A/N: Ok, I'm back, so here we go with what else happened and other stuff!! And it's only after I make Denethor Eowyn that I remembered who married Faramir...(ME!) but nothing is going to happen like that, maybe I'll let her get killed afterall. We'll see...just expect lots of fights and other goodies!

Chapter Three: Being Captured by Uruks is NOT a Vacation and Meeting the Rohirrim

Tagging along with Merry and Gandalf (Pippin)

"Where are we going?"

"Shut up, Merry, and let me think!"

"Sorry. You're so crabby! What's your problem?"

"The fact that Aragorn kind of died on us when we were about to be captured might have something to do with it."

"But we're going on vacation, right?"

"No, Merry. We're not coming back."

"So it's a permanent vacation?"

"No..."

"So it's retirement?"

"GAH!!! Stupid, irritating little hobbit! We're not going on a vacation or into retirement! We're being captured and taken away to possibly be killed! That's not a vacation!"

"So, this isn't vacation? We're going to die, is that what you're saying?"

"Yep."

"We gotta get out of here!"

"No, really?"

"Seriously! If we're going to die, that's not good!"

"ARGH!"

Meanwhile, with Boromir, Pippin, and Frodo...

"GONDOR!!! To THEEEEEEEEEEEEE I PLEEEEEEEEEEDGEEEEEEEEEEEE my ALEEEEEEEGIANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Boromir screams.

Pippin and Frodo cover their ears and shudder.

"GONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! To THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE my ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGIANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Can he stop singing that?"

"Where the heck are we?"

"I think we're in Rohan, Pip."

"Oh."

They just make it across a valley and behind a couple of rocks when the Rohirrim, led by Theoden, pulls up.

"Riders of Rohan!" Boromir yells.

"Why did you do that?"

Theoden's group circles around the three companions.

"This is how you treat your guests? Gondor would be appalled." Boromir mutters.

"Shut up. What business does a man, a halfling and...another halfling have in the Riddermark?"

"Hey! I'm a dwarf, alright?" Frodo says.

"And I'm an Elf and he's some freakin' little short guy!" Pippin says.

"Why I oughtta..." Frodo and Pippin get into a terrible wrestling match and keep the entire Rohirrim amused for 30 minutes.

Theoden and Boromir are arguing about Gondor and Rohan and who's better.

"Ok, anyway, take us to the orcs."

"Boromir, dude, we totally slaughtered them!"

Flashback to slaughter of the orcs.

"STOP IT!! It's scary!"

"Gawd, Frodo, you're such a baby!"

"HAHAHAH!!!" From the Rohirrim.

"Anyway, just give us two horses and you can forget about us."

"Fine."

So Boromir and company (Ain't that a great name? Boromir and company!) went off to find Merry and Gandalf, who I conveniently left out of the Orc slaughter because I forgot and was too tired to think about it
so this is what you get. Any questions?
A/N: Ok, look for more soon. I'm too tired to think and don't want to try, I might injure myself and that's not good. Because otherwise I go to the hospital and then there isn't a story! Scary! OOOH! Anyway, that's my life.