Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS LIMEY! ;

"Miroku, where are you going?" asked a curious Sango. He was getting up to go somewhere, and she had a pretty good clue where.

"Just to take a nice long bath..." He said and grabbed his soap. It was true. He was going to take a bath. But it wasn't going to be a long one. It was going to be fast, so afterwards he could tiptoe over to Sinubi-chan's hut. (A/N: Remember that Sinubi-chan is Kaoru's fake name she made up)

He headed out and searched through the plants. He knew there was a spring around here somewhere. Once he found it, he did what he had to do very quickly. It only took him about 5 minutes or so. He got changed back into his robes and moved stealth-like to Sinubi-chan's.

"Sinubi-chan, are you in here?" Miroku whispered before entering.

"Yes, come in," she said and stood up to greet him at the door.

She had her skirt off (i don't know exactly what it is, but its that green thing that Sango wears) and she only had on her navy yukata. Her hair was still in the hankercheif so he wouldn't see her youkai ears.

He said nothing while he came in, but he let his eyes linger all over her and took in the spicy smell of cinnamon. He also took a look around the setting. He wanted to see a nice spot for them to make love.

There was a nice open spot in the middle of the room, which was probably designated for that purpose. There were a few blankets in the corner and there was also a table by the entrance.

"Oh, Houshi-sama. I was waiting for you all night long. I couldn't wait for us to get to know each other better."

"I felt the same way. We just can't let anyone that I am traveling with know. I'll probably be ditched somewhere and I'll never see their faces again."

"Don't worry Houshi-sama, even if they do find out, I know they'll miss you," she said and loosened her yukata. He decided to do the same.

She came closer to him and put her arms around his neck. She made sure the knife she used was close by. She had it hidden under the blankets.

"Houshi-sama... stay with me!" she said and held him close to her.

"Sinubi-chan..." he said while taking his hand around her chin and lifting it up so she could look into his eyes.

'No. Stop it, Naraku!! I can't do this!' she thought and tryed to fight it, and this time she was winning. But only for a couple seconds. She grabbed her head and pushed her eyes shut. She was in so much pain.

"Sinubi-chan...?"

"Its nothing..." she said and looked up once again into his beautiful, dark violet eyes. She could sense the lust coming from them. She gave him a fiery kiss and he kissed her back. The next thing she knew, he was stradling her on the ground and untying her yukata.

"Houshi-sama..." she said as he put her yukata down over her shoulders so he could see her breasts. (A/N ... I feel awkward writing this... O.o) He put his mouth over her right breast and licked up to her neck.

She tried her hardest not to be aroused. It was hard. She put her arms over her head and moaned, "Houshi-sama...!" She reached for the knife. She needed to put an end to this.

Before she could get a good grasp on it, he started to go in and out, in and out. She started to shake and that is where she made her mistake.

The knife started to rattle against the ground. He sensed it because he paused. She stopped. He continued.

"Houshi-sama!!" the door opened and Sango came in. "Why am I not surprised..." she said and turned away.

"Sango...! No, its not what you think! I swear!" he begged for forgiveness as he got his clothes back on.

"Whatever. I don't even see why I care!" she turned to him so he could see the tears in her eyes.

Kaoru quietly got drew the knife and raised it above her head, ready to strike him in the back.

"Miroku-kun!!!" Sango cried and pushed him to the side. She didn't know what to do to hurt the girl since she wasn't carrying her hiraikotsu. So she grabbed her wrist and twisted it. The girl gave up easily. She dropped the knife to the ground. Sango didn't understand why she surrendered to quickly. Then she saw.

She had bruises at the exact spot Sango's fingers were. There was only one person that would still have bruises from a wrist twisting. Kaoru.

She grabbed the garment around the girl's head to make sure. When it fell off, her youkai ears were exposed.

"I knew it! Kaoru, you sick whore..." Sango said and backed up as she drew two more knives that were taped underneath the table.

"Kaoru as in Inuyasha and Kagome's daughter?! Oh my god..." he was going to be sick. It was like incest!

"You'd better run for it now, or I'll slice you into pieces..." she said and she inched closer to them in a horror movie sort of way.

Sango grabbed Miroku's hand and they sprinted. They didn't even stop at their own hut. They just kept going farther and farther into the forest. They stopped and caught their breath.

"Sango..." Miroku panted, "Sango... That was the first time..."

"The first time what?"

"...The first time you said my name..." he took her face in his hands and kissed her lightly.

"Don't put those lips on me," she said and slapped him. "I don't know where they've been..." she said and started to leave to go back to their own shelter.

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They saw the lantern was turned off so they figured that Kagome and Inuyasha were sleeping. Of course, they couldn't see their own hand in front of them, so they turned it on, only to find Kagome and Inuyasha making out, not to mention Inuyasha feeling her up.

"Not again... I've seen this twice in one night..." Sango said and didn't even bother to scold them. She just went straight to bed.

Miroku winked at Inuyasha and Kagome, whose faces were permantenly in shock. And with that, he turned off the light and they went to bed. Well, some of them.

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A/N: HEYAS!! Don't worry! They didn't do anything other than make out... Sinubi, do you feel special now? LOL. I felt a little weird writing this... It was awkward. Joaquin will probably enjoy it lol. Dude. That dude in Gladiator and the same guy in The Village is named Joaquin Phoenix. LOL!! Sinubi, you said you liked that guy. I think you said that... But that is funny!! October 31st is the wedding from hell. Huzzah. I can't wait. LOL. Everyone that I know likes Joaquin or thinks he is cute. Lets see... Arlee, Linette ( i don't give a crap if i spelled it wrong), i think crystal might... nicole jones ( -- yep!! well, that is what it sounds like to me anyway... don't jump to concolusions!), KALEIGH!! SHE IS A STALKER!! I swear it. In FCS today, Kaylee H. (you know that gothic girl...? i think that is her name. Sinubi, you should know) well in FCS she said "Kaleigh you are obsessed with JOAQUIN ( I AM USING UR FAKE NAME FOR YOUR SAFETY, GAL PAL!! )" and she says "No I'm not!" and I just start cracking up right there. I'm like... "YES, YOU ARE!!!" It was funny. She was denying it.. LOL!!! Her of all people. She scares me. And you have low self esteem, Joaquin?! GOD! You have more girls chasing after you than the amish are on the road. LOL!! OOH YEAH! and just so you know, all those girls hate krista. yep. I definatley put my 2ยข in... heh. But yeah they all talk dirty about her. So you might want to reconsider going out with any of 'em. 'Cause they hate her. Just like me! I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that... Well people, PLEASE check out my pretty pictures on deviant art and PLEASE REVIEW!!! PLEASE! I AM BEGGING YOU! I KNOW THIS SOUNDS PATHETIC, BUT THAT IS WHAT I AM! I AM PATHETIC!! And thank you, all of you, for reading all of this useless info about my life.