"You know, I wish Bobbie would tell us exactly when he and Staz would get here. I'm tired of waiting on Zim's doorstep." Zitch complained to her friend, Jez.

"Hey, when do we get to meet this guy we're competing for?" someone asked from the group of Irken females.

"As soon as Staz and Bobbie get here. Where's Mary?"

"She left. She said that she needed a dramatic appearence."

Zitch sighed as she turned back to her buddy.

"Why, Jez? Why did we invite Mary Sue?"

"We were desperate, Zitch, quite desperate. Besides, someone'll vote her off." Jez explained. Suddenly, a voot cruiser fell from the sky and slammed onto the street. Two mangled Irkens found their way out of the wreckage.

"SEE? I TOLD YOU HYPER-SPEED WAS A STUPID IDEA!" Bobbie yelled at his girlfriend.

"WELL, DID YOU REALLY WANT TO WAIT SIX MONTHS TO GET HERE?!" Staz fought back.

"Uh, Jez and I used hyper-speed and we're fine." Zitch declared.

"Yes, but our cruiser is missing a brake." replied the angered service drone.

Zim, who heard the crash, opened the door to see what it was, but saw nothing other than a group of undisguised Irken girls (sorry Bobbie) and a trashed voot cruiser.

"GET INSIDE BEFORE YOU'RE NOTICED!" Zim yelled, actually dragging some of the slower ones.

"What is wrong with you?! You're on human territory! Do you wan't them to discover the Irken race? Is that it?!"

"Zim, calm down," Staz commanded, "you're on 'Who wants to date Invader Zim!"

"Yes, and it's time to meet the contestants," Jez added, "Zitch, announce the first contestant,"

"With pleasure, Jez. Bachelorette number one is a service drone from Foodcourtia, banished for her stupidity, meet Tia!"

Tia stared blankly as Zitch pushed her forward.

"Next bachelorette is an academy student as well as Staz's best friend, meet Lexia!"

"Zim, you've met the next contestant. She wants your mission and we think she wants you as well. Tak, please step forward ,"

"Next, we have yet another service drone who has been doing slave labor before any of us were born, and has a reputation for being a freak, meet Tif!"

A small female with dark pink eyes came forward and gave Zim a weird stare.

"Also competing for your love and affection is a very skilled invader who conquered planet Meekrob and warded off a box of malfunctioning SIR units in the process, meet Tenn!"

"...and last, (and in Staz's eyes least) a girl striving to please the Tallest, meet Irkia!"

The blue, almost purple eyed girl looked at Zim and blinked her eyes a few times.

"Hi Zimmy,"

"You're pathetic!" Staz snapped.

"Who asked you?" Irkia snapped back.

"You two will have time to fight later," Bobbie said, trying to stop the two from fighting (and eventually killing each other).

"Not if I vote her off first!" Staz replied.

"Aren't we forgetting someone?" Zitch asked Jez.

And then the door opened, and a beautiful Irken with almost silver antennae and blue eyes (and a dress to match).

"Here I am, Zimmy. Your future soulmate is I, Mary Sue!"

OOC: I am soooo sorry for the wait, but I've been busy. I even made this chapter a bit shorter so I could get it to you sooner. Ok then,

Who I own: Staz, Irkia, Lexia, Tif

Who my friends own: Zitch, Jez, Tia

Who amatuer writers own: Mary Sue