The Great Anime Baseball Game Chapter 4: Jin's Gibberish, a rurouni kenshin fanfic

In the Good Guys' reserve dugout, Kuwabara scooted closer to Megumi and wrapped his arm around her shoulders.

"Hey, baby." Kuwabara said. "What're you doing later tonight?"

"Nothing with you." Megumi snapped. "Get off of me, you ugly freak."

"Ah, come on, baby. You know you want me."

On the field, Sakura told Kenshin, "Good Guys need to pick a new player."

Kenshin surveyed the Good Guys' reserve dugout. "Now, who should I pick?"

Megumi shoved Kuwabara away, leapt to her feet, and waved her arms over her head frantically.

"How about...Megumi!"

Megumi cheered, stuck her tongue out at Kaoru (who's got steam coming out of her ears), then ran out onto the field and clung to Kenshin's arm.

"Oh, Sir Ken, once again you have saved me! How may I repay you?"

Kenshin laughed nervously. "Oh, it was nothing, that it was."

"Hey, Swordguy" Kuwabara shouted. "How could you leave me here with the old people and little kids?"

Everyone in the dugout glared at Kuwabara.

"Sit down and shut up!" Yusuke yelled. "We'll pick you next time!"

"Oh. Okay." Kuwabara sat down.

"You don't really mean that, do you?" Kurama asked.

"No." Yusuke said. "But I'm not above lying to him if it keeps him quiet."

"NEXT BATTER!" Sakura yelled.

Jin walked up to the plate. "I guess O'Malley smash pen boil trees."

(Do not adjust your computer screens. That is what it is supposed to say.)

"O-kay." Yugi said. "Did anyone out there understand that?"
"He said he guesses it's his turn!" Keiko yelled from the stands. "Don't worry. He gets easier to understand the more you listen to him."

"We'll take your word for it." Mai said.

"Take map people gun Avril Lavigne peace thingamabob." Jin said to Shizuru.

In the announcer's box, the hand thrust a piece of paper on screen. Mokuba took it and read it over the speakers.

"According to Miss Keiko Yukimura, Jin said, 'Take your best shot.'"

"Fine, I will." Shizuru said. "But first, just to keep it fair, you might need a bat."

"No, fingernail hokey pokey cheese."

Another piece of paper is given to Mokuba.

"Keiko says that Jin said that he doesn't need a bat."

Jin grinned and moved his right arm around in circles, creating his tornado fist attack. "Holiday baboon frying pan."

Mokuba received another sheet of paper.

"Jin said, 'Bring it on.'"

Shizuru shrugged. "Okay." She wound up and pitched the ball.

As it approached home plate, the ball was sucked into Jin's whirlwind. It looped around his arm five time, then shot out toward right field.

"I got it!" Joey yelled.

"NO, YOU IDIOT!" Sano yelled. "IT'S IN MY FIELD, SO IT'S MINE!"

"Nuh-uh, it's mine!" Joey yelled.

"It's mine!" Sano yelled.

"Mine!"

"It's mine, you dummy and you had better stay there while I catch it!"

The ball flew up and hit Sano where it hurts.

Sano's face turned blue and he fell to his knees.

"Ow..."

The ball rolled away.

"Nice catch stupid!" Joey laughed.

The ball came flying in from somewhere off screen and hit Joey in the same spot. He also turned blue in the face, fell to his knees, and squeaked in pain.

Kurama shook violently. He knew even making a tiny sound would get him killed, but he couldn't control it!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kurama laughed so hard he fell over and rolled around on the ground, tears shooting from his eyes. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hiei dashed out to right field, grabbed the ball, ran to the pitcher's mound, handed it to Shizuru, and made it back to his shortstop position just as Sojiro got to second.

"See?" Hiei told Sojiro. "I told you I could run ten times faster than you without looking like a moron."

"Happy duct tape razor door." Jin said proudly.

Mokuba received a new sheet of paper.

"Jin said, 'I told you I could do it."'

"Yeah, and the next thing you need to do is get some help for that speech impediment." Yami Bakura yelled from third. "That way we won't have to run to Urameshi's girlfriend for a translation every time you open your mouth."

"She is NOT my girlfriend!" Yusuke yelled.

Jin pulled a cane and a black top hat from his belt and went into a full Broadway-style song-and-dance routine.

"Be kind to your web-footed friends!

For a duck may be somebody's mooother.

Be kind to your friends in the swamp!

Where the weather is very, very damp!

You may think that this is the end!

Well, it is."

Everyone in the stadium fell flat on their faces.

The hand gave Mokuba another piece of paper. Mokuba pulled his microphone off the table so he could stay on the floor in a semi-shocked position as he read it.

"Jin said, 'SHUT UP!'"

Jin turned to face the section of the audience where Shura, Keiko, Botan, Allenby, and Ishizu were sitting.

"Pizza tile Madonna quack quack Keiko hot!"

"HEY, LEPRECHAUN!" Yusuke yelled at Jin. "DID YOU JUST CALL MY GIRLFRIEND HOT?"

"No, of course he didn't." Keiko said. "Jin was just saying thank you to me for translating for him."

"HE JUST CALLED YOU HOT!" Yusuke shouted. "I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR IT! YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND! COME ON, HOT AIR FOR BRAINS! PUT 'EM UP!"

Keiko sighed. "So he finally admits I'm his girlfriend because he can get into a fight over it."

"Well, at least the guy you like is willing to fight for you." Allenby said. "The guy I like doesn't notice me at all. I would have been a better player than Rain, but since Domon loves her and not me, I'm stuck up here in the stands instead of down there on the field where I'd be useful."

"PUT UP YER DUKES!" Yusuke yelled at Jin.

"Hey, I take that as a personal insult!" Duke said.

Jin screamed like a little girl as Yusuke started punching. He managed to dodge all but the last blow. Yusuke socked him a good one right in the gut and Jin flew.

"Plug it in, plug it iiinnnnn..." Jin cried as he disappeared over the horizon.

Sakura pulled out her Wand again. "WINDY CARD, RELEASE!"

Yusuke was lifted into the air.

"Holy cheese on ryyyyeeeeee..." Yusuke cried as he followed Jin out of sight.

"Hey, what'd ya do that for?" Argo asked.

"Unnecessary roughness and excessive use of violence on a member of the opposing team while on the field." Sakura said. "Not to mention the fact that he was being very rude. Both teams choose a new player."

"WAHOO!" Kuwabara cheered. "Urameshi's gone! That means it's my turn to get onto the field!"

"Guess again, half-wit." Hiei said. "Yusuke promised that you would get chosen next. Now that he's gone, we don't have to keep that promise, which means you're not going anywhere."

"Ah, (beep)" Kuwabara said, sitting back on the bench.

"We want Miss Kaoru to come out now." Kenshin said. "She's been giving me the evil eye since I chose Miss Megumi, that she has. I'm afraid for my life right now, that I am."

Kaoru's face lit up and she ran out onto the field to grab Kenshin's arm.

"Oh, Kenshin! My hero! I was getting so tired of sitting in there with that jerk."

Megumi grabbed Kenshin's other arm. "Let go of Sir Ken. He saved ME first, so he's MINE!"

"AS IF!" Kaoru yelled. "Kenshin tell her that you love me and she's an ugly old witch!"

"Umm, well, I can't." Kenshin said. "That would be very rude, that it would, because-"

"Because Sir Ken loves ME!" Megumi said. She pulled on Kenshin's arm. "Now let go."

"NO! YOU LET GO!"

"Will BOTH of you please let go!" Kenshin yelled over the two as he was tugged back and forth. "You're going to rip me in two!"

Up in the announcer's box, Yugi takes over the mike.

"Well, folks, we're going to take an early seventh-inning stretch while the Bad Guys discuss who to choose as their new player and we peel Kaoru and Megumi off Kenshin. Oh, by the way, Mokuba, who's that handing those papers to you all the time? A guy you brought from Kaiba Corp?"

"No," Mokuba said, "It's just a hand."

Yugi turned white. "Y-You're k-kidding."

"No." Mokuba said. "It's JUST a hand. Take a look."

The camera pans to the right to show the hand that has been giving Mokuba all the papers. It's just floating in the air, devoid of any body whatsoever.

Yugi screamed and ran through the wall of the announcer's box, down the back wall of the stadium and into the distance.

"Well, that was enlightening." Mai said. She shrugged. "I think it's time to stop beating the dead horse and move on to the next part."

(That's MY line, thank you very much.)

"Hey, writer chick." Mai said. "Am I gonna get someone new to replace Yugi anytime soon?"

(Um, I could get somebody, but I don't think you'll like who I pick...)

"Never mind." Mai said quickly. "Mokuba and I can handle it. We don't need any help, do we?"

Mokuba shook his head furiously.

Well, ok. Just remember, ONE word about how I'm writing this fic and SHE will come. It's amazing! I have written parts two and three in about half the time it took me to write part one! Go figure. Jin's song is probably going to be the highlight of this entire fanfic. Have you ever heard it before? Catch ya all in part four!