A/n: sigh geez I've been sighing a lot. But uh...hey guys, sorry about making you ppl wait so f'in long for this chapter......ok I'm actually not that sorry. I mean I have school ok....and chores....and family bonding to do since I lost some of that special family stuffs b/c I've been sucha bitch to them for months and I'm just now trying to make up for my disrespectful, lonerish, and sarcastic rude behavior that they've had to put up with for about a year. So no, I'm not really sorry b/c I have a life that's for now been more important then So now that we have all this crap settled and I might have scared off some readers with how I sound so cruel and selfish right now, let's begin this chapter.....which is another pointless piece of work....with only a HINT of importance stuck in here......somewhere....

Chapter... (Damn, what chapter was this again? frustration building up uh...let's try this again shall we)

Chapter 6 I like my Lobster fried

"Dammit, Kyo! We're lost, aren't we!?"

"Shut UP bitch! I KNOW where we're going so stop yelling in my ear would you!"

"I can yell in your ear as long as I want ASSHOLE!"

"Hah! We'll see about that..."

And without any warning Kyo drops Yuya on the ground, who was, until now having a nice piggy back ride, spits on her, and then starts walking away. All coherent thought was lost. The flames of woman PMSing fury were instantly taking away all human thoughts leaving only a dangerous blonde killer who seeks for revenge on anyone even if it's just some old granny crossing the street with a walker and grand kid eating a lolli pop. Poor poor souls in that case. All life was gonna end and all deaths were to be made out as a simple accident because if you blamed somebody as insane as Yuya was right now you're asking for a screw driver and a fishing pole jacked up inside your butt. Now even though I seriously don't know how that feels I can sure as hell imagine that crap and it's WRONG.

With the speed of a tiger and the crazy spirit of a rabid monkey Yuya jumped up, ran full speed ahead intent on catching her pray while he had no idea of the world of pain he was about to be in, and tackle Kyo with his back turned. Her results: caught, dropped, and tore up without any meat left on his bones. There was blood flying through the air. There were torn clothes thrown all over the forest. Survivors equaled: none.

Yuya moved with crimson red vision and after she was done with her actual prey she turned around swearing that whatever moved an inch within a 5 mile radius she would screw them senseless...literally. It's strange how blind anger could lead to blind lust and getting horny.

All occupants of that forest and even forest around them seemed to get some warning mental message, not unlike that of a flare being shot up in the air and decided....they should get the HELL outta Japan because this chick is now doing a remake of Battousai the man slayer. And chances are that if the real Battousai were to go up against this blood thirsty freak the victor would be Yuya. Women are just twice as good as men when it came to having no brain while going through a hell rage.

So when Yukimura and the others saw her stuffing her face in the mutilated body of the once almighty and powerful Demon eyes Kyo they figured 'Hey! Why don't we just run around in circles screaming Bloody murder while she gives a friendly game of cat and her little mice!'

And so it had come to pass that the group all found themselves in the same gloriously screwed up prime time of their life having been ended thanks to the drunken imagination of this wonderful author who is indeed feeling very drunk. Though I'll leave that little bit of information alone until the next chapter's author's note. Shall we say crazy as a chicken laying a fried egg because of overdosing on Tylenol, never mind on how a chicken even got the Tylenol and decided that downing a couple of bottles of the stuff would most likely end it's miserable life. But past the chicken and its suicide attempts, the group was as dead as a roasted lobster. Fried? Boiled alive? Whichever is your preferred ending of a lobster of should I say the group's life is only your decision. But is this the end of the story for our heroes? Most likely no on account of I just said that there would be another chapter. I mean, we still need to find out the other character's feelings and emotions on this. What was our Russian accented friend Megeria thinking about all of this? Where was Okuni when her....somewhat friends were being screwed to death by an insane rage driven Yuya? Why did I make all the characters die when Yuya and Kyo still haven't gathered their courage to tell each other that they loved the other one? Well stay tuned and you'll find out in the next exciting update of this fic. Review ppl!!!