Disclaimer- I do not own the Tallest, Zim, or Bobbie (service drone) I do own Staz (SHE IS NOT A MARY SUE!!!!!) My friends own Jez and Zitch, a big thank you goes out to them for letting me borrow them

"Incoming transmission from Earth." A co op sighed. It was Zim yet again!

"What do you want, Zim?" Tallest Red asked, annoyed.

"I just wanted to share my latest plan to destroy the humans. I-"

"Zim, right now we just don't want to hear it." Red interrupted.

"Yes, Zim, we are trying to enjoy our doughnuts at the moment" Purple added.

"But, my Tallest, this has to be my most diabolical plan yet!" protested Zim.

"Not now," Red said, signaling the co ops to cut the transmission. Then, Staz walked in.

"Daddy, uncle Red, slave 12 called me a- let me guess...Zim?"

Purple responded with a "yeah" while Red agressively bit into his doughnut. Staz looked at the time. 4:36!

"NOOO! I'M MISSING THE FINALE Of 'WHO WANTS TO MARRY MY SIR UNIT... Hold on...What do you think Zim would be like with a female in his life?" She asked. Red started choking on his doughnut as Purple's mouth fell open in shock.

"Staz, please tell me that you're not thinking about-"

"NO!"

"Then why do you ask?"

"Never mind, but he'd be too preoccupied to call as often, right?"

"I suppose so, but you didn't answer my question."

"Daddy, don't worry about it. I don't have a crush on Zim, ok? I'm going out for a while." Staz explained, leaving the room.

"Doesn't she scare you sometimes? Red? RED!"

Red, who was still choking on his doughnut, was becoming quite pale. Purple quickly seized his co Tallest and gave him the heimlich (or whatever it's called). Red gasped for air as his color came back. As Purple let go of him, Red confessed

"Sometimes I'm afraid to find out what goes on in that mind of hers."

Outside the door, Staz took out her communicator to page Bobbie, her secret boyfriend.

"Bobbie, call Zitch and Jez. Tell them to gather a group of girls and meet us at Zim's house. We're gonna play a love game."