"Hey, everybody, it's Tea here! In case you'd forgotten, I took over announcing for the baseball game after Mokuba and Mai left suddenly! I love public speaker systems because they let me spread the message of friendship and love to those less fortunate. For now, though, let's continue the game! You're going to have to pardon me because I don't know everyone here-"
"Lucky people." Yami Bakura, Joey, Rex, Weevil, Grandpa, and Pegasus muttered.
"-so if I get anyone's name wrong, I'm sorry. I just want to be your friend forever. Right now, the Good Guys are at bat and Kenshin is up. Rando is replacing Gohei as the pitcher."
Out on the mound, Rando used his stolen technique (beats me which one) to make a baseball-sized fireball appear in his hand.
"Here's where the game really gets interesting." Rando said. "If you miss one of MY pitches, you'll burn to a cinder."
Kenshin smiled. "Then it will be like fighting Shishio again, that it will."
"We'll see about that!" Rando said, chucking one of his fireballs.
Kenshin held up his reverse blade sword again and used the Amakakaru Ryu no Hirameki to smash the ball into right field. Unfortunately, he couldn't cope with the momentum and his sword just kept going until it crashed into the side of Aoshi's head, breaking his catcher's mask and knocking him unconscious.
Kenshin failed to notice this because he was still swinging around. When he stopped, he was facing the baseline and ran to first. Kenshin sheathed his sword and stared at Kanryu.
Karyu shrieked, ran to second, and grabbed Yami Bakura's leg.
Yami Bakura shook his leg to try and get Kanryu off. That didn't work. Yami Bakura then took off his Millennium Ring and proceeded to beat Kanryu with it.
"Let! Go! Of! Me!" Yami Bakura shouted.
Kanryu clung tighter and started sucking his thumb.
Yami Bakura took one of the spikes on his Millennia Ring, pointed it at Kanryu's heart, and...
Meanwhile, in right field, Shishio had a pen in hand and was writing furiously. His bandages were already covered in writing.
"No, that won't work, either." He muttered, scratching out what he just wrote. "I have to think of a good world domination plan soon! I'm running out of bandages and I forgot to bring paper! I didn't think this stupid thing would take so long!"
Kenshin's fireball flew in and slammed into Shishio's chest. Shishio instantly burst into flames.
"WATER! WATER!" Shishio shrieked, running around in circles. "SOMEONE BRING ME WATER! YUMI! GET ME SOME WATER!"
"She can't." Sano said. "You stabbed her, remember? She's been dead for a while now."
Shishio stopped. "Oh, yeah."
The fire flared up, then died.
A pile of ash floated to the ground.
"Well, there he goes." Kaoru said.
"Hey, wait." Yahiko said. "Didn't that happen last time, when we got sent to Anger Management?
"Yes, supposedly. We didn't actually see it happen, though, that we didn't." Kenshin said.
"You said you did." Sano argued.
"No, I lied, that I did." Kenshin said happily. "I saw Shishio sneak out the back, that I did. He only faked dying to get away from the evil counselor, that he did. I didn't want to ruin it and make him sit through any more of that torture, that I did not."
"So you didn't want to torture Shishio, but it's okay to knock Aoshi unconscious with your sword." Sojiro said.
"I didn't knock Aoshi unconscious, that I didn't." Kenshin said.
"Yes, you did. He's laying over there twitching right now."
Kenshin looked over toward home plate. Aoshi was lying on his back, unconscious, in the midst of some very severe muscle spasms.
"Oops." Kenshin said. "I guess I did."
Sakura pointed her Wand at Argo. "Hey, you! Get this body off the field."
"But he's not even on my team!" Argo protested.
"NOW!"
Argo snapped to attention. "Yes, ma'am!" He ran onto the field, grabbed Aoshi by the hair and flung him out of the stadium.
"Very good." Sakura said. "You can go sit down now. Bad Guys pick two new players!"
While Yami Bakura was debating who to pick, Kenshin was standing on first, twiddling his thumbs, when he heard.
"Get your cotton candy here! Fresh cotton candy made yesterday! Get your cotton candy!"
Kenshin looked up at the stands and saw a single cotton candy vendor still trying to sell in the nearly empty stands (He had been restocking when everyone else left, so he had no idea what was going on).
"SUGAR!" Kenshin screamed. He ran to the outfield, vaulted over the wall with his sword, then ran toward the cotton candy vendor. The guy saw him coming, screamed, and started running in the other direction.
"Hey, wait!" Kenshin yelled. "Come back! I NEED SUGAR!"
The cotton candy guy ran out of the stadium like his life depended on it (which it probably does) with Kenshin right behind him.
Yami Bakura glared at Kanryu and yelled, "GET OFF MY LEG!"
Kanryu shrieked and ran back to first, where he stopped and grinned triumphantly.
"Look at me!" He gloated. "I'm so tough! I scared off the Battosai!"
Yami Bakura looked straight into the camera and said, "Please, get rid of this guy. He's driving me nuts. I don't care who replaces him. Just make him go away."
(Ok.)
Something huge, brown, and furry was shoved into Kanryu's face.
"Oo, Teddy's gonna eat you up! Chomp, chomp, chomp! You better watch out!"
Kanryu screamed and ran out of the stadium.
A little girl holding a teddy bear stood on first.
"Hey, everybody, my name's Rebecca! This is Teddy! The writer of this fanfic asked me to come play first base because the guy who was here before was a jerk."
Yami Bakura looked back into the camera. "Okay, I take it back. I do care who you pick. I can put up with the old people, the drunks, and the idiots, but there is NOT going to be a little kid on my team!"
(The kid stays.)
"The kid goes and she goes NOW!"
(The kid stays or I lock you in the announcer's box with Tea and no way to escape or kill her.)
Yami Bakura stopped arguing. Instead, he asked, "Why don't you do things like this to THEM?" He pointed at the Good Guys.
(Because I like them. Besides, haven't you heard that the Good Guys always win? It's, like, set in stone. Duh.)
"Why are you torturing ANY of us like this?" Yami Bakura asked.
Because it's entertaining. A lot of people out here are laughing right now because of this. And before you can say another word, part five is over! Please stand by for part six! (Dude, this thing's getting long.)