Okay, this is a little one shot that I made (hah, that sounds like a drink). So enjoy or get lost. Oh, and If you get offended about me calling myself Numbuh 666, then don't read this.
Operation SHOW
Secrets
Have
Opened
Wally
Me (Numbuh 666): So... Numbuh 4? How are you?
Wally: How about where the heck am I?! And who are you?
Me: I'm The show host for today! And you're my VICTIM (laughs maniacally)
Wally: Yah right! I'm outta here!
Me: not so fast! We have a special guest for you!
Wally: Whos that?
Me: It's a REALLY SPECIAL PERSON! And you can only see this person if you STAY IN YOUR CHAIR!
Wally: uh, fine. Just hurry up. I have to go to the bathroom!
Me: (snickers) curiousity killed that cat...
Wally: What?
Me: NOTHING! Okay, special contestant, come on in!
(Door opens, smog emerges, and you see KUKI!)
Wally: Kuki?! I could see her any day! We live in the same treehouse! (gets up)
Me: Shut up and sit down Wally! I know your trying to get away! (straps to the chair) and Kuki, have a seat!
Wally: Kuki! No! IT'S A TRAP!
Me: No, it isn't. It's a game I like to call TRUTH OR DARE! Ill go first.
Wally: No fair!
Me: Live with it chump.
Kuki: Hey! Don't call him a chump! Only I can call him that!
Me: Sorry. Well, WALLABY, Truth or Dare? (grins devilishly)
Wally: Dare.
Me: Okay, I dare you to tell me who you like!
Wally: What? You cant do that! That's a truth question!
Me: Okay, I'll exploit you instead. WALLY LOVES KU-
Wally: Okay okay! Geez! Cruddy teenager... I like... my teammates? Cuz there my friends?
Me: Very funny Mr. Stupid. Lets try this... tell me who you like or I'll do something REALLY EVIL!
Wally: What could YOU possibley do?
Me: would you like me to demonstrate? (pulls up sleeves)
Wally: eh (gulps) no thanks.
Me: Good. So spill.
Wally: I like Kuki alright! ARE YOU HAPPY?!
Me: Very!
Kuki: (gasp) WOW! You like ME Numbuh 4! I thought you liked Numbuh 86!
Wally: What?! NO WAY! Not only is she a cruddy girl, she is mean an stupid! And she hates me.
Me: Well, she does think your cute.
Kuki and Wally: WHAT!?
Wally: Where did you hear that crud?
Kuki: yah!
Me: tape recorder (plays back)
Wally: (mouth opens like a GAPING HOLE!)
Kuki: oh... well, I like you Numbuh 4!
Wally: really...?
Me: yes, everything is going according to planned...
Kuki: (unties Numbuh 4) come on! Lets go get some ice cream!
Wally: Yah, okay...
Me: Well, thank you for joining us today! Wally, Kuki, it was a pleasure meeting you (shakes hands).
Wally: yah, whatever.
Kuki: YAY! Good seeing you to Numbuh 666! (walks off hand in hand with wally)
Me: haha... little do they know, but I planted a recording device on Numbuh 4's hand. MOO HAHA! (listens)
Wally: Hey, I'm gonna go wash my hands. That Numbuh 666 was pretty weird. I don't want her cooties on me.
Kuki: Good idea! Then we can REALLY get this party started! Party! Ice cream Party!
Me: Wha...? WASH HIS HANDS?! (hears the sound of running water and... the thing short circuts) NO! NO! NEVER!!! Gr... this isn't the last of me!
END