Zim's eyes illuminated as he fell instantly in love with Reader's most Hated.

"Zim, now that you've met the bachelorettes, you get to pick your first date," Staz informed. Normally, Zim would protest the whole idea and get rid of all of them, but Mary was so sexy.

"I choose Mary!" Zim replied. Mary smiled in an appproving way as the others were thinking of ways to kill the Mary Sue (even they knew).

"Ok, if that's how you want to waste your time," Staz sighed.

"Ok, anyway, Zitch, book transportation. Bobbie, take Zim to a room upstairs, I'll be up in a second. Jez, get me the 'supplies'," Staz commanded. Zim seemed very confused as Bobbie led him (by the collar) upstairs. Jez returned with a box and gave it to Staz.

"Good luck, Stazzie," Jez wished.

"I'm gonna need it," Staz replied, walking upstairs. Bobbie was still holding onto Zim when she went in.

"What are you trying to do?" Zim demanded. He looked at the top of the opened box and got his answer.

"Are the two of you INSANE?"

"Oh, Zimmy, you want to look nice for Mary, don't you?" Staz assured, approaching Zim.

"No NO NOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME, AAAHH!!!"

Three hours later, Zim's torture was over. As soon as Staz unlocked the door, Zim darted downstairs.

Jez and Zitch looked him over and smiled.

"Wow, you two really know how to make a guy look hot," commented Zitch.

"And he smells nice, too," Jez added.

"Yeah, it's a good thing Bobbie and Zim wear the same size. He wore that outfit on our first date,"

Zim ran to a mirror and screamed.

"NOOO! I look like...YOU!" he screamed, pointing at Bobbie, "And now I even smell like you!"

"Actually, Zim, that's not my cologne we sprayed you with," Bobbie corrected, fighting back laughter.

Jez went over to Zim and smelled him again.

"Staz, is this what I think it is?"

Meanwhile on the massive...

Tallest Purple was sitting on his bed, watching Irk transmissions (TV) when Tallest Red slammed the door open.

"Hey! Haven't you ever heard of knocking?"

"Where is it, Purple?"

"Where's what? What are you talking about, Red?"

"You took my special cologne, Purple!"

"What? No I didn't. Why would I - Red! Let go! That hurts! Get off me! Stop it! OWWW!

Back at Zim's house...

"I'm not going out like this!" an angered Zim declared.

"You don't have a choice, Zim, your limo cruiser is here and Mary Sue is waiting," Jez stated.

"You'll all pay for this!" Zim growled while being pushed out the door. Mary took his arm as they walked toward the limo cruiser.

"Wait!" Staz called, running up to Mary Sue. She took out what looked like a crystal necklace and placed it around Mary's neck.

"It's a gift from us judges, good luck!" She said, running back inside.

"Thanks, I guess..." She mumbled.

OOC: Yay! another chapter is up! Everyone celebrate!... Ok, it will get better as soon as I have time to do so (the dreaded hi skool has me tied.) But I do write during study hall when I don't have drama. I'm sorry.