A/N: I uh......kinda wanted to apologize for how crappy the past couple of chapters have been. This was actually supposed to be a serious fic......for the first chapter only though....but then....when I actually thought about it....every serious fic that I've ever done.....which is like....only 3 counting this one has always turned out humorous. And I'm not talking about my one- shots b/c those are easy to do while keeping everything serious. But when I think about it.....I need to have humor in my life.....so it's hard for me to do angst, depressing fics. But um.....so for those of you who...like serious fics....I'm starting a new fic called "Running Away" It will NOT be Inuyasha like most of my fics are....as a matter of fact.....I think I'll make it something for Samurai Deeper Kyo laughing evilly It will actually be in the future time....maybe with a high school setting....maybe something else....which is hard to do with Kyo acting like an ass-erm I mean adult. sigh But somehow I'll make it work to make up for all the fics that I've ruined with my lazy writing. Though of course for those of you who like fics like this one....I'll leave this fic for just plain old jacked up bullshit writing. And well...also...this fic will end in 3 or maybe even 4 more chapters. It'll probably have a happy ending.....or will it? Hmm.....so many possibilities! And just so you guys know, this chapter is almost COMPLETELY pointless but hey! At least I updated! Oh and um.....for all you ppl who have stayed with me as I've written these screwed up chapters, thank you all! bows Lil Inuyasha, Yuya, Cesia Illuser, and my best bud Naroki, thank you.
Chapter 5 Burn baby burn!
"Kyo! Where are we going?"
Yuya the bounty hunter was hurt....and depressed....and disgusted....and hungry. But then...so am I. The group hasn't eaten since yesterday because Kyo said they didn't have time to waste just to stop for food. But Yuya knew. Oh yes, she knew. Kyo was starving. Plus....she's been feeling really....frisky...and Kyo was being a bitch so she couldn't satisfy her....lustful desires. But because she was even having such desires she was disgusted with herself. And also because Kyo said they couldn't stop walking she couldn't take a bath...and she sprained her ankle when she tried to run away from Kyo to take said bath. So she was taking a ride on Kyo's back until she felt better....aint that sweet. Awww.
"Shut up! I'm tired of you asking stupid questions! If you want a bath so much then we'll find a hot spring...," Kyo growled too tired and hungry to give a complete answer.
But Yuya...nope, she wasn't tired one bit. So she asks, "When?"
Kyo's mind was starting to fry, "Wha?"
Yuya sighs, "I said, when?"
Kyo frowns confused, "When what?"
Yuya starts playing with his hair, "When will I get a bath?"
Kyo swats Yuya's hand away and says, "I don't know. Someday.....out there...."
Yuya's jaw drops and she feels the need to puke, "Someday! What do ya mean someday?"
Kyo feels like he's about to fall asleep and he's tired from caring Yuya around for almost a whole day (Whoa, pretty strong!), "Like I said...someday..."
Yuya decided that she didn't feel like talking anymore so she stayed quiet....but Yukimora thought silence was gay and said something, "Hey! Look over there! It's an inn! Maybe we should go and stay there for tonight!"
Sasuke, Yuya and Benitora cheer up and agree. Kyo just starts walking over to the inn. And Saizo....is dead, as seen in chapter 3. As soon as they pay for their night at the inn and walk into one of the rooms Kyo drops Yuya on the floor earning a yelp of pain and surprise plus a death glare from the offended girl.
Kyo turns on her suddenly drops to his knees on the floor next to her, pulls her into a tight embrace and growls in her ear, "Shut. UP!"
Yuya shivers uncontrollably from the tickling sensation of Kyo's breath on her ear and neck but she manages to glare at his annoyed yet amused face when he pulls away from her.
Whoa...totally unexpected and pointless at the SAME TIME!!!
Yukimora comes out of nowhere, "Whoa did I....interrupt something?"
Yuya like any normal anime chick needs to make a big deal and jump back as is something was actually happening and Kyo just looks all bored and stuff.
Yuya starts getting in nervous mode, "Uh...well uh ....."
Kyo starts smoking and says, "No, you didn't interrupt anything."
Yukimora sees the wild and dazed look in Yuya's eyes but like Yuya he decided that it would be best if they handled their problems on their own and replies, "Ok, well, the owner of the inn said he's having a party."
Kyo looks a little interested, "Oh, well then I'll be joining it. Of course there's sake involved right?"
Yukimora nodded and looked at Yuya in a scary....but with a hint of amusement kind of way, "I'd like to speak with you Yuya....if it's all right..."
Yuya nodded and Kyo walked out of the room but not without throwing Yuya a smile leaving Yuya to...once again ponder over his sanity.
Once Kyo leaves the room Yukimora closes the door and turns around with a grin on his face, "So....miss Yuya....you love Kyo right?"
Yuya does another one of those anime girl stunts and blushes, sigh nothing new there, "Wh-what do you mean?"
Yukimora sighs exasperatingly, "Oh please! EVERYONE knows you 2 have something going on! We all know you had sex with Kyo!"
Yuya gasps and then she turns silent.....but then she does what anime chicks don't normally do.....she shrugs and grins, "Yeah, you're right! I did have sex with Kyo....but um.....about anything going on....I'm not too sure..."
Yukimora walks over and sits down next to Yuya while gesturing for her to sit in his lap, "Oh...what do you mean?"
Yuya hesitates....but Yukimora is...laughs just too much to resist....so....she sits in his lap making Yukimora giggle and start playing with her hair....weirdo, "Well um...Yukimora ya see....remember when we came back and Kyo said that he didn't love me....and he sure as hell doesn't act like it either so.....but then just 2 days ago he kissed me and asked me what the truth was and that I need to look deeper....he's REALLY starting to freak me out! Do you think he....he's....um....going through his little problem again?"
Yukimora nods and frowns, "Yes well.....he might be....I mean....it sure sound like his little problem but um....who knows? I mean when it comes to Kyo...ya just...never know...."
They sit in silence for a while until Yuya smiles and says, "Hey Yukimora....tell me...do you love Benitora?"
Yukimora's eyes go wide and his jaw drops while he stutters an answer, "W- well I um....I....sighs and looks away um...."
Yuya nods in understanding, "It's ok, and I know you do. The way you look at him...it's in your eyes..."
Yukimora looks up in confusion, "In my eyes? What do mean?"
Yuya looks confused herself and then shrugs, "Yeah well.....I don't know...I heard that saying somewhere....I thought it would sound great in a situation like this so....ya know..."
Yukimora nods, "Yeah it does sound pretty good in this situation....but um....was it THAT obvious that I liked him?"
Yuya shakes her head, "Well....only to a trained eye....women just know these things."
Yukimora smiles too, "Oh, I see...well....we better go and join the...."
Yuya wrinkles her nose, "What's that smell?"
Yukimora looks thoughtful for a couple of seconds, "It...smells like something's burning..."
They look at each other for a few minutes before running out the door.
IN THE PARTY ROOM.....
Benitora screams, "HOLY SHIT!!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!"
Kyo smacks Benitora upside the head, "Shut up! Where's my Muramasa?"
Benitora starts laughing, "Oh-ho! Ya lost your sword!"
Kyo growls making Benitora shut up and he looks around the burning room until he spots his sword and he runs over to it to embrace his lovely possession.
Sasuke had run out long ago and Saizo....is dead, as seen in the 3rd chapter. This is when Yuya and Yukimora run in and see that the room was in flames so they grab Kyo and a dancing Benitora.
10 minutes later....
Everyone stood outside the now burned down inn in silence....when Yuya asks, "Um...what happened?"
Benitora shrugs and Kyo just looks around as if he hadn't heard anything.
Sasuke glares at Benitora and Kyo while answering, "These too were drinking too much and Benitora stated lighting candles while Kyo would knock them down trying to burn Benitora."
Yuya raises an eyebrow but other then that...everyone's silent.....
Kyo chooses now to say something, "Ok kiddies what have we learned today?"
Yukimora grins, "Never play with fire!"
Kyo closes his eyes for a few second then opens them and shouts, "WRONG ANSWER!"
Sasuke raises his hand, "If you're drinking alcohol never play with candles?" Kyo shouts, "WRONG AGAIN!"
Benitora jumps up and down shouting, "I know the answer! It's.....if you're drunk you should play with fire all the time!"
Kyo shrugs, "Well....you got half right. We learned that if your names are Kyo and Benitora and you're drunk fire is the way to go!"
Yuya claps her hands, "I KNEW that was the answer!"
Kyo looks bored, "Well if you knew the answer....then why didn't you say anything?"
Yuya shrugs, "Um...I don't know?"
Kyo frowns, "Exactly! Ya didn't know the answer."
Sasuke cuts in, "Hey.....guys....should I start making the fried deer eyes and frog guts?"
Yuki Haitani: Yeah...sorry that this chapter wasn't as good as any of my other ones but.....I was in a depressed fic writing mood so sorry ppls. But please, R&R!
Chapter 5 Burn baby burn!
"Kyo! Where are we going?"
Yuya the bounty hunter was hurt....and depressed....and disgusted....and hungry. But then...so am I. The group hasn't eaten since yesterday because Kyo said they didn't have time to waste just to stop for food. But Yuya knew. Oh yes, she knew. Kyo was starving. Plus....she's been feeling really....frisky...and Kyo was being a bitch so she couldn't satisfy her....lustful desires. But because she was even having such desires she was disgusted with herself. And also because Kyo said they couldn't stop walking she couldn't take a bath...and she sprained her ankle when she tried to run away from Kyo to take said bath. So she was taking a ride on Kyo's back until she felt better....aint that sweet. Awww.
"Shut up! I'm tired of you asking stupid questions! If you want a bath so much then we'll find a hot spring...," Kyo growled too tired and hungry to give a complete answer.
But Yuya...nope, she wasn't tired one bit. So she asks, "When?"
Kyo's mind was starting to fry, "Wha?"
Yuya sighs, "I said, when?"
Kyo frowns confused, "When what?"
Yuya starts playing with his hair, "When will I get a bath?"
Kyo swats Yuya's hand away and says, "I don't know. Someday.....out there...."
Yuya's jaw drops and she feels the need to puke, "Someday! What do ya mean someday?"
Kyo feels like he's about to fall asleep and he's tired from caring Yuya around for almost a whole day (Whoa, pretty strong!), "Like I said...someday..."
Yuya decided that she didn't feel like talking anymore so she stayed quiet....but Yukimora thought silence was gay and said something, "Hey! Look over there! It's an inn! Maybe we should go and stay there for tonight!"
Sasuke, Yuya and Benitora cheer up and agree. Kyo just starts walking over to the inn. And Saizo....is dead, as seen in chapter 3. As soon as they pay for their night at the inn and walk into one of the rooms Kyo drops Yuya on the floor earning a yelp of pain and surprise plus a death glare from the offended girl.
Kyo turns on her suddenly drops to his knees on the floor next to her, pulls her into a tight embrace and growls in her ear, "Shut. UP!"
Yuya shivers uncontrollably from the tickling sensation of Kyo's breath on her ear and neck but she manages to glare at his annoyed yet amused face when he pulls away from her.
Whoa...totally unexpected and pointless at the SAME TIME!!!
Yukimora comes out of nowhere, "Whoa did I....interrupt something?"
Yuya like any normal anime chick needs to make a big deal and jump back as is something was actually happening and Kyo just looks all bored and stuff.
Yuya starts getting in nervous mode, "Uh...well uh ....."
Kyo starts smoking and says, "No, you didn't interrupt anything."
Yukimora sees the wild and dazed look in Yuya's eyes but like Yuya he decided that it would be best if they handled their problems on their own and replies, "Ok, well, the owner of the inn said he's having a party."
Kyo looks a little interested, "Oh, well then I'll be joining it. Of course there's sake involved right?"
Yukimora nodded and looked at Yuya in a scary....but with a hint of amusement kind of way, "I'd like to speak with you Yuya....if it's all right..."
Yuya nodded and Kyo walked out of the room but not without throwing Yuya a smile leaving Yuya to...once again ponder over his sanity.
Once Kyo leaves the room Yukimora closes the door and turns around with a grin on his face, "So....miss Yuya....you love Kyo right?"
Yuya does another one of those anime girl stunts and blushes, sigh nothing new there, "Wh-what do you mean?"
Yukimora sighs exasperatingly, "Oh please! EVERYONE knows you 2 have something going on! We all know you had sex with Kyo!"
Yuya gasps and then she turns silent.....but then she does what anime chicks don't normally do.....she shrugs and grins, "Yeah, you're right! I did have sex with Kyo....but um.....about anything going on....I'm not too sure..."
Yukimora walks over and sits down next to Yuya while gesturing for her to sit in his lap, "Oh...what do you mean?"
Yuya hesitates....but Yukimora is...laughs just too much to resist....so....she sits in his lap making Yukimora giggle and start playing with her hair....weirdo, "Well um...Yukimora ya see....remember when we came back and Kyo said that he didn't love me....and he sure as hell doesn't act like it either so.....but then just 2 days ago he kissed me and asked me what the truth was and that I need to look deeper....he's REALLY starting to freak me out! Do you think he....he's....um....going through his little problem again?"
Yukimora nods and frowns, "Yes well.....he might be....I mean....it sure sound like his little problem but um....who knows? I mean when it comes to Kyo...ya just...never know...."
They sit in silence for a while until Yuya smiles and says, "Hey Yukimora....tell me...do you love Benitora?"
Yukimora's eyes go wide and his jaw drops while he stutters an answer, "W- well I um....I....sighs and looks away um...."
Yuya nods in understanding, "It's ok, and I know you do. The way you look at him...it's in your eyes..."
Yukimora looks up in confusion, "In my eyes? What do mean?"
Yuya looks confused herself and then shrugs, "Yeah well.....I don't know...I heard that saying somewhere....I thought it would sound great in a situation like this so....ya know..."
Yukimora nods, "Yeah it does sound pretty good in this situation....but um....was it THAT obvious that I liked him?"
Yuya shakes her head, "Well....only to a trained eye....women just know these things."
Yukimora smiles too, "Oh, I see...well....we better go and join the...."
Yuya wrinkles her nose, "What's that smell?"
Yukimora looks thoughtful for a couple of seconds, "It...smells like something's burning..."
They look at each other for a few minutes before running out the door.
IN THE PARTY ROOM.....
Benitora screams, "HOLY SHIT!!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!"
Kyo smacks Benitora upside the head, "Shut up! Where's my Muramasa?"
Benitora starts laughing, "Oh-ho! Ya lost your sword!"
Kyo growls making Benitora shut up and he looks around the burning room until he spots his sword and he runs over to it to embrace his lovely possession.
Sasuke had run out long ago and Saizo....is dead, as seen in the 3rd chapter. This is when Yuya and Yukimora run in and see that the room was in flames so they grab Kyo and a dancing Benitora.
10 minutes later....
Everyone stood outside the now burned down inn in silence....when Yuya asks, "Um...what happened?"
Benitora shrugs and Kyo just looks around as if he hadn't heard anything.
Sasuke glares at Benitora and Kyo while answering, "These too were drinking too much and Benitora stated lighting candles while Kyo would knock them down trying to burn Benitora."
Yuya raises an eyebrow but other then that...everyone's silent.....
Kyo chooses now to say something, "Ok kiddies what have we learned today?"
Yukimora grins, "Never play with fire!"
Kyo closes his eyes for a few second then opens them and shouts, "WRONG ANSWER!"
Sasuke raises his hand, "If you're drinking alcohol never play with candles?" Kyo shouts, "WRONG AGAIN!"
Benitora jumps up and down shouting, "I know the answer! It's.....if you're drunk you should play with fire all the time!"
Kyo shrugs, "Well....you got half right. We learned that if your names are Kyo and Benitora and you're drunk fire is the way to go!"
Yuya claps her hands, "I KNEW that was the answer!"
Kyo looks bored, "Well if you knew the answer....then why didn't you say anything?"
Yuya shrugs, "Um...I don't know?"
Kyo frowns, "Exactly! Ya didn't know the answer."
Sasuke cuts in, "Hey.....guys....should I start making the fried deer eyes and frog guts?"
Yuki Haitani: Yeah...sorry that this chapter wasn't as good as any of my other ones but.....I was in a depressed fic writing mood so sorry ppls. But please, R&R!