A/N: Here it is! The first ever chapter of Reverse'd! Aren't you all happy? Whatever, perhaps you aren't. Ok, now on with the insanity...and an occasional insert by Aragorn, chillin' in Dead Jamaica, because he's cool...even in death. So, now that we've gotten that out of the way, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you...REVERS'D!!
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
But you should know Aragorn is no longer with us...so later his name will be taken off the list. Enjoy!
Chapter One: The Maze and The Memory
/FLASHBACK/
"You shall not pass!!!!!!!!"
"What?"
"You shall not pass!"
"Who?"
"You!"
"Me?"
"Yes, you!"
"Shall not do what?"
"Pass!"
"Who's passing?"
"Not you!"
"Someone else?"
"Anyone but you!"
"Those little Orcs?"
"No, those can't come either."
"Can you come?"
"Where?"
"A Party!!!"
"I LOVE PARTIES!!!"
"Ok, Wizard, come on!!!" And Sam and the Balrog tumbled down into who knows where and went to party...sure.
"Sam!!!! Er, I mean...GANDALF!!!"
/UNFLASHBACK/
"Gandalf!" Legolas says.
"What is it, Elfie?" Gimli asks, waking up.
"Nothing...it was just a dream...a really freaky dream..."
"Shut up and sleep."
"You're cruel! However did you get the part of Sam?"
"Say potato, you fat hobbit!" Gimli said.
"What? I am NOT FAT! I am nicely shaped and have lovely curves!"
"Oh, shut it, Elfie, and sleep!"
Legolas goes back to sleep, muttering about injustice and other things.
Later on...
"I can't believe this! This stupid weather isn't working with my hair! The fog is flattening it! I can't believe this! Haven't we passed this rock? Aren't you a dwarf? Can't you drill under these rocks? What the heck are we doing here anyway?" Legolas says, ranting on and on.
"Can't he shut up for one minute?" Gimli asks.
"This cliff is too steep! Can't we level it off or something? If I rip my Elvish boots on these sharp crags, I will sue! This is not fair!" Legolas continues.
"SHUT UP, LEGOLAS!" Gimli roars, as the very earth shakes.
"EEP!"
"Look, as long as we're in this together there are going to be some ground rules. One: don't complain about hair, nails, dirt, scum, whatever! Two: no whining about every little detail! Three: don't wake up screaming dead people's names when I'm sleeping! Four: just shut up!" Gimli says.
"Sir, yes, sir!" Legolas says, scared to pieces of Gimli.
"Good. Let's haul butt."
Later still...
"This looks like a lovely spot to camp...it would be better if it weren't so dirty..." Legolas whines.
"RULE NUMBERS ONE AND TWO!!!" Gimli roars.
"Sorry, sir!" Legolas says.
"Go to sleep."
As the two sleep, as far away from each other as possible, due to the fact that they both snore, a loud hissing is heard from above.
"Filthy thievesss...ssstealing from me....evil!" Gollum says.
"SNORK!!"
"SNORRRRREEEEEEEE!!!"
"Gosssh, they sssnoresss, too." Gollum says, wincing.
"SNAAAK!"
"SNORK!"
"Eeeh...and I havesss to findsss the Ring? Grumble, ssstupid plot linesss..." Gollum says, climbing down the rock.
"ARGH!!!" Gimli and Legolas scream, pulling Gollum down.
"Howsss did they wakesss up ssso fassst?" Gollum screams.
"Die, stupid creature!!!" Gimli yells.
"AIIII!! HE MUSSIED MY HAIR!!" Legolas screams.
"RULE NUMBERS ONE AND TWO!!!" Gimli yells, as he is busy fighting Gollum.
"We can guidesss you to your dessstined location, we ssshall!" Gollum says.
"What? You can get me to Sally's Hair and Nail Salon?" Legolas asks.
"RULE NUMBER ONE!!!!"
"Sorry, sir!"
"Ok..."
"I can takesss you to Mount Doom and Mordor, if yousss wantsss..." Gollum says.
"Sure!" Legolas says.
"Great, the Elfie trusts strangers, what's next?" Gimli mutters, looking skyward.
A/N: Like it? Next will have the other characters, not just Gimli and Lego and Gollum. Look for it soon!!!
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
But you should know Aragorn is no longer with us...so later his name will be taken off the list. Enjoy!
Chapter One: The Maze and The Memory
/FLASHBACK/
"You shall not pass!!!!!!!!"
"What?"
"You shall not pass!"
"Who?"
"You!"
"Me?"
"Yes, you!"
"Shall not do what?"
"Pass!"
"Who's passing?"
"Not you!"
"Someone else?"
"Anyone but you!"
"Those little Orcs?"
"No, those can't come either."
"Can you come?"
"Where?"
"A Party!!!"
"I LOVE PARTIES!!!"
"Ok, Wizard, come on!!!" And Sam and the Balrog tumbled down into who knows where and went to party...sure.
"Sam!!!! Er, I mean...GANDALF!!!"
/UNFLASHBACK/
"Gandalf!" Legolas says.
"What is it, Elfie?" Gimli asks, waking up.
"Nothing...it was just a dream...a really freaky dream..."
"Shut up and sleep."
"You're cruel! However did you get the part of Sam?"
"Say potato, you fat hobbit!" Gimli said.
"What? I am NOT FAT! I am nicely shaped and have lovely curves!"
"Oh, shut it, Elfie, and sleep!"
Legolas goes back to sleep, muttering about injustice and other things.
Later on...
"I can't believe this! This stupid weather isn't working with my hair! The fog is flattening it! I can't believe this! Haven't we passed this rock? Aren't you a dwarf? Can't you drill under these rocks? What the heck are we doing here anyway?" Legolas says, ranting on and on.
"Can't he shut up for one minute?" Gimli asks.
"This cliff is too steep! Can't we level it off or something? If I rip my Elvish boots on these sharp crags, I will sue! This is not fair!" Legolas continues.
"SHUT UP, LEGOLAS!" Gimli roars, as the very earth shakes.
"EEP!"
"Look, as long as we're in this together there are going to be some ground rules. One: don't complain about hair, nails, dirt, scum, whatever! Two: no whining about every little detail! Three: don't wake up screaming dead people's names when I'm sleeping! Four: just shut up!" Gimli says.
"Sir, yes, sir!" Legolas says, scared to pieces of Gimli.
"Good. Let's haul butt."
Later still...
"This looks like a lovely spot to camp...it would be better if it weren't so dirty..." Legolas whines.
"RULE NUMBERS ONE AND TWO!!!" Gimli roars.
"Sorry, sir!" Legolas says.
"Go to sleep."
As the two sleep, as far away from each other as possible, due to the fact that they both snore, a loud hissing is heard from above.
"Filthy thievesss...ssstealing from me....evil!" Gollum says.
"SNORK!!"
"SNORRRRREEEEEEEE!!!"
"Gosssh, they sssnoresss, too." Gollum says, wincing.
"SNAAAK!"
"SNORK!"
"Eeeh...and I havesss to findsss the Ring? Grumble, ssstupid plot linesss..." Gollum says, climbing down the rock.
"ARGH!!!" Gimli and Legolas scream, pulling Gollum down.
"Howsss did they wakesss up ssso fassst?" Gollum screams.
"Die, stupid creature!!!" Gimli yells.
"AIIII!! HE MUSSIED MY HAIR!!" Legolas screams.
"RULE NUMBERS ONE AND TWO!!!" Gimli yells, as he is busy fighting Gollum.
"We can guidesss you to your dessstined location, we ssshall!" Gollum says.
"What? You can get me to Sally's Hair and Nail Salon?" Legolas asks.
"RULE NUMBER ONE!!!!"
"Sorry, sir!"
"Ok..."
"I can takesss you to Mount Doom and Mordor, if yousss wantsss..." Gollum says.
"Sure!" Legolas says.
"Great, the Elfie trusts strangers, what's next?" Gimli mutters, looking skyward.
A/N: Like it? Next will have the other characters, not just Gimli and Lego and Gollum. Look for it soon!!!