A/N: Here's the second chapter! With an added twist, i.e. more people switching! So, check the plotline for these new switches!! I've taken Aragorn off, seeing as he's dead...but still in dead Jamaica, just so you know.
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Two: Even more people add to the insanity...
In the Palace of Minas Tirith...
"Ok, I'm sick and tired of being the Steward." Denethor moans.
"And I hate my position in Life!" Eomer says.
"I'm ssswitching, too..." Gollum says.
"I though you were with those other people!" Theoden says.
"Not any longer..." Gollum says.
"Me, too!" Eowyn says.
"Ok. Now we all want to switch places, right?"
"Right!"
"So let's put our names in a hat and whichever name we pull out is who we are!" Denethor says.
"Good idea!"
So Gollum, Denethor, Theoden, Eowyn and Eomer put their names in a hat.
"Hey, what about that kid of yours...Faramir?" Theoden asks.
"Him? I don't want him in this game!! What if he pulled out my name! It would be a disgrace!" Denethor screams.
"Sorry, sorry!"
So, everyone pulls out a name...
"What?? I'm Eowyn?" Denethor screams.
"Whoa...I'm Eomer!" Theoden says.
"I'm Theoden?" Eowyn asks.
"And I'm Denethor." Eomer says.
"That meansss I'm Gollum!! Hooray!!" Gollum says.
"Well, this should turn out interesting..." Theoden says.
"I got stuck as the girl! I can't believe my rotten luck..."
So this is what the new results were, with Faramir left out, probably for the good of things, the story becomes even more twisted...and everyone gets zapped to their new places.
Meanwhile, with Boromir, Pippin, and Frodo...
"Come on, Gimli! We're gaining on them!" Pippin says.
"I can't run this armor is heavy!" Frodo yells.
"Shut up!" Boromir says.
"Sorry, sir!" Pippin and Frodo yell.
"This is painful...all these arrows are jabbing my spinal cord!" Pippin whines.
"Can't you stop complaining for one moment??" Boromir asks.
"Hey, what's with that invisible line?" Frodo asks.
"That's Rohan. And that's where we have to go."
"Really?"
"Yep."
A/N: Hoped you liked it! Review, dearies!! Please? Here's the new list, with all the new people, soon to be added to the above list...
Denethor =Eowyn
Eomer = Denethor
Eowyn = Theoden
Theoden = Eomer
Gollum = Gollum