The Ferret of All My Problems

Hi!! This happens to be my first Draco/Hermy fic ever. They are so fun to read, so I thought I'd try one. It's all in Hermione's point of view. It's in their 5th year.

This fic is mainly dialogue based. And hardly any description will be there ...except that there will be a bit descriptions here and there. Anyways, Read and (most importantly) review!!!

Review to let me know how I did. I don't mind flames, so if you feel the urge to flame this story, FLAME AWAY!!!

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1. A 'not so promising Christmas'

It's the beginning of the glorious Christmas holidays!!! Harry and Ron were going to spend it in the Burrow with Sirius and the Weasleys. I on the other hand preferred staying back at Hogwarts to start my revision for the O.W.L.s. Honestly, I don't know how those two are going to make up for all the lessons they missed.

"Bye, Hermione." Ron hugged me followed by Harry.

"Bye. Give Snuffles the best from me!" I said waving as they climbed into the snow covered carriages.

The carriages left and I began heading back to the castle silently. It would be a long Christmas without those two. It was my first Christmas alone and I was dreading it.

Walking into the Great Hall, I bumped into the last person I'd ever want to see... well, other than Snape and that complete cow Pansy Parkinson.

-It was Ferret Face a.k.a. Draco Malfoy. He greeted me with his usual 'Watch where you're going, Mudblood!' and his usual scowl that he usually saved for Harry or Ron.

I, as usual, ignored the comment but I couldn't ignore the fact that he wasn't squeezed between the two pea-brains that he called friends.

"What's the matter, Malfoy? Couldn't afford to keep the apes anymore?"

"Watch your tongue, Mudblood, or I'll just have to chop it off one day"

"I'd like to see you try, Ferret face!"

"Don't call me Ferret face!!! Bucktooth!!"

"I don't have buck teeth, Malfoy."

"Fine! Mudblood!"

"Poor come backs, you stupid prick!"

"Gargoyle face!!"

"Self-centered snob!!"

"Filthy mugg – "

"Mr. Malfoy!! Miss Granger!!" –A stern third voice echoed through the hall.

Oh no.... Professor Mcgonnagal. And she looks mad. Really mad.

"You are prefects!! Do learn to behave yourself!!" she chided.

"Yes, Professor." We chorused quietly.

She walked off giving me that 'I-thought-you-knew-better-than-to-behave-like-this' look. Boy, she sure tells a lot with looks. I feel so ashamed. Stupid Malfoy. It's all his fault! Look at him smirking, as though he caught the snitch (which he never did catch and he never will either! Muwahaha!!)

We glared daggers at each other and headed off to our own dorms.

Something tells me that this is gonna be a long, long Christmas.

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Yeah, I know its short and all, but review all the same!!! I promise the next chapter will more funny and more ... er,... dialogue-y? And long!!

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