Story Of A Girl

Ran-Ran: So, Xiao back tomorrow?
Nayru: Yup.
Ran-Ran: Happy?
Nayru: Yup.
Ran-Ran: Gonna do this chapter of Story of a Girl with me?
Nayru: Yup.

DISCLAIMER: It ain't mine. So don't sue me. If it's crappy... sue my muse.

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Silas' Evil Cabbage! No need for an Alliance!

Rae smiled cheerfully at the big full field. Cliff groaned at the sight of more than 20
cabbage. "We've got a big day here, don't we, Cliffy?" She noticed the down look on his face.
"What's the deal, orange peel(1)?
"... cabbage... evil, evil, evil, cabbage..." He looked stunned. "Why do *I* have to help
with the harveeeest???" He began whining.
She playfully pinched his cheek. "Wanna know whyyyyy?" He nodded. She kissed him on the
forehead. "Cause I said so."
The two began pulling at the cabbage roots, taking them up one by one. Cliff smelled one,
and wrinkled his nose. "You sure these are okay? They smell... they smell like... well, they
definitly DON'T smell like cabbage! Ugh! Man, did you do something wrong, or are the first spring
cabbages supposed to smell this way?" Rae ignored the talkative boy.
"Cliff, it's probably just because the soil isn't great yet. It's been at rest for a
year. Really, me doing something wrong? Come on! I've helped Grandpa for 15 years with them, and
me messing up! Let's see if they taste as good as Grandpa's when we're done!"
Cliff sighed resignedly, knowing he couldn't refuse her.
"Mmmmm! They're delicious!" He smiled, forgetting the way he had acted when picking them.
It was lunchtime, and both young people were somehow starved.
Rae smiled brightly. "They're better than Grandpa's. I wonder... maybe Silas put
something in them to make them better for me?" She shrugged, and ate another one.

Two hours later, 3:00...

"Oooh!" Rae groaned and leant over onto her knees. She coughed, and hurled. Kai, who had
been on the other side of the field, instantly ran over. He skidded to a stop to avoid falling in
the terrible mess.
"Rae! Rae!" She continued to vomit. "Oh shit... I'm getting the doctor!"
Silas watched Kai run out, and went over to Rae. "Think I'll give up that easily, do you?
Why would I give you stuff for free? You're mine now." He picked her up, and ran out of the farm.
"Are you sure she was here?" Harris raised an eye at the trembling Kai.
"YES! The cabbage... someone poisoned it... she got sick! See, she puked right there!
He pointed at the terrible green mess. Harris examined it.
"After this sort of illness, the poor girl would probably be rendered immobile. She
didn't just walk away. This may be a kidnapping."
"Uhm, what does "rendered immobile" mean?" Kai gasped.
"She wouldn't have been able to move. I need to examine those cabbages picked this
morning. I suppose that Silas was at his old tricks again... I assure you, justice will be
served. We'll be sure that all damge done will be paid for. The cabbages, if they've been
tampered with, will be replaced. She'll be paid in full. Thanks for your cooperation."
Kai sighed, as he watched Harris walk away. He noticed a tear in the corner of his eye.
"I liked Rae very much too, Kai. I only can pray that she's alright."
Kai noticed Cliff crying out on the porch. He went over to the tall boy. "I... can't...
cry.... Mommy always told me real men never cry... (2)" He sniffed even harder. and blew his nose
into one of Rae's bandannas. "Kai, what did he say?"
"He said that he'd try to find her. He felt sorry for her. Silas... But there's something
else we need to talk about."
"Sure. What's the deal, orange peel?" Cliff smiled at Rae's joke.
"It's Rae. It's definite which boys she wants: You and I. Harris, Gray, Silas, Jeff...
We are her top choices! We're the ones she depends on. And I failed her today. Cliff, it's gonna
be one of us if it'll be any of us. We have to be the ones to shield her from the darkest of her
days... and nights. Can you promise me that you'll be good to her if you're the one?"
Cliff looked at Kai, and murmured something only the two men heard. " I can do it."
"Hey, Cliff, Kai." Mr. Green stood at the farm threshold. "I have a present for Rae, for
when she gets back. I liked the girl. Talkative, bright, and friendly. Always came by for visits,
and even could forgive Ann for her cruelty towards her. The storeowners all pitched in, and
bought this." A baby cow was by his side. "Basil is being kind enough to give you grass until
you've grown your own, and Silas' father bought a brush. He repents for his son's actions."
Cliff petted the cow. "What will we name you? I know... we'll name you Koibito(3)."
"I really hope Rae is okay. I know that Silas will lose his job for this." Mr. Green left
the two boys in peace.

TBC...
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Nayru: Wow, Ranko, better than I expected!
Ran-Ran: It gets better.
Nayru: It does?
Ran-Ran: Sure does! I took the reality vial and animated Rae! We can actually interview her!
Nayru: AWESOME! Let's do it!
*FLASH*
Rae: What the hell? Who are you? Why do you look like Mini-Me?
Nayru: Lemme guess, Where are you and When did this happen?
Rae: Yeah, and where's Cliff?
Ran-Ran: We brought you here from Mineral Town!
Nayru: We didn't want this to turn into Jerry Springer, so we left Cliff behind.
Ran-Ran: Your appearance was based off Nayru's, and we just brought you here.
Nayru: You are currently in the Crixa, the central point of ideas.
Rae: Shaddup! So, what do you wanna ask me, kid? *sits down*
Nayru: First of all, who is your opinion of Silas?
Rae: Hmm... Silas... uhm, I can describe him in two words. What is this rated?
Nayru: PG.
Rae: Shit... uhm, can I cuss?
Nayru: Keep it down, or I'll have to change the rating.
Rae: Fine. He's a ****head.
Nayru & Ran-Ran: *flinch*
Nayru: I take it you don't like him?
Rae: No! He's an awesome rival! But will you ever let me kick the shit out of him?
Nayru: Maybe next chapter. I don't know how I'm gonna get you out of this one.
Rae: Great. Just greeeeaaaaaat...
Nayru: Would you like to remain a virgin from alcohol, or would you like to try in a chapter or
two?
Rae: Alcohol? Well, maybe. I'm 20, right, authoress person?
Ran-Ran: Yup.
Rae: Yeah, chapter or two.
Nayru: Hm, now then, marriage and children... what are your opinions on that?
Rae: I dunno. I say we let the audience pick who I get!
Ran-Ran: How did you know about the audience?
Rae: I dunno. It says on that card over there.
Phillip: Heh heh heh...
Nayru, Rae, and Ran-Ran: CURSED BROTHER!
Nayru: It is a good idea. Let's try that. Every one, you are the matchmakers now! Now then, my
faithful matchmakers, make Rae a match, catch her a catch, do as in what the song says. But
first, I will explain my (number) things.

1-I made this up myself! Mwahahahaha! I love oranges!

2-AAAAAAAGH! Gundam Wing reference! Quote from Duo Maxwell, okay, anime loverz?

Ran-Ran: Oh, Nayru, will I ever get to visit you again?
Nayru: It's actually been fun with you here, Ranko. You helped me do what I had to do. Come back
anytime!
Ran-Ran: Can I just stay?
Nayru: Uhhhh... *faints*
Ran-Ran: Great! Okay everyone, let's not wait for Nayru to wake up. Reviewiness! And peaceout
with the cute kitties, everyone!