White Cherry from his
Grunty Food case. "Ohhhh... This thing?" The NPC nodded. The Phase dropped the odd cherry
thing in front of the baby Grunty, and it immediately tackled the item of food and ate it in 4 bites.
The Terror of Death chuckled and gave the Grunty more food. Soon, the Grunty grew to the point
where it knew the names of the foods it wanted. "Father, I'm hungry, oink! I wanna eat Piney
Apples!" Skeith's eyes widened in surprise. He didn't HAVE any Piney Apples to give to the little
creature! He then rushed off. A while later, he came back holding about 3 of the red apple-ish
things. He lowered it down in front of the Grunty. The apple thought, "Oh dear lord! I'm being
sacrificed?! Nooooooo!" And then it was all over. The food was devoured by the Grunty. The
rest of the food it wanted were things Skeith had gathered many of and the Grunty turned into a
Boney Grunty, because those things rock. Skeith squealed like a five-year old school girl and
hugged the Grunty. "I'm naming you... Uh... Grunty!" he said. "Fine with me, master.
Rrrrraaattle!" Grunty replied. And from then on, Grunty and Skeith always traveled fields
together. They found many cool field-ish treasures and stuff, and beat lots of flag race records.
The two were the best of friends. This was not to last, though. One day, Skeith and Grunty were
exploring a Darkness field, minding their own business when suddenly, a woman's voice came
from nowhere. "Hello there, Skeith." Skeith twitched. "Oh crap, it's that freaking God woman
again! What do YOU want?" "Well, I wanted to laugh at you for losing to that damned Kite guy,
and then becoming a human... thing, probably because you suck." The Phase growled in
annoyance. "Oh, shut up. At least I'm not some bodiless voice who thinks she's better than
everyone else but in reality she's only angry and crap because she can't get a boyfriend." "Yes, I
kno- Wait a second, take that back!" "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "No." "Fine!" A bolt of
lightning came down from the sky and struck Grunty. The Terror of Death gasped as his Grunty
friend began to change into a monster. It looked kind of like a dog-cow thing with sharp claws
and teeth, if you can imagine something like that. It immediately lunged at Skeith, claws
outstretched. Skeith jumped out of the way, and tumbled across the ground. A few moments
later, he stood up and yelled. "Grunty, stop! I'm your friend, remember? You don't want to hurt
me, do you?" The monster ignored the Phase's cries and ran at him. Skeith just stood there and
did nothing. Then, he felt a huge pain in his left shoulder. He looked over to see the monster that
used to be his friend, it's jaws dug deep into his flesh (or data, same difference). He realized it
was hopeless to try and talk the creature into stopping it's attacks, so he lifted up his staff and,
with tears in his eyes, slammed it down on the monster. It howled in pain and let go of Skeith,
then limply fell to the ground. Skeith did it once more and finished it off. Blood was dripping
from the wound on his shoulder, but he paid no mind to it. And so, his head hung in shame, the
Terror of Death warped off.
Yes, so dramatic oh emm jee. Sorry for not updating in a while, I've been lazy. Review, NOW! I
command it!