A Woman in the1600's
Chapter 6
Fire Witch1
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha all rights go to Rumiko Takahashi, but the plot is MINE!!!!
Claimer: All story rights are reserved to Spaz inc.
* ~Last time~ *
"SMELL HER IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME!" He he he... We took a bath in the same water of course she'll smell like me. He walked over to us, he better not try something, hope he's dense enough not to look for a youkai mating mark, Gerrrrrrrr, he better be nice, he sniffed her and backed away... YES!!
"Why choose a mutt like him when you can have me?"
"Why would she choose a wolfish bastard like you?"...damn wolves.
"Are you mocking me?"...no da' (trans: no da'= ya know)
"How about your mocking me, that I mocked you, that I'm returning the mocking, that you mocked me." I'm laughing in my mind...hehehee...but smirking now.
"NANI!?" I grinned so wide my face might crack...
"Inu-kuso," So he's going to play like that...
"Bastard."
"Asshole."
"Short leash much?"
"Whipped."
"Your baby's father's uncle's second cousin." *snicker* (everyone catch that?)
"...Oi! Leave my family out of this!" hehehee...
"Bloody children, knock it of!" *twitch*...That dammed British cook!
"Who in the seven hells are you calling a child!" bitch...
"That would be you two, you Kouga OUT! OUT! OUT!" he's actually backing to the closest door...
"DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BLOODY FRYING PAN!" note to self stay on her good side, Kouga ran out the door with his tail between his legs, kuso...she turned in our direction after shutting and baring the door with a, "AND STAY THE BLOODY HELL OUT!"
"Now how about some dinner you must be hungry?" she said cocking her head to the side while we face faulted, and she walked down the hall.
"Damn she's scary,"
"You ought to see her on her bad days," this was one of her good days? Realllly stay on her good side.
I followed Kagome down the hall passed the swinging kitchen doors into a room with oak doors and a spread out Japanese-style table with bowls, Chop-Styx, origami folded crane napkins. Kagome kneeled down on one of the many cushions placed neatly on the floor, and motioned to me to sit down beside her.
"Thank you Inuyasha, for saving me from Kouga," damn now I'm blushing...
"Yes thank you oh brave knight Inuyasha," MONK...
*THUD*
"Damn monk." Ouch frying pan thanks to Sango!
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!
"No problem Kagome, your valiant silver knight will ways be here to protect you!" aahaha...couldn't resist!
"Hahaha...Really Silver Knight will you always be here to protect me!" hahahahaha...
"O...K..." The others weren't suppose to whit-ness our little joke!
"Bravo! Wonderful performance *clap clap clap*," hahahaha...
"Thank you thank you," we both said taking a mock bow.
"How about we all do a performance and make this food disappear," so, the old lady does have a sense of humor after all.
"You better be hungry, there's four courses to tonight's meal, were starting with a national favorite, Ramen, followed by some Oden, then a British favorite of mine scones with tea and jelly, and a new food introduced to me by a cook on our visit to Japan, eight treasure soup."
Wow, four courses, what's Ramen? (Inuyasha has lived in GB all his life but was taught Japanese by a kind owner, and yes he is Japanese.) She served the fist course from a big pot into our bowls, it smells good might a well try it, GOOD!
*~Regular POV~ *
He started shoveling the food into his mouth so fast you couldn't even see his hand move he had the bowl emptied in I'm guessing three seconds flat everyone just went on eating as if this were a regular occurrence.
* ~Inuyasha's POV~*
There was a sudden silence as I inhaled my food I turned to my left to see Kagome staring at me a put my Chop-Styx down and opened my mouth to speak,
"Ka-BURRRP," now that was embarrassing...
Miroku sitting next to me nudged me in the ribs and said quite enough for me to hear, "Don't worry about it."
"BURRRRRRRRP,"
"Now they have the right bloody idea, BURRRRRRRRP," What did I do...
"My turn," from Sango, "BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP,"
"If you can't beat em join em," from Kaede, "BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP," damn...
"I bet I can beat you all," From Kagome, "BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
"Hand it over," Miroku slipped Sango some money, "We made a bet who would win."
"Welcome to our little dysfunctional family Inuyasha, were happy to welcome you," these are some weird people.
We finished dinner with the occasional wise cracks, jokes and bad puns...
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Chapter 6
Fire Witch1
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha all rights go to Rumiko Takahashi, but the plot is MINE!!!!
Claimer: All story rights are reserved to Spaz inc.
* ~Last time~ *
"SMELL HER IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME!" He he he... We took a bath in the same water of course she'll smell like me. He walked over to us, he better not try something, hope he's dense enough not to look for a youkai mating mark, Gerrrrrrrr, he better be nice, he sniffed her and backed away... YES!!
"Why choose a mutt like him when you can have me?"
"Why would she choose a wolfish bastard like you?"...damn wolves.
"Are you mocking me?"...no da' (trans: no da'= ya know)
"How about your mocking me, that I mocked you, that I'm returning the mocking, that you mocked me." I'm laughing in my mind...hehehee...but smirking now.
"NANI!?" I grinned so wide my face might crack...
"Inu-kuso," So he's going to play like that...
"Bastard."
"Asshole."
"Short leash much?"
"Whipped."
"Your baby's father's uncle's second cousin." *snicker* (everyone catch that?)
"...Oi! Leave my family out of this!" hehehee...
"Bloody children, knock it of!" *twitch*...That dammed British cook!
"Who in the seven hells are you calling a child!" bitch...
"That would be you two, you Kouga OUT! OUT! OUT!" he's actually backing to the closest door...
"DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BLOODY FRYING PAN!" note to self stay on her good side, Kouga ran out the door with his tail between his legs, kuso...she turned in our direction after shutting and baring the door with a, "AND STAY THE BLOODY HELL OUT!"
"Now how about some dinner you must be hungry?" she said cocking her head to the side while we face faulted, and she walked down the hall.
"Damn she's scary,"
"You ought to see her on her bad days," this was one of her good days? Realllly stay on her good side.
I followed Kagome down the hall passed the swinging kitchen doors into a room with oak doors and a spread out Japanese-style table with bowls, Chop-Styx, origami folded crane napkins. Kagome kneeled down on one of the many cushions placed neatly on the floor, and motioned to me to sit down beside her.
"Thank you Inuyasha, for saving me from Kouga," damn now I'm blushing...
"Yes thank you oh brave knight Inuyasha," MONK...
*THUD*
"Damn monk." Ouch frying pan thanks to Sango!
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!
"No problem Kagome, your valiant silver knight will ways be here to protect you!" aahaha...couldn't resist!
"Hahaha...Really Silver Knight will you always be here to protect me!" hahahahaha...
"O...K..." The others weren't suppose to whit-ness our little joke!
"Bravo! Wonderful performance *clap clap clap*," hahahaha...
"Thank you thank you," we both said taking a mock bow.
"How about we all do a performance and make this food disappear," so, the old lady does have a sense of humor after all.
"You better be hungry, there's four courses to tonight's meal, were starting with a national favorite, Ramen, followed by some Oden, then a British favorite of mine scones with tea and jelly, and a new food introduced to me by a cook on our visit to Japan, eight treasure soup."
Wow, four courses, what's Ramen? (Inuyasha has lived in GB all his life but was taught Japanese by a kind owner, and yes he is Japanese.) She served the fist course from a big pot into our bowls, it smells good might a well try it, GOOD!
*~Regular POV~ *
He started shoveling the food into his mouth so fast you couldn't even see his hand move he had the bowl emptied in I'm guessing three seconds flat everyone just went on eating as if this were a regular occurrence.
* ~Inuyasha's POV~*
There was a sudden silence as I inhaled my food I turned to my left to see Kagome staring at me a put my Chop-Styx down and opened my mouth to speak,
"Ka-BURRRP," now that was embarrassing...
Miroku sitting next to me nudged me in the ribs and said quite enough for me to hear, "Don't worry about it."
"BURRRRRRRRP,"
"Now they have the right bloody idea, BURRRRRRRRP," What did I do...
"My turn," from Sango, "BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP,"
"If you can't beat em join em," from Kaede, "BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP," damn...
"I bet I can beat you all," From Kagome, "BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
"Hand it over," Miroku slipped Sango some money, "We made a bet who would win."
"Welcome to our little dysfunctional family Inuyasha, were happy to welcome you," these are some weird people.
We finished dinner with the occasional wise cracks, jokes and bad puns...
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