The Fate of Youko Kurama

By: Alesca Munroe

Authoress's Note: The information in this fic is not very accurate- on purpose. It's like that to show how little attention Youko and the storyteller were paying to what was going on. It's not becuase I'm incompetent, because it's fairly easy to find information on the internet these days. So be kind in your reviews please.

Okay, once upon a time, the human body of Youko Kurama, aka Shuichi Minamino or something like that, died. Youko Kurama -hereafter dubbed Yokei- went back to Makai and wreaked havoc for roughly four centuries, give or take a few. Yokei decided to visit Ningenkai one last time, just to see how much it had changed since he was last there.

It had changed a lot. The remaining people had reverted to old times somewhat. Yokei stumbled across a group of villages of ninjas. He decided to terrorize one of them just because it had a long and unpronounceable name. Kono-something or other. He had a lot of phun slaughtering people, so much phun, that Hiei warned him that he would not help if Yokei got in trouble. And Yokei just shrugged and went back to his phun.

At any rate, he lost. And to some ningen, no less. And then the ningen- Hoecake the Fourth, Fifth, or Sixth, something like that- had the gall to not only not kill him, he sealed Yokei in a newborn human. Not just in the kid, he had to go and seal him in the kid's nasty, never clean bellybutton (it was an outtie). Talk about degrading. Hiei was probably in stitches about it.

Anyway, the kid grew up hated because Yokei was in his bellybutton. Yokei was almosy sorry for him, but changed his mind. And then one day, Naruto met a kid named Sasuke. They hated each other.

A few years passed, and Yokei noticed things hadn't gotten better between the two. And Yokei grinned. He would have so much phun pairing these two up it would have put ANYONE to shame. He didn't like Sakura much anyway, and having Naruto pine after her was getting boring anyway. Let the phun begin.

Well, that was interesting to write. I got the idea when I was on a sugar high and reading Naruto fanfiction while watching Poltergeist Report. My Kurama-sama is so kawaii!! I'll probably post a longer and more in-depth version later. This is the shortest thing I've ever posted. By the way, it's also posted at lockpick. deviantart. com. Remove the spaces, and you should get to my page just fine.