A Somewhat true Tale of Helms Deep
or
A Story of Helms Deep. Kinda.
By SailorLizzie-Chan E-mail: Slizzie-chanjuno.com Other stories: look at my home page at fanfiction.net Random thought: I'm a Fawning Lady in a Robin Hood Play!! Word of the day: philanthropist ( I can't believe I spelled it right!) Happy: Movie Night! Disclaimer: I own Samwe, and nothing else. Although, I could use Leggy around some times Warning: Almost everybody is OOC. grins evilly Chapter name: I could not think up a name.... so sue me.
AN: same as last time. "I really stink at these so, short is good, good? Good. Anyhoo, this is based on book AND movie so, don't BBQue me. Thanks. If this is bad, sorry, my beta reader never got back to me. =( And if any of you have any suggestions... PLEASE tell me. E-mail if you want me to update. "
BTW: all reviews will be answered after the next chapter. Look for your name!
Meanings Words between -and- = -Telepathic massages-
Rated pg 13 and up for a cussing out in elvish and dwarvish claps hands what fun! And for some other things.
Chapter 2. I could not think up a name.... so sue me.
Samwe looked at Eowyn, completely oblivious to the unspoken conspicuous plans for her, "All's fair in love and war. In this case its friendship and combat."
Turning then to Theoden and Aragorn she said, "Now, I heard that there was a big bad band of orcs and uruk-hai coming to destroy you all. I am here to make sure that does not happen."
Theoden surprised at all that had happened, looked at Gamling for help.
Gamling nodded, "We could use all the help we can, even if it is just one man—I mean woman."
Theoden then just looked at Samwe. Finally after a second of silence he asked, "What can you do?"
The Ranger echoed "What can she do?" Then he begin laughing, and hitting the now choking elf on the back. Gimli sees his chance and lunges for the arrow.
And misses.
Thump, eats dust.
"Gimli! Are you okay?! What happened-AWOOO!" Startled, Samwe quickly bends over to help him up; while still bending over Gimli, she feels a hand touch her leg then massive sharp pain.
She looks up to see a triumphant pair, with Legolas holding the remains of the arrow.
Ignoring the pain she begins to give them a dressing down. "Why you sneaky..." She looks at the non elvish people in the room, gives an evil grin and begins again in Quenya and Sindarin, mixing the two languages to get what she wanted.
The whole room goes quite as they watch The Ranger and The Prince go pale.
Legolas begins to sputter, "How d-d-do you know th-those words?!!"
Pale and cold feeling, the elf hears words that he never knew existed. The same was for Aragorn, although less so, he had been hit by the rough side of her tongue before, although last time it was just in Sindarin.
During a pause Gimli says in a worried voice, "I have no clue what you called them but it must have been bad, from the looks of their faces." And he grins at her.
Samwe then realizes something and voices her thoughts, "Why you where in on it too.... YOU!" And then gives him the same treatment in Dwarvish.
Gimli's mouth dropped.
Theoden looked at them in amazement.
First Aragorn comes back from the supposed dead, then this strange woman appears, Legolas goes nuts, his shield maiden niece almost faints, and they were about to die from laughing and choking on wine. And now this woman is cussing out the three people he wanted to be at least on speaking terms with.
He grunted trying to take it all in stride. "I take it I asked the wrong question."
Samwe looked at him and said intelligently, "Huh?"
Aragorn and Legolas exchanged looks, as well as Eowyn and Gamling. Gimli with nobody to exchange looks with, watched his toes.
Samwe backtracked with her mind. Oh, THAT question! "No, I don't think you did, just these two boys thought it was funny." Samwe stressed the word 'boys' as she said it.
Aragorn said softly, "We are not boys, Samwe."
"Yeah," Legolas chimed in, "were not."
Samwe looked at them with pity, She was thinking, 'I am older then you. Far older then you.' But she said, "I'm sorry, never mind, I'll try not to call you that any more."
Legolas thanked her as Aragorn grunted.
Gimli having not known Samwe for very long, asked, "Well, what can you do?"
Theoden yelled, "THANK GODS!" Then in a stressed out tone, "Please answer the simple question!"
Aragorn started, the stared at the King in bewilderment, and then finally his senses came back, "Um, well, Samwe can do quite a few things, archery, sword play, seduction," He said this with a calm straight face, "she learns quickly so I'm not sure of all the things she is accomplished in."
"Gee thanks Strider, just tell him everything about me while your at it, and get over with it." Samwe snorted and crossed her arms. Unembarrassed by what he had said about her.
A small voice came from the table, "Seduction?" It was Eowyn, she couldn't belive it! Lord Aragorn just said that her, her, she-she, that that Lady was a seductress! And the Lady wasn't even ruffled by it! Elbereth! What was a lady to do.
Samwe turned and walked over to where she sat, her voice hushed, "Yes Lady Eowyn, seduction." Samwe tilted her head a fraction, her voice a little louder,
"What would you do lady, no sword, no weapon, and a group of men had you hostage, you can not do anything. But wait yes you can,"
The whole room was watching the story unfold. Eowyn face hid all of her emotions except a fear, whice only Samwe recognized, the fear of a women when they relies that there is a possabilty that they could be raped. Eowyn knew that way to well, with Grima stalking her every step, she had always feared the next dark corner, or being alone in a room.
"If you could lure them to near you, wrap your fingers in their clothes, pulling them closer, and then welcoming their wretched caresses, and bites and kisses—"
"Stop!" King Theoden was now angry, he never got much of a chance to be anything of a father to Eowyn, but no the less, he could not stand the pain on his sister-daughters face and body.
Her uncle's voice did it, her shoulders begain to shake. She closed her eyes as she heard the last of what Samwe was saying.
"And then breaking the bastards' neck." Samwe when finished looked compassionately at Eowyn, "You went through that didn't you, something close to that, didn't you?" Eowyn's head hung down and her tears fell to her lap. "Oh, Eowyn!" Samwe went down to her knees and brought the twenty- two year old into her embrace whispering fiercely in Eowyn's ear as she returned her hug, "You should have not had that happen to you. I will kill who ever did this to you."
"What! Who Eowyn! Tell me who!" Gameling was well many things; angry at himself for one thing, Eomer had placed his sister in his care! And she'd been, violated during his keeping.
King Theoden threw a punch at the wall. "AAAARRRRGGG!!!" His outrage was pardonable, after all he had his people to take care of and even if he knew who had done this, he couldn'tdoadammed THING! His people were about to be attacked! "ARGH!"
Aragorn tensed, whoever touched his female comrades, paid, in blood.
Gimli growled, he knew exactly who had bothered Lady Eowyn, Wormtongue. He should have killed him when he had a chance.
Legolas looked around the room at each face, and if he wasn't planning his own revenge on that piece of dirt that had stained the daughter of a king, he would have felt sorry for the man.
End Chapter 2
So it was short, go cry a river build a bridge and get over.
Quick AN: If anybody recognizes any of these e-mail address', please tell me. 1. shardul811hotmail.com 2. rcenterprisehotmail.com 3. ricgaviolaearthalliance.com 4. reneebryantmx19.boxelderh.us 5. montenmonten.cnc.net 6. bobbyhuntermx83.boxelderh.us
or
A Story of Helms Deep. Kinda.
By SailorLizzie-Chan E-mail: Slizzie-chanjuno.com Other stories: look at my home page at fanfiction.net Random thought: I'm a Fawning Lady in a Robin Hood Play!! Word of the day: philanthropist ( I can't believe I spelled it right!) Happy: Movie Night! Disclaimer: I own Samwe, and nothing else. Although, I could use Leggy around some times Warning: Almost everybody is OOC. grins evilly Chapter name: I could not think up a name.... so sue me.
AN: same as last time. "I really stink at these so, short is good, good? Good. Anyhoo, this is based on book AND movie so, don't BBQue me. Thanks. If this is bad, sorry, my beta reader never got back to me. =( And if any of you have any suggestions... PLEASE tell me. E-mail if you want me to update. "
BTW: all reviews will be answered after the next chapter. Look for your name!
Meanings Words between -and- = -Telepathic massages-
Rated pg 13 and up for a cussing out in elvish and dwarvish claps hands what fun! And for some other things.
Chapter 2. I could not think up a name.... so sue me.
Samwe looked at Eowyn, completely oblivious to the unspoken conspicuous plans for her, "All's fair in love and war. In this case its friendship and combat."
Turning then to Theoden and Aragorn she said, "Now, I heard that there was a big bad band of orcs and uruk-hai coming to destroy you all. I am here to make sure that does not happen."
Theoden surprised at all that had happened, looked at Gamling for help.
Gamling nodded, "We could use all the help we can, even if it is just one man—I mean woman."
Theoden then just looked at Samwe. Finally after a second of silence he asked, "What can you do?"
The Ranger echoed "What can she do?" Then he begin laughing, and hitting the now choking elf on the back. Gimli sees his chance and lunges for the arrow.
And misses.
Thump, eats dust.
"Gimli! Are you okay?! What happened-AWOOO!" Startled, Samwe quickly bends over to help him up; while still bending over Gimli, she feels a hand touch her leg then massive sharp pain.
She looks up to see a triumphant pair, with Legolas holding the remains of the arrow.
Ignoring the pain she begins to give them a dressing down. "Why you sneaky..." She looks at the non elvish people in the room, gives an evil grin and begins again in Quenya and Sindarin, mixing the two languages to get what she wanted.
The whole room goes quite as they watch The Ranger and The Prince go pale.
Legolas begins to sputter, "How d-d-do you know th-those words?!!"
Pale and cold feeling, the elf hears words that he never knew existed. The same was for Aragorn, although less so, he had been hit by the rough side of her tongue before, although last time it was just in Sindarin.
During a pause Gimli says in a worried voice, "I have no clue what you called them but it must have been bad, from the looks of their faces." And he grins at her.
Samwe then realizes something and voices her thoughts, "Why you where in on it too.... YOU!" And then gives him the same treatment in Dwarvish.
Gimli's mouth dropped.
Theoden looked at them in amazement.
First Aragorn comes back from the supposed dead, then this strange woman appears, Legolas goes nuts, his shield maiden niece almost faints, and they were about to die from laughing and choking on wine. And now this woman is cussing out the three people he wanted to be at least on speaking terms with.
He grunted trying to take it all in stride. "I take it I asked the wrong question."
Samwe looked at him and said intelligently, "Huh?"
Aragorn and Legolas exchanged looks, as well as Eowyn and Gamling. Gimli with nobody to exchange looks with, watched his toes.
Samwe backtracked with her mind. Oh, THAT question! "No, I don't think you did, just these two boys thought it was funny." Samwe stressed the word 'boys' as she said it.
Aragorn said softly, "We are not boys, Samwe."
"Yeah," Legolas chimed in, "were not."
Samwe looked at them with pity, She was thinking, 'I am older then you. Far older then you.' But she said, "I'm sorry, never mind, I'll try not to call you that any more."
Legolas thanked her as Aragorn grunted.
Gimli having not known Samwe for very long, asked, "Well, what can you do?"
Theoden yelled, "THANK GODS!" Then in a stressed out tone, "Please answer the simple question!"
Aragorn started, the stared at the King in bewilderment, and then finally his senses came back, "Um, well, Samwe can do quite a few things, archery, sword play, seduction," He said this with a calm straight face, "she learns quickly so I'm not sure of all the things she is accomplished in."
"Gee thanks Strider, just tell him everything about me while your at it, and get over with it." Samwe snorted and crossed her arms. Unembarrassed by what he had said about her.
A small voice came from the table, "Seduction?" It was Eowyn, she couldn't belive it! Lord Aragorn just said that her, her, she-she, that that Lady was a seductress! And the Lady wasn't even ruffled by it! Elbereth! What was a lady to do.
Samwe turned and walked over to where she sat, her voice hushed, "Yes Lady Eowyn, seduction." Samwe tilted her head a fraction, her voice a little louder,
"What would you do lady, no sword, no weapon, and a group of men had you hostage, you can not do anything. But wait yes you can,"
The whole room was watching the story unfold. Eowyn face hid all of her emotions except a fear, whice only Samwe recognized, the fear of a women when they relies that there is a possabilty that they could be raped. Eowyn knew that way to well, with Grima stalking her every step, she had always feared the next dark corner, or being alone in a room.
"If you could lure them to near you, wrap your fingers in their clothes, pulling them closer, and then welcoming their wretched caresses, and bites and kisses—"
"Stop!" King Theoden was now angry, he never got much of a chance to be anything of a father to Eowyn, but no the less, he could not stand the pain on his sister-daughters face and body.
Her uncle's voice did it, her shoulders begain to shake. She closed her eyes as she heard the last of what Samwe was saying.
"And then breaking the bastards' neck." Samwe when finished looked compassionately at Eowyn, "You went through that didn't you, something close to that, didn't you?" Eowyn's head hung down and her tears fell to her lap. "Oh, Eowyn!" Samwe went down to her knees and brought the twenty- two year old into her embrace whispering fiercely in Eowyn's ear as she returned her hug, "You should have not had that happen to you. I will kill who ever did this to you."
"What! Who Eowyn! Tell me who!" Gameling was well many things; angry at himself for one thing, Eomer had placed his sister in his care! And she'd been, violated during his keeping.
King Theoden threw a punch at the wall. "AAAARRRRGGG!!!" His outrage was pardonable, after all he had his people to take care of and even if he knew who had done this, he couldn'tdoadammed THING! His people were about to be attacked! "ARGH!"
Aragorn tensed, whoever touched his female comrades, paid, in blood.
Gimli growled, he knew exactly who had bothered Lady Eowyn, Wormtongue. He should have killed him when he had a chance.
Legolas looked around the room at each face, and if he wasn't planning his own revenge on that piece of dirt that had stained the daughter of a king, he would have felt sorry for the man.
End Chapter 2
So it was short, go cry a river build a bridge and get over.
Quick AN: If anybody recognizes any of these e-mail address', please tell me. 1. shardul811hotmail.com 2. rcenterprisehotmail.com 3. ricgaviolaearthalliance.com 4. reneebryantmx19.boxelderh.us 5. montenmonten.cnc.net 6. bobbyhuntermx83.boxelderh.us