A/n: Ok....so I took a break from fanfic writing....everyone needs a break ya know. And it wasn't even a complete break b/c I did a one-shot fanfic for Petshop of Horrors during my little break. I'm not allowed on the internet until my parents come home....I'm thinking that's a buncha bullshit! I mean why do they have to check up on me? They probably just don't want me on the fuckin internet for too long! Pfft! Whatever man. I was actually thinking about playin Resident evil X code: veronica, but with the fact that I had died 5 minutes after I turned on the game....I'm thinking forget this crap ya know. I'll just play Diablo 2 on my laptop.....but then that means that I'd have to install that shit on the computer so I said forget that too. Then I decided to watch Bruce almighty....and when that was over I was like...what do I do now? Then I walked into my brother's room and listened to these Inuyasha Cd's that my brother had borrowed from a friend...even though he doesn't let me in his room without his permission....he's gone for a week or 2 to visit some friends in Texas...so I can do whatever the hell I want in his room ...but then when I was done with all 5 Cd's I got bored again....so I sneaked on the internet to check my email...and I checked them....and then I played some solitaire....and then I decided to work on the fanfic. So now ya know what I do to avoid working on my fanfic. And b/c of the sad fact that the last 3 chapters have been short as hell...I'm gonna make this at least 10 pages so enjoy!
Chapter 4 Give me the passion
It was a merry day. It was a cheerful day. It was a shitty day with too much happiness for our characters. So that's why everyone was in such a bad mood. Yuya, being in denial for 3 days now has become emotionally bitchy. Benitora who's cheerful whenever the day is gloomy and there's no reason to be happy is pissed off because now there was a reason to be jolly. Yukimora was WAY too somber and he wanted sake soooooooo badly that he could just...he could just....he could.....do something. Saizo...was dead, as seen in last chapter. Sasuke was chewin on the bone of a dead rat...but he was still bored. And Kyo...was smoking while thinking dirty fantasies about Yuya.
Yup.
All was well...until a dead body fell from a tree without its head. Everyone stopped walking to take pleasure in actually seeing something not bright and good layin in the middle of the road. Yuya walks over to the decapitated corpse and kicks it with her right foot to see if it'll somehow come alive just by her rude kicking. When the body doesn't move she takes out a knife that appeared out of nowhere and starts cutting into the body. Everyone watches in morbid fascination. When she sticks her hand in the mans stomach and starts moving her hand in the body Kyo finally decides to ask what she was doing, "Yuya, just what the hell are you doing...wench?"
Yuya keeps moving her hand around inside the rotting body but answers anyway, "I'm checking for something."
Kyo raises an eyebrow in question, "Checking for what?"
Yuya sighs still searching, "What does it matter?"
Kyo snorts, "It's a dead body! What the hell could you be searching for inside of a dead body!"
Yuya stops and looks up at him with a blank face while saying, "Obviously you don't know anything about voodoo and cursing people."
Benitora chooses now to say something, "Uh...voodoo....and cursing? Miss Yuya how do you know such things?"
Yuya stands up with the dead person's intestines in her hand, blood dripping off her fingers but she stays calm and looks Benitora in the eye. She stays silent for a couple of seconds and then tilts her head to the side and smiles, "Benitora, I know a lot of things that a lot of people wouldn't know. Voodoo is past down from generation to generation in my family. It's uh...kinda like a family heirloom or something...or another. But yeah...I needed the intestines from a dead person to perform the ritual...curse...voodoo thingy."
Yukimora stands there trying to process this new bit of information and one thought comes to mind, "So...uh...what are we going to do about this dead body?"
Sasuke walks over to Yukimora and shrugs, "Let's burn it."
Everyone nods in agreement as Yuya takes a rock and starts grinding the intestines.
2 hours later...
Everyone is standing around the flaming and burning dead person while Yuya is running around the body and making Indian noises with her hand. Yuya slowly stops chanting and raises her arms to the sky. Suddenly there are thunder clouds and you hear the beating of drums in the far distance getting louder and louder as Yuya starts speaking to the sky, "Hear me oh great and mighty ancestors!"
Sasuke looks up from his boiling lizard and snake turd stew and snorts, "Mighty ancestors? Yeah, right!"
Yukimora smiles down at Sasuke, "Sasuke, let the pretty lady do her thing without any interruptions."
Sasuke shrugs and returns to his cooking. Yuya pouts and groans, "Oh no!"
Kyo looks annoyingly at her and asks, "What is it now," and then as an afterthought he adds, "Bitch!"
Yuya starts biting her fingernails and frowns as she cries to the sky, "I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY!!!"
Benitora falls to the ground, dumbfounded. And Yukimora and Sasuke watch the boiling lizard and snake turd stew as if they hadn't heard a thing. Saizo...was dead, as seen in last chapter. Kyo was...smoking again. Yuya starts crying and unexpectedly they hear a shout of, "Did I just hear somebody say they can't remember their lines?"
Everyone looks up to see a person wearing a jacked up cape landing about 2 feet from the group and onto a really gay hill that was SUPPOSED to look cool or something as his cape floats behind him to where there's a sunset....and...yeah. Yuya raises an eyebrow in question, "Uh...Megeria....what are you doing here?"
The man in the cape who was still standing on the hill....also know as Megeria snorts, "Don't you know that I ALWAYS come out of nowhere unexpectedly when something important and gay happens!"
Benitora nods while scratching his head, "Yeah...actually that's really true."
Yukimora and Sasuke finally look up and notice that he's there. Yukimora was the one to speak, "Say...why you do that anyway?"
Megeria gives him a blank look and stays silent for a couple of minutes before answering, "Hell if I know, the writers are the ones that make me do stuff."
Yuya just stands there in a thoughtful pose when what she wants to say finally comes to her, "So uh...why are you here?"
Megeria seems to know nothing of what she's talking about but a couple of minutes of more silence lets him remember and he says, "Oh yeah! Well, the writers told me to give you the script so you can say your lines."
Yuya stands there like a dummy until she finally walks over to him and takes the script and looks over her lines. Some more minutes pass by and she finally has her lines memorized so she gives Megeria the script back. Megeria gets ready to leave but Yuya stops him and asks, "Hey wait! Where are going?"
Megeria snorts for like the third time that day and sighs, "Don't you remember anything! I ALWAYS leave just as unexpectedly as I come!"
Yuya stays looking dumb for some time and then she nods and waves good bye as Megeria jumps off and somehow flies away with the ducks as he says, "Hey there my little winged friends! Have you come to join me in my quest to Camelot?"
Nobody has any idea what he just said so they go back to the scene. Yuya once again raises her arms to the sky and says, "Hear me oh great and mighty ancestors! I have a wish that I'd like to have granted! Please, give me the power to curse my enemy!"
A huge clap of thunder is heard and seen through the sky and a deep and majestic voice booms, "Who is thy enemy child?"
Yuya claps and jumps up and down in thankfulness as her little spell actually worked and she then regains her witch doctor act, "Thy enemy's name is Okuni!"
The booming voice stays in thoughtful silence for a while but soon answers, "I shall grant your wish."
Yuya jumps up and down in happiness. Everyone just looks to the sky in awe as heavenly divine white light parts the clouds and shines down upon them and suddenly everyone feel warm. The blissful feeling departs once another clap of thunder is heard and the sky clears up to show the sunset once again as they notice the burning body is nowhere to be found. Benitora starts looking around but to no avail so he just plops down on the ground beside Sasuke and Yukimora. Sasuke was once again cooking and Yukimora was staring at Kyo...lost in thought. Kyo was drinking sake. And Yuya was walking away off to god knows where. Yukimora finally spoke his thoughts, "Kyo...where did you get that sake?"
Kyo looks up startled as if just noticing that Yukimora was standing there less then 5 feet away, "What? Oh yeah, Megeria tossed me a jug of sake when he was leaving...so thoughtful of him (sniffle)!"
Yukimora frowns and growls, "That basterd, where's MY sake!"
Kyo raises an eyebrow at Yukimora's temper but decides not to question it and instead says, "Pfft, I don't know. Maybe he just doesn't like you (laugh)."
Yukimora gasps in bewilderment and says in an offended manner, "He doesn't like me! B-but why? Everyone's supposed to like me! I'm so good looking and I have a drunken personality that it's almost impossible not to like me!"
Benitora chuckles and adds in, "And you're powerful as hell! Whoa, man....you're like....a ladies man now that I remember how many chicks you're always around."
Sasuke sighs and says, "Man! You don't know the half of it. Whenever we stay at an inn he usually makes me sleep in the room beside his and shit! I always hear all these moans and screams of (high pitched voice....trying to sound like a chick) YUKIMORA!!!"
Benitora gasps, "Yukimora! Ya do that stuff while you know that Sasuke's in the next room!"
Yukimora looks at them as if insulted and says, "What! He was gonna hear it at some point of his life! Why not let him hear it now! And besides, he's already had sex before."
Benitora's eyes open up like they usually do when he's shocked and what not and he looks at Sasuke as if the answer would be written on him and asks, "Really! With who?" Sasuke cheeks turn slightly pink from embarrassment and looks away before yelling, "I'm not telling ya!"
Yukimora suddenly looks bored and goes to sit next to Kyo, but not before saying, "He had sex with Kotoro."
Kyo spits out his sake and starts coughing from the sake that had gone down the wrong pipe while saying between coughs, "You (cough) had sex (cough) with a guy! (Cough)"
Benitora smirks and messes with Sasuke's hair, "So the lil devil's a queer after all!"
Sasuke gets in defensive mode, "What do ya mean after all!!!"
Benitora shrugs and looks around, "I always knew something was wrong with ya."
Yukimora closes his eyes and sighs, "Sasuke, calm down. We all have our little secrets. Don't we Benitora?"
Sasuke glares at Benitora and asks, "Yeah Benitora what's your secret?"
Benitora's eyes open once again as he spits to the side as if to make him look manlier or something and then he answers with a girlish stutter, "W- well....uh...y-ya s-see....m-me and Y-Yukimora were uh...drunk a-and we ...uh...we...um...Yukimora?"
Yukimora looks up with a bored expression on his face and says, "We had sex."
Sasuke stays silent and Kyo spits out his sake once again only to be led into a coughing fit while saying his shocked comment, "You (cough) and....that moron (deep breathe) Benitora! What the hell! (Cough)You better be glad that (cough) you were drunk or there (cough) is NO way that I would (choke) let you stay near me. (Hack) But still, (gasp for air) drunk or not... (HUGE gulp of sake)BENITORA!!!"
Yukimora just stared at Kyo for what seemed like forever and slowly lifted his hand to Kyo's cheek to caress his skin lovingly. He lets out a little sigh and smiles, "Ya know Kyo...I always thought your eyes were beautiful."
Kyo yelps and pushes Yukimora away as he runs into the forest where Yuya went still hearing the laughs of the gay man that was once almost sitting in his lap and Benitora.
Somewhere in the forest....
Yuya walks back to camp now fresh and squeaky clean.
Wow! I'm so glad there was a hot spring near by. It really calmed my nerves! I feel so refreshed and ready for what tomorrow brings.
And it was then that our heroine would bump into somebody and fall back with a cry of surprise. But just when she thought she would feel the ground connecting with her ass she felt an arm slip around her waist and push her into a firm but smooth and warm surface. Yuya looks up into the eyes of the person that she was least expecting to see and gasps, "Kyo!"
She places her hands onto his chest and puts a little pressure into a small push as a silent plea for him to let her go. He just looked down at her as if seeing something that nobody else could ever see and pushed her against his chest once again. Yuya's eyes widened and she started putting more force into her push, trying to get away. Kyo's arms didn't tighten or loosen but they never let go. And soon he could feel a warm moist liquid seeping into his clothing right above his heart. He could feel Yuya shaking as she cried in his arms. And for some reason that displeased him and he tried to calm her as he whispered loving words such as, "Shh, it's ok. Don't cry. I don't like seeing you cry." And soon she calmed down and relaxed as she laid her head against his chest and sighed.
After a couple of minutes she asked what had been messing with her mind for the passed 3 days, "Hey, Kyo...why did you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Why did you...have sex with me and then just dismiss me as your servant?"
Kyo stays silent and for a moment Yuya thinks he's not going to answer but he does, "Why do you think I said that?"
Yuya looks up confused by Kyo's confusing question. She didn't know why it mattered what she thought. He doesn't care what she thinks...he never has. And now...well she just didn't know what was up with him. But she answers anyway, "I was thinking that you said that because you're an ass and you were just using me because you were horny and you felt like having a good fuck...and me being the only girl around..."
Yuya trails off not wanting to think about the pain anymore. She feels his hand cup her chin and gently tilt her head to look up into loving and guilty eyes. She gasps when she sees his eyes. Tears sprang into her eyes but she won't let them slide down her cheeks even if it killed her...
DAMN! I'm crying again! Why can't I ever just suck it up like a man...or um...a woman in my case and...no wait women usually always cry in these stupid and chick flick movie situations...whoa...too much to take in!
Suddenly she feels warm and moist lips upon hers and she couldn't help but kiss him back. She was pushed up against a tree and the hand that was once on the small of her back was now caressing her cheek. A gentle breeze was blowing making some of Yuya's golden locks brush against Kyo's face as if teasing him with how it gave him a tingly sensation running down his spine and earning a moan of pleasure from the demon. Kyo gently nipped Yuya's bottom lip making her gasp in surprise which was just what he wanted as he thrust his tongue into her mouth to taste her. And she melted into his arms as her knees began knocking together and she could no longer stand up. As soon as her tongue bravely went inside of Kyo's mouth only one thought came to mind when she tasted him.
The idiot's been drinking again! Where did he get the sake from? Hmm, I've got the upper hand on Okuni now! (Mind snicker)Hey! I wonder if the curse has taken effect on Okuni yet.
Somewhere far away...
Groans are heard and Okuni's head pops out from bush and she growls, "How the HELL did I just suddenly get diarrhea? Hmm, I was fine this morning. Oh god!"
And more groans are heard along with some sickening splattering sounds on the forest grass.
Back with Yuya and Kyo...
Kyo stopped the kiss and smiled lovingly down at her as he heard her whimper from the loss of his warm mouth. He took one step away from her and dropped his arms to his sides as he asked, "What is the truth Yuya? You need to look deeper."
And with that said Kyo left taking away his warmth...and his weirdness leaving Yuya...to wonder about his sanity.
What the hell did he mean by THAT? Oh god, he's starting to say pointless and meaningless shit AGAIN!
Back at the voodoo campsite...
"Sake is WHAT!"
Kyo looked at a shocked out of her mind Yuya as if he wasn't like that himself just 30 minutes ago, "Calm down Yuya."
Sasuke glares at Benitora for telling Yuya that he was gay and snickers as he fills her in on the other secret, "Oh, but Yuya...apparently when Benitora and Yukimora were alone and drunk they decided it'd be alright to have some fun and they had sex. (Grin)"
Benitora hits Sasuke over the head and pouts at Yuya, "We were drunk Yuya! It didn't mean anything!"
Yukimora blushes and bites his lip as he looks at Benitora in sadness.
Yuya catches Yukimora's look but decides that it would be best if she let them handle their problems on their own. Kyo then stands up and clears his throat as if to make a speech and asks, "Ok boys and girls, what have we learned about drinking?"
Sasuke and Benitora look at each other and stutter, "Well, uh don't....don't drink...it's a bad for you and um...stuff... (Looks off to some far away and non existent lands)"
Kyo frowns, "No! Drink all the time! All the good stuff happens when you're drunk! But if your names are Yukimora and Benitora...you better stay the HELL away from each other if you're drunk because ya never know if you're gonna reveal some inner secret inside of you while you are...like the fact that just MAYBE you're gay."
Everyone stays silent until Sasuke says, "Anybody want some lizard and snake turd stew?"
Yuki Haitani: Yay!!! Tis so good!!! Me so proud! And this chapter took 3 freakin days to type! I kept thinking of ways not to type this...I'm a lazy bum...so what. SO R&R!!!
Chapter 4 Give me the passion
It was a merry day. It was a cheerful day. It was a shitty day with too much happiness for our characters. So that's why everyone was in such a bad mood. Yuya, being in denial for 3 days now has become emotionally bitchy. Benitora who's cheerful whenever the day is gloomy and there's no reason to be happy is pissed off because now there was a reason to be jolly. Yukimora was WAY too somber and he wanted sake soooooooo badly that he could just...he could just....he could.....do something. Saizo...was dead, as seen in last chapter. Sasuke was chewin on the bone of a dead rat...but he was still bored. And Kyo...was smoking while thinking dirty fantasies about Yuya.
Yup.
All was well...until a dead body fell from a tree without its head. Everyone stopped walking to take pleasure in actually seeing something not bright and good layin in the middle of the road. Yuya walks over to the decapitated corpse and kicks it with her right foot to see if it'll somehow come alive just by her rude kicking. When the body doesn't move she takes out a knife that appeared out of nowhere and starts cutting into the body. Everyone watches in morbid fascination. When she sticks her hand in the mans stomach and starts moving her hand in the body Kyo finally decides to ask what she was doing, "Yuya, just what the hell are you doing...wench?"
Yuya keeps moving her hand around inside the rotting body but answers anyway, "I'm checking for something."
Kyo raises an eyebrow in question, "Checking for what?"
Yuya sighs still searching, "What does it matter?"
Kyo snorts, "It's a dead body! What the hell could you be searching for inside of a dead body!"
Yuya stops and looks up at him with a blank face while saying, "Obviously you don't know anything about voodoo and cursing people."
Benitora chooses now to say something, "Uh...voodoo....and cursing? Miss Yuya how do you know such things?"
Yuya stands up with the dead person's intestines in her hand, blood dripping off her fingers but she stays calm and looks Benitora in the eye. She stays silent for a couple of seconds and then tilts her head to the side and smiles, "Benitora, I know a lot of things that a lot of people wouldn't know. Voodoo is past down from generation to generation in my family. It's uh...kinda like a family heirloom or something...or another. But yeah...I needed the intestines from a dead person to perform the ritual...curse...voodoo thingy."
Yukimora stands there trying to process this new bit of information and one thought comes to mind, "So...uh...what are we going to do about this dead body?"
Sasuke walks over to Yukimora and shrugs, "Let's burn it."
Everyone nods in agreement as Yuya takes a rock and starts grinding the intestines.
2 hours later...
Everyone is standing around the flaming and burning dead person while Yuya is running around the body and making Indian noises with her hand. Yuya slowly stops chanting and raises her arms to the sky. Suddenly there are thunder clouds and you hear the beating of drums in the far distance getting louder and louder as Yuya starts speaking to the sky, "Hear me oh great and mighty ancestors!"
Sasuke looks up from his boiling lizard and snake turd stew and snorts, "Mighty ancestors? Yeah, right!"
Yukimora smiles down at Sasuke, "Sasuke, let the pretty lady do her thing without any interruptions."
Sasuke shrugs and returns to his cooking. Yuya pouts and groans, "Oh no!"
Kyo looks annoyingly at her and asks, "What is it now," and then as an afterthought he adds, "Bitch!"
Yuya starts biting her fingernails and frowns as she cries to the sky, "I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY!!!"
Benitora falls to the ground, dumbfounded. And Yukimora and Sasuke watch the boiling lizard and snake turd stew as if they hadn't heard a thing. Saizo...was dead, as seen in last chapter. Kyo was...smoking again. Yuya starts crying and unexpectedly they hear a shout of, "Did I just hear somebody say they can't remember their lines?"
Everyone looks up to see a person wearing a jacked up cape landing about 2 feet from the group and onto a really gay hill that was SUPPOSED to look cool or something as his cape floats behind him to where there's a sunset....and...yeah. Yuya raises an eyebrow in question, "Uh...Megeria....what are you doing here?"
The man in the cape who was still standing on the hill....also know as Megeria snorts, "Don't you know that I ALWAYS come out of nowhere unexpectedly when something important and gay happens!"
Benitora nods while scratching his head, "Yeah...actually that's really true."
Yukimora and Sasuke finally look up and notice that he's there. Yukimora was the one to speak, "Say...why you do that anyway?"
Megeria gives him a blank look and stays silent for a couple of minutes before answering, "Hell if I know, the writers are the ones that make me do stuff."
Yuya just stands there in a thoughtful pose when what she wants to say finally comes to her, "So uh...why are you here?"
Megeria seems to know nothing of what she's talking about but a couple of minutes of more silence lets him remember and he says, "Oh yeah! Well, the writers told me to give you the script so you can say your lines."
Yuya stands there like a dummy until she finally walks over to him and takes the script and looks over her lines. Some more minutes pass by and she finally has her lines memorized so she gives Megeria the script back. Megeria gets ready to leave but Yuya stops him and asks, "Hey wait! Where are going?"
Megeria snorts for like the third time that day and sighs, "Don't you remember anything! I ALWAYS leave just as unexpectedly as I come!"
Yuya stays looking dumb for some time and then she nods and waves good bye as Megeria jumps off and somehow flies away with the ducks as he says, "Hey there my little winged friends! Have you come to join me in my quest to Camelot?"
Nobody has any idea what he just said so they go back to the scene. Yuya once again raises her arms to the sky and says, "Hear me oh great and mighty ancestors! I have a wish that I'd like to have granted! Please, give me the power to curse my enemy!"
A huge clap of thunder is heard and seen through the sky and a deep and majestic voice booms, "Who is thy enemy child?"
Yuya claps and jumps up and down in thankfulness as her little spell actually worked and she then regains her witch doctor act, "Thy enemy's name is Okuni!"
The booming voice stays in thoughtful silence for a while but soon answers, "I shall grant your wish."
Yuya jumps up and down in happiness. Everyone just looks to the sky in awe as heavenly divine white light parts the clouds and shines down upon them and suddenly everyone feel warm. The blissful feeling departs once another clap of thunder is heard and the sky clears up to show the sunset once again as they notice the burning body is nowhere to be found. Benitora starts looking around but to no avail so he just plops down on the ground beside Sasuke and Yukimora. Sasuke was once again cooking and Yukimora was staring at Kyo...lost in thought. Kyo was drinking sake. And Yuya was walking away off to god knows where. Yukimora finally spoke his thoughts, "Kyo...where did you get that sake?"
Kyo looks up startled as if just noticing that Yukimora was standing there less then 5 feet away, "What? Oh yeah, Megeria tossed me a jug of sake when he was leaving...so thoughtful of him (sniffle)!"
Yukimora frowns and growls, "That basterd, where's MY sake!"
Kyo raises an eyebrow at Yukimora's temper but decides not to question it and instead says, "Pfft, I don't know. Maybe he just doesn't like you (laugh)."
Yukimora gasps in bewilderment and says in an offended manner, "He doesn't like me! B-but why? Everyone's supposed to like me! I'm so good looking and I have a drunken personality that it's almost impossible not to like me!"
Benitora chuckles and adds in, "And you're powerful as hell! Whoa, man....you're like....a ladies man now that I remember how many chicks you're always around."
Sasuke sighs and says, "Man! You don't know the half of it. Whenever we stay at an inn he usually makes me sleep in the room beside his and shit! I always hear all these moans and screams of (high pitched voice....trying to sound like a chick) YUKIMORA!!!"
Benitora gasps, "Yukimora! Ya do that stuff while you know that Sasuke's in the next room!"
Yukimora looks at them as if insulted and says, "What! He was gonna hear it at some point of his life! Why not let him hear it now! And besides, he's already had sex before."
Benitora's eyes open up like they usually do when he's shocked and what not and he looks at Sasuke as if the answer would be written on him and asks, "Really! With who?" Sasuke cheeks turn slightly pink from embarrassment and looks away before yelling, "I'm not telling ya!"
Yukimora suddenly looks bored and goes to sit next to Kyo, but not before saying, "He had sex with Kotoro."
Kyo spits out his sake and starts coughing from the sake that had gone down the wrong pipe while saying between coughs, "You (cough) had sex (cough) with a guy! (Cough)"
Benitora smirks and messes with Sasuke's hair, "So the lil devil's a queer after all!"
Sasuke gets in defensive mode, "What do ya mean after all!!!"
Benitora shrugs and looks around, "I always knew something was wrong with ya."
Yukimora closes his eyes and sighs, "Sasuke, calm down. We all have our little secrets. Don't we Benitora?"
Sasuke glares at Benitora and asks, "Yeah Benitora what's your secret?"
Benitora's eyes open once again as he spits to the side as if to make him look manlier or something and then he answers with a girlish stutter, "W- well....uh...y-ya s-see....m-me and Y-Yukimora were uh...drunk a-and we ...uh...we...um...Yukimora?"
Yukimora looks up with a bored expression on his face and says, "We had sex."
Sasuke stays silent and Kyo spits out his sake once again only to be led into a coughing fit while saying his shocked comment, "You (cough) and....that moron (deep breathe) Benitora! What the hell! (Cough)You better be glad that (cough) you were drunk or there (cough) is NO way that I would (choke) let you stay near me. (Hack) But still, (gasp for air) drunk or not... (HUGE gulp of sake)BENITORA!!!"
Yukimora just stared at Kyo for what seemed like forever and slowly lifted his hand to Kyo's cheek to caress his skin lovingly. He lets out a little sigh and smiles, "Ya know Kyo...I always thought your eyes were beautiful."
Kyo yelps and pushes Yukimora away as he runs into the forest where Yuya went still hearing the laughs of the gay man that was once almost sitting in his lap and Benitora.
Somewhere in the forest....
Yuya walks back to camp now fresh and squeaky clean.
Wow! I'm so glad there was a hot spring near by. It really calmed my nerves! I feel so refreshed and ready for what tomorrow brings.
And it was then that our heroine would bump into somebody and fall back with a cry of surprise. But just when she thought she would feel the ground connecting with her ass she felt an arm slip around her waist and push her into a firm but smooth and warm surface. Yuya looks up into the eyes of the person that she was least expecting to see and gasps, "Kyo!"
She places her hands onto his chest and puts a little pressure into a small push as a silent plea for him to let her go. He just looked down at her as if seeing something that nobody else could ever see and pushed her against his chest once again. Yuya's eyes widened and she started putting more force into her push, trying to get away. Kyo's arms didn't tighten or loosen but they never let go. And soon he could feel a warm moist liquid seeping into his clothing right above his heart. He could feel Yuya shaking as she cried in his arms. And for some reason that displeased him and he tried to calm her as he whispered loving words such as, "Shh, it's ok. Don't cry. I don't like seeing you cry." And soon she calmed down and relaxed as she laid her head against his chest and sighed.
After a couple of minutes she asked what had been messing with her mind for the passed 3 days, "Hey, Kyo...why did you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Why did you...have sex with me and then just dismiss me as your servant?"
Kyo stays silent and for a moment Yuya thinks he's not going to answer but he does, "Why do you think I said that?"
Yuya looks up confused by Kyo's confusing question. She didn't know why it mattered what she thought. He doesn't care what she thinks...he never has. And now...well she just didn't know what was up with him. But she answers anyway, "I was thinking that you said that because you're an ass and you were just using me because you were horny and you felt like having a good fuck...and me being the only girl around..."
Yuya trails off not wanting to think about the pain anymore. She feels his hand cup her chin and gently tilt her head to look up into loving and guilty eyes. She gasps when she sees his eyes. Tears sprang into her eyes but she won't let them slide down her cheeks even if it killed her...
DAMN! I'm crying again! Why can't I ever just suck it up like a man...or um...a woman in my case and...no wait women usually always cry in these stupid and chick flick movie situations...whoa...too much to take in!
Suddenly she feels warm and moist lips upon hers and she couldn't help but kiss him back. She was pushed up against a tree and the hand that was once on the small of her back was now caressing her cheek. A gentle breeze was blowing making some of Yuya's golden locks brush against Kyo's face as if teasing him with how it gave him a tingly sensation running down his spine and earning a moan of pleasure from the demon. Kyo gently nipped Yuya's bottom lip making her gasp in surprise which was just what he wanted as he thrust his tongue into her mouth to taste her. And she melted into his arms as her knees began knocking together and she could no longer stand up. As soon as her tongue bravely went inside of Kyo's mouth only one thought came to mind when she tasted him.
The idiot's been drinking again! Where did he get the sake from? Hmm, I've got the upper hand on Okuni now! (Mind snicker)Hey! I wonder if the curse has taken effect on Okuni yet.
Somewhere far away...
Groans are heard and Okuni's head pops out from bush and she growls, "How the HELL did I just suddenly get diarrhea? Hmm, I was fine this morning. Oh god!"
And more groans are heard along with some sickening splattering sounds on the forest grass.
Back with Yuya and Kyo...
Kyo stopped the kiss and smiled lovingly down at her as he heard her whimper from the loss of his warm mouth. He took one step away from her and dropped his arms to his sides as he asked, "What is the truth Yuya? You need to look deeper."
And with that said Kyo left taking away his warmth...and his weirdness leaving Yuya...to wonder about his sanity.
What the hell did he mean by THAT? Oh god, he's starting to say pointless and meaningless shit AGAIN!
Back at the voodoo campsite...
"Sake is WHAT!"
Kyo looked at a shocked out of her mind Yuya as if he wasn't like that himself just 30 minutes ago, "Calm down Yuya."
Sasuke glares at Benitora for telling Yuya that he was gay and snickers as he fills her in on the other secret, "Oh, but Yuya...apparently when Benitora and Yukimora were alone and drunk they decided it'd be alright to have some fun and they had sex. (Grin)"
Benitora hits Sasuke over the head and pouts at Yuya, "We were drunk Yuya! It didn't mean anything!"
Yukimora blushes and bites his lip as he looks at Benitora in sadness.
Yuya catches Yukimora's look but decides that it would be best if she let them handle their problems on their own. Kyo then stands up and clears his throat as if to make a speech and asks, "Ok boys and girls, what have we learned about drinking?"
Sasuke and Benitora look at each other and stutter, "Well, uh don't....don't drink...it's a bad for you and um...stuff... (Looks off to some far away and non existent lands)"
Kyo frowns, "No! Drink all the time! All the good stuff happens when you're drunk! But if your names are Yukimora and Benitora...you better stay the HELL away from each other if you're drunk because ya never know if you're gonna reveal some inner secret inside of you while you are...like the fact that just MAYBE you're gay."
Everyone stays silent until Sasuke says, "Anybody want some lizard and snake turd stew?"
Yuki Haitani: Yay!!! Tis so good!!! Me so proud! And this chapter took 3 freakin days to type! I kept thinking of ways not to type this...I'm a lazy bum...so what. SO R&R!!!