A/n: Well, after last chapter I didn't really know how I was gonna go about
writing this one. So this chapter is gonna be like...Random happy time. Enjoy
my ppls and remember smoking is only good if you got your ass kicked.
Chapter 3 Random...Happy Time
We see the group walking along a dirt path called "Darkness Road". It was a boring road that had NOTHING to do with the name. The chipmunks were eating some underdeveloped popcorn. The butterflies were dieing. The birds were shitting everywhere. Yup, it was like any other boring road. And Benitora was gonna tell ppl,
"Hey! This road is boring as hell! Where's the action? Where are the chicks that need to be rescued? Where's my stick?"
Megeria turns his head and says, "I would think that it's in your pants."
Benitora snorts, "Nah! Ya think! I'm talking about my weapon...sticky thing a mijiger...I forgot the name...what was it? Muramasa?"
Kyo turns around and shakes his head in disbelief, "No! That's what the thing is! You're lookin for the name of the Muramasa!"
Benitora sighs, "Does anybody remember the name?"
Yuya who was now in denial about anything happening last night answered, "Well, I uh...it was...umm...ok what?"
Yukimora raises an eyebrow, "Ok, so nobody knows the name even though we've all heard Benitora stroking and talking to the thing while he thinks we're sleeping."
Benitora exclaims, "What! You guys spy on me!"
Sasuke sighs and shakes his head, "Well you're so freakin loud it's kinda hard not to."
Benitora pouts, "Ok. Well, so...what's the name of it dammit! Was it Hokuyama? Or was it Hokimoki...Hokachaka...Hokurockshitta?
Yuya claps her hands, "Oh! That last one sounded really close. But I don't think that was the name."
Everyone turns quiet for a couple of minutes until Saizo yells, "My leg! It's being chewed on by a rabid squirrel!"
Megeria shouts, "Who the hell cares about your leg! We have a problem on our hands so shut up!"
Yukimora nods, "Yeah Saizo, be silent...and still."
Saizo starts to cry but nobody's listening as everyone turns back to their thoughts on...stuff.
Kyo: Yuya...Yuya's legs...Yuya's boobs...Yuya's- Kyoshiro STOP TAKING OVER MY MIND FUCKER!!!
Yukimora: I should go to that sake get together that Kotaro's having. Seems really fun! And there's ladies goin too! Woopie!
Yuya: Kyo...what are you thinking? No! I'm supposed to be in denial! Ok, I'm in denial. I'm in denial. I'm in denial. Oh Kyo! I love you!
Sasuke: I'm havin bird shit for dinner! Oh yeah! Bird shit stew. So good!
Saizo: SQIURREL!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN!!! NOOO!!!
Megeria: Man! If Saizo keeps squealing like the girly little fairy that he is I'm gonna Kick his F'in queery ASS!!!
Benitora: Sasuke better get me some sake! And fast! My tiny brain is getting fried! Wait! I remember the name! It's- "Hokurockshimon!" A/N: (Ok, I don't know how to spell the name of the thing. I'm just goin by what the damn thing sounds like ok)
Everyone stops walking and turns their heads in confusion. Benitora starts doing a victory dance, "The name is Hokurockshimon! I remember! Who rocks? I rock! Yeah baby yeah!"
Everyone stays silent and after a couple of minutes Benitora is finally quiet too...until another scream by Saizo interrupts the silence, "MY LEG IS GONE!!! NOOO!!!"
Kyo, angry at how his beautiful unnecessary silence was broken turns around and starts whacking Saizo with his Muramasa while yelling, "WE (whack) TOLD (smack) YOU (Drop kick) TO (Bitch slap) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU &%&$%$%#$##!"
Everybody stares at Kyo as he beats the shit out of an already dead Saizo. Yukimora walks over to Kyo (who's still kicking the lifeless body) and calmly places his hand on his shoulder. Kyo stops and looks at him in question. Yukimora shakes his head and sighs, "He's already dead Kyo. Just let the dead man lie in piece. Just let him go."
Kyo looks back at the dead body with a blank face and then turns to everybody and says, "Well everyone, what have we learned?"
Yuya gasps and answers, "We learned never to scream while you're leg is being chewed off by a squirrel."
Benitora nods his head in agreement while Megeria is just lookin at Sasuke now frying bird shit in a pan that he got from...no where.
Kyo sighs in exasperation, "No! We learned never to interrupt my unnecessary silence just because your leg is being devoured by some chipmunk."
"Uh, squirrel actually," Yukimora corrects.
Kyo shrugs, "Who cares. Now let's continue on our unimportant journey."
Benitora chooses now to speak up, "Well, isn't this journey to go and get your body?"
Kyo stops walking, looks back at Benitora, and then starts to cry uncharacteristically while Yukimora pats his back trying to sooth the poor soul.
The gang starts walking again and nobody hears or sees...or if they did then even cared about how a dead body fell from the sky and fell on Saizo making them both blow up...leaving no remains...somehow.
Two Hours Later...
"Sasuke! This bird shit stew is the best! What is in this stuff?"
Sasuke beams at Benitora and replies, "What else moron! Bird shit!"
Everybody goes silent...and then a dead body falls from the sky...and the gang...is still silent.
Yuki Haitani: What I tell ya! It's random as hell! I just wanted to update and make the story less depressing so here's what I did ppls. Well if ya liked it...review...and if you didn't...go screw a rock. R&R ppls!
Chapter 3 Random...Happy Time
We see the group walking along a dirt path called "Darkness Road". It was a boring road that had NOTHING to do with the name. The chipmunks were eating some underdeveloped popcorn. The butterflies were dieing. The birds were shitting everywhere. Yup, it was like any other boring road. And Benitora was gonna tell ppl,
"Hey! This road is boring as hell! Where's the action? Where are the chicks that need to be rescued? Where's my stick?"
Megeria turns his head and says, "I would think that it's in your pants."
Benitora snorts, "Nah! Ya think! I'm talking about my weapon...sticky thing a mijiger...I forgot the name...what was it? Muramasa?"
Kyo turns around and shakes his head in disbelief, "No! That's what the thing is! You're lookin for the name of the Muramasa!"
Benitora sighs, "Does anybody remember the name?"
Yuya who was now in denial about anything happening last night answered, "Well, I uh...it was...umm...ok what?"
Yukimora raises an eyebrow, "Ok, so nobody knows the name even though we've all heard Benitora stroking and talking to the thing while he thinks we're sleeping."
Benitora exclaims, "What! You guys spy on me!"
Sasuke sighs and shakes his head, "Well you're so freakin loud it's kinda hard not to."
Benitora pouts, "Ok. Well, so...what's the name of it dammit! Was it Hokuyama? Or was it Hokimoki...Hokachaka...Hokurockshitta?
Yuya claps her hands, "Oh! That last one sounded really close. But I don't think that was the name."
Everyone turns quiet for a couple of minutes until Saizo yells, "My leg! It's being chewed on by a rabid squirrel!"
Megeria shouts, "Who the hell cares about your leg! We have a problem on our hands so shut up!"
Yukimora nods, "Yeah Saizo, be silent...and still."
Saizo starts to cry but nobody's listening as everyone turns back to their thoughts on...stuff.
Kyo: Yuya...Yuya's legs...Yuya's boobs...Yuya's- Kyoshiro STOP TAKING OVER MY MIND FUCKER!!!
Yukimora: I should go to that sake get together that Kotaro's having. Seems really fun! And there's ladies goin too! Woopie!
Yuya: Kyo...what are you thinking? No! I'm supposed to be in denial! Ok, I'm in denial. I'm in denial. I'm in denial. Oh Kyo! I love you!
Sasuke: I'm havin bird shit for dinner! Oh yeah! Bird shit stew. So good!
Saizo: SQIURREL!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN!!! NOOO!!!
Megeria: Man! If Saizo keeps squealing like the girly little fairy that he is I'm gonna Kick his F'in queery ASS!!!
Benitora: Sasuke better get me some sake! And fast! My tiny brain is getting fried! Wait! I remember the name! It's- "Hokurockshimon!" A/N: (Ok, I don't know how to spell the name of the thing. I'm just goin by what the damn thing sounds like ok)
Everyone stops walking and turns their heads in confusion. Benitora starts doing a victory dance, "The name is Hokurockshimon! I remember! Who rocks? I rock! Yeah baby yeah!"
Everyone stays silent and after a couple of minutes Benitora is finally quiet too...until another scream by Saizo interrupts the silence, "MY LEG IS GONE!!! NOOO!!!"
Kyo, angry at how his beautiful unnecessary silence was broken turns around and starts whacking Saizo with his Muramasa while yelling, "WE (whack) TOLD (smack) YOU (Drop kick) TO (Bitch slap) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU &%&$%$%#$##!"
Everybody stares at Kyo as he beats the shit out of an already dead Saizo. Yukimora walks over to Kyo (who's still kicking the lifeless body) and calmly places his hand on his shoulder. Kyo stops and looks at him in question. Yukimora shakes his head and sighs, "He's already dead Kyo. Just let the dead man lie in piece. Just let him go."
Kyo looks back at the dead body with a blank face and then turns to everybody and says, "Well everyone, what have we learned?"
Yuya gasps and answers, "We learned never to scream while you're leg is being chewed off by a squirrel."
Benitora nods his head in agreement while Megeria is just lookin at Sasuke now frying bird shit in a pan that he got from...no where.
Kyo sighs in exasperation, "No! We learned never to interrupt my unnecessary silence just because your leg is being devoured by some chipmunk."
"Uh, squirrel actually," Yukimora corrects.
Kyo shrugs, "Who cares. Now let's continue on our unimportant journey."
Benitora chooses now to speak up, "Well, isn't this journey to go and get your body?"
Kyo stops walking, looks back at Benitora, and then starts to cry uncharacteristically while Yukimora pats his back trying to sooth the poor soul.
The gang starts walking again and nobody hears or sees...or if they did then even cared about how a dead body fell from the sky and fell on Saizo making them both blow up...leaving no remains...somehow.
Two Hours Later...
"Sasuke! This bird shit stew is the best! What is in this stuff?"
Sasuke beams at Benitora and replies, "What else moron! Bird shit!"
Everybody goes silent...and then a dead body falls from the sky...and the gang...is still silent.
Yuki Haitani: What I tell ya! It's random as hell! I just wanted to update and make the story less depressing so here's what I did ppls. Well if ya liked it...review...and if you didn't...go screw a rock. R&R ppls!