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CHAPTER NAME: DA BREAK UP
"I can't stand this!" said Pansy "How can you hate Harry so much?!" "But-" said Draco hastily "No!" said Pansy cutting him off quickly "I think this is just some selfish jealousy! It's not working Draco!" "Pansy please," Draco replied pitifully "Look, Draco it's not working out, the truth is I don't love you, my true heart belongs to none other than Harry Potter." "Why that Git!" bellowed Draco "How dare you call my beloved a git you Bastard!" Pansy screeched. "This is over!" by now a large crowd had gathered around the strange scene, embarrassing Draco even more. "Good bye," said Pansy "for good!" "Pansy-" "Shut up and never let me see that over gelled hair again!" and with that a sputtering Draco was left to wallow in his self pity and deep pain for Pansy was ,by him , believed to be his true love. The crowd began to whisper to their easily amused selves. "What in the bloody hell are you Gits still standing around here still, you saw what happened," Draco said in tears to the bewildered crowd "she walked away," he now said quietly "SHE WALKED AWAY!" he said now breaking into sobs "Its over now get the hell gone!" at this point Crabbe and Goyle, the idiots, began to waddle over to the sobbing Draco, who was filled with self pity and shame for believing that Pansy could be his true love. "Get away you buffoons let me cry in some dignity, without being watched like a freak show!" and the stunned Crabbe and Goyle stalked off leaving a very sad Draco.