Hi!!! Sorry I took so long! I made a major mix up the other day. I thought I'd put up the 4th chappie too and by mistake I replaced 3rd ch. with it and then I deleted it and then put the 3rd chappy again which explains the update-but-not-really-update thing.
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Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire - 2
Ugh. My body is sore, my eyes are burning and Malfoy's nose no longer makes me laugh. I hate my stupid branch. The stupid wargs are howling again. I can see a big stupid headache coming along.
Oh, bugger.
"You know, this is just how Bilbo must've felt." Malfoy muttered thoughtfully.
"What?" I asked stupidly.
"Bilbo Baggins – as in the Hobbit. Don't tell me Bookworm Granger didn't read 'The Hobbit' and 'The Lord of the Rings'?!!"
"Of course, I've read it, you prat!" I said impatiently. As though I wouldn't read great books like that! That's just preposterous!!
"I just can't believe that you read it, Malfoy."
"What? You thought that all Slytherins are too dumb to read books?"
"Oh, sod off, Granger."
.....o . o 10 minutes later o . o......
"I'm bored, Granger. I think we can beat 30-40 wolves with our wand, what do you say?"
I rolled my eyes – thrice (successfully annoying him!). Didn't he know anything?!
"Malfoy, they are not wolves, they are wargs – "
"I knew that!"
"– and wargs are immune to magic."
"... Oh."
"Honestly, we did 'wargs' in the beginning of the term. Don't you ever listen to what Hagrid says?!"
He snorted. "Why would I listen to that big oaf- er- professor. I meant professor." He finished lamely.
I grinned to myself. He still didn't forget what happened in third year. Ah, priceless moments!!
A/N: In case you guys don't remember, Hermione punched Draco for insulting Hagrid. Muwahahahaa!
.......o . o 20 minutes later o . o.......
"It's getting really dark. We should get out of here."
"Are the wargs still down there, Granger? I can't see."
"Wait. I'll light up my wand. Lumos."
I flashed my wand downwards. Oh yeah. All those dratted wargs were still down there.
"Hey, where's my wand?!"
"You don't have your wand?!" Honestly, how careless can he get?!
"I had it with me! I remember taking – "
"– Er, Malfoy? I think I found it."
"Where?! Where?!"
"Um... well, down there." I said pointing at the wargs. One of the big leader wargs was chewing on the wand. "Eww."
"Great! That's my third wand! Dad's gonna kill me!"
"Third wand?! What happened to the other – "
CRACK.
I was very badly startled. I thought my branch had broken. The wargs had begun howling again.
I looked down. That stupid leader warg had broken the wand! The wand was now emitting purple flames in all directions. This caused many of the wargs to run away, scared. Most of them, catching fire on their furs, fled yelping and howling.
"Come on! It's our chance to escape!" Malfoy yelled, starting to climb down the slippery tree.
I quickly followed him... or rather, very slowly followed him down. I was not very good at climbing down trees. Well, they are steep and slippery, you know!!
"Hurry up, Granger!!!" Malfoy yelled from the ground.
I ignored him and continued my slow but steady descent. Stupid git. If I'm not careful, I'd fall down! And probably on him too... breaking more of his bones... hmmm... not a bad idea...
But still, it's best not to fall down.
That's when I fell down.
Thud!
"Owwwwwwwww!!" moaned Malfoy. Oh well.
I rolled out of him, amazed that I wasn't killed by his pointy nose (which, right now, was ridiculously long.).
I helped him to his feet. He was swaying on the spot.
"Stand still, for God's sake!" I chided as he leaned heavily on me for support.
"Leg." He muttered hoarsely.
"What?"
"My leg!"
I looked down at his leg. Oh dear, bad shape and an awkward angle too. It was probably broken. I quickly conjured up bandages for the poor leg and sorta fixed it.
"Can you walk?"
"Think so." He tried getting to his feet and limped or rather hobbled (in a very Filch-like way.) towards me.
"We have to find a way out before those damned wargs come back." He said wincing slightly.
"Any ideas?"
"Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?" then realizing what he said, he smacked his head. "Can't believe I admitted that."
Muwahahahahaa! I'm the smart one! I already knew that, of course (cause I'm the smart one!) but that coming out of Malfoy's mouth was priceless.
Suddenly, I had a great idea. ( it's the benefits of being a smart know-it-all!)
"I know!! I know!!" I yelled waving my hand in the air and hopping on the spot.
"We are not in class, Granger."
"I know that!" I snapped. "We can use the 'pointer' spell!!"
"Does it include making my nose less pointy?"
"No, but it'll get us outta here."
"Good enough."
Hogwarts is in the eastward direction ...I hope. I muttered the spell. It's supposed to direct us in the eastward direction ...I hope.
..........o . o 30 minutes later o . o..........
We are doomed. Doomed I tell you, DOOMED!!!
............o . o 30 minutes later o . o.........
"Are you sure your spell is working, Granger?"
I didn't want to tell him the truth. Actually, I was itching to tell him that we are doomed!!! But I didn't. He was looking so sad and pathetic right then. And I did sorta cause him physical pain. And he didn't kill me for it. Yet.
"Granger?"
"Well, if all goes well, we'll be heading home!! Otherwise we are doomed!!!"
That went well.
"Am I supposed to be relieved, Granger?"
"Yes, Malfoy, cause I just spotted the castle!!"
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Do any of you ppl watch Buffy?! I just saw the season finale of ..well, the seventh season! And ..and... Spike dies!!! WAAAAA....(Sob).. Oh, it was soooo sad!
Do you guys think that there will be a season 8?! And will spike somehow come back to life?!!
If you guys know, please tell me!! I'm dying to know!! Dying... DYING!!!
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