Author's Notes: Yes, I have finally decided to write my own story instead
of reviewing everyone else's. With help from Spiritfox09, I have made a
book of one-shots. Yes, these are funny, and yes, these have no plot
whatsoever. The only reason these stories are here is to embarrass the
characters of InuYasha.
Summary: This is a book of humiliating one-shots. Sorry, I suck at
summaries' Please R/R
Disclaimer: Fluffy, please say the disclaimer'
Fluffy('): This Sesshoumaru refuses to say to say your stupid
disclaimer.
--' Be that way, This next story will be your payback.
No, I don't own the InuYasha characters. If I did, Sesshoumaru would strip
in the series a lot more'
Puppy Training Pt. 1
One day, the Inu-Gang met up with Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jakken. After
a glaring contest between InuYasha and Sesshoumaru, Kagome and Sango pulled
Rin aside to talk.
"Boy, those two need to be trained," Sango said, not to anyone in
particular.
Kagome and Rin stared strangely at Sango for a moment.
"Well, they're dog demons, aren't they?" Sango said in her defense.
"InuYasha doesn't really need to be trained. I can have him sit any
time I want."
"Kagome-san, how do you make InuYasha-san sit when you want him to?"
Rin asked curiously.
Kagome and Sango looked at each other for a moment. Then, an idea
dawned on them, and they smiled wickedly.
"Rin," Kagome said sweetly,"do you want prayer beads to make
Sesshoumaru sit whenever you want him to? Like this!"
With that, Kagome said 'Sit boy!' and InuYasha was then reacquainted
with his best friend, Mr. Ground. Mr. Ground's friend, Mr. Dirt, taught
InuYasha a few words that would make a sailor blush in shame.
"No, Kagome-san. I can make Lord Sesshoumaru sit whenever I want,
and he doesn't say such nasty words."
Then, Rin walked up to Sesshoumaru and looked at him cutely until he
looked down at her.
"Sit," Rin said so sweetly, sugar wouldn't have melted in her mouth.
Sesshoumaru stared at Rin as if she had sprouted seven extra heads
and had told him to go screw Jakken.
"SIT!" she said again, much meaner this time.
Sesshoumaru then obediently sat on the ground in front of her.
Everyone was staring at her, wide-eyed. She then surprised them even more,
by patting Sesshoumaru on the head and saying 'Good puppy.'
"See, Kagome-san? My puppy training is going very well."
I TOLD you it was humiliating '
Please R/R!
of reviewing everyone else's. With help from Spiritfox09, I have made a
book of one-shots. Yes, these are funny, and yes, these have no plot
whatsoever. The only reason these stories are here is to embarrass the
characters of InuYasha.
Summary: This is a book of humiliating one-shots. Sorry, I suck at
summaries' Please R/R
Disclaimer: Fluffy, please say the disclaimer'
Fluffy('): This Sesshoumaru refuses to say to say your stupid
disclaimer.
--' Be that way, This next story will be your payback.
No, I don't own the InuYasha characters. If I did, Sesshoumaru would strip
in the series a lot more'
Puppy Training Pt. 1
One day, the Inu-Gang met up with Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jakken. After
a glaring contest between InuYasha and Sesshoumaru, Kagome and Sango pulled
Rin aside to talk.
"Boy, those two need to be trained," Sango said, not to anyone in
particular.
Kagome and Rin stared strangely at Sango for a moment.
"Well, they're dog demons, aren't they?" Sango said in her defense.
"InuYasha doesn't really need to be trained. I can have him sit any
time I want."
"Kagome-san, how do you make InuYasha-san sit when you want him to?"
Rin asked curiously.
Kagome and Sango looked at each other for a moment. Then, an idea
dawned on them, and they smiled wickedly.
"Rin," Kagome said sweetly,"do you want prayer beads to make
Sesshoumaru sit whenever you want him to? Like this!"
With that, Kagome said 'Sit boy!' and InuYasha was then reacquainted
with his best friend, Mr. Ground. Mr. Ground's friend, Mr. Dirt, taught
InuYasha a few words that would make a sailor blush in shame.
"No, Kagome-san. I can make Lord Sesshoumaru sit whenever I want,
and he doesn't say such nasty words."
Then, Rin walked up to Sesshoumaru and looked at him cutely until he
looked down at her.
"Sit," Rin said so sweetly, sugar wouldn't have melted in her mouth.
Sesshoumaru stared at Rin as if she had sprouted seven extra heads
and had told him to go screw Jakken.
"SIT!" she said again, much meaner this time.
Sesshoumaru then obediently sat on the ground in front of her.
Everyone was staring at her, wide-eyed. She then surprised them even more,
by patting Sesshoumaru on the head and saying 'Good puppy.'
"See, Kagome-san? My puppy training is going very well."
I TOLD you it was humiliating '
Please R/R!