A/N: We're back! And now for our special and pointless-to-the-plot Arwen and Elrond chapter, with a bit of Aragorn thrown in on the side! Oh, yeah! Party! Ok, you asked and I gave! This is the second to the last chapter, the last being the next, and the THE REVERSE OF THE KING!!! sha!

Boromir: Aragorn

Frodo Gimli

Gandalf Pippin

Gimli Sam

Legolas Frodo

Merry Merry

Pippin Legolas

Sam Gandalf

Denethor Eowyn

Eomer Denethor

Eowyn Theoden

Theoden Eomer

Gollum Gollum

Chapter Eleven: Adventures With Elrond, Arwen, and Aragorn in 'De Islands'.

"So, Ada, what do you want to do?" Arwen asks Elrond, sighing.

"Maybe its time to have a serious discussion about your life, Arwen. I mean, you're a young woman now." Elrond says, pacing the room.

"But, Ada, I'm 16!"

"Arwen, you and I know you're almost 3,000! Come on, dear, you're just about hiting maturity!"

"I thought I was mature!" Arwen screams.

"Yes, dear you are, but please! Now, this Aragorn, what do you see in him?"

"That he's super cute and dreamy and hot..." Arwen whispers.

"Arwen! Be for real!"

"I am for real, ADA!" Arwen yells.

"CALM DOWN!!" Elrond screams.

"Why're you yelling? Don't yell!" Arwen says.

"Ok! Anyway, just go over the sea and leave us all in peace!" Elrond yells.

"What?"

"GO TO YOUR ROOM!!"

"I DON'T HAVE ONE!!"

"THEN GO OVER THE SEA!!!"

"Hey, mon, what's wit all de yellin? We gotta be peaceful, mon!" Aragorn interjects.

"Aragorn? I mean, Boromir? You were dead!!" Arwen says.

"He's Boromir?"

"Yep, Ada, remember your little 'game'?"

"Oh, the memories of that night are flooding back to me!" Elrond says.

"Wasn't that when you got drunk?" Arwen asks.

"ARWEN!"

"Sorry, Ada." Arwen appologizes.

"So, mon, what are you doin today? It is a beautiful day in de Islands! Come wit me, mon, and we'll party!" Aragorn says.

"Ada, can we go?" Arwen asks.

"Well, as long as we're back before 10, you know Auntie Galadriel gets SO MAD whenever we're out past 10..."

"Auntie Galadriel? I thought she was your mother-in-law!" Aragorn asks.

"Eh, whatever, it's all the same."

"IS NOT, ADA!!" Arwen yells.

"Now, Arwen, is that any way to behave?"

"Er..."

"Just as I thought."

"Come on, mon, de party be over before we get der!" Aragorn says.

"Ada, Boromir is bugging me!" Arwen pouts.

"Oh, shut up, you're such a flake!"

"ADA!"

"Sorry, Arwen, dear, but I had to say it."

"Well!"

"Anyway, Aragorn, er, Boromir, how do we get to 'de Islands'?"

"You follow me, mon, and we get der!!!"

So the three jump into a time warp and into 'De Islands', where other Dead People are having a beach party.

"Hey! It's Gil-galad! Hey, Gil!" Elrond says.

"Dude! Ada, is that your freshman buddy Elendil?"

"I have a strange feeling that Isildur is lurking around..."

"Ada! It's Celebrimbor!" (I really don't care if he died or not, he just is now!!)

"Hey! Look, it's Balin! Balin?"

"What? Ada, how'd a DWARF get in here?"

"Well, how'd Isildur get in here??"

"I think this is a scam, Ada!"

"I don't think this is Elf Paradise!!"

"No, mon, it's de Dead Island! No one livin except you two mon."

"Aaaaaaaaa!" Elrond screams.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Arwen shrieks.

"I wanna go hoooooome!" Elrond wails.

"It's creepy here!!!" Arwen yells. "Boromir! How COULD you drag us here??"

"Well, mon, you said you wanted to come, mon!" Aragorn says.

"Well, we're leaving!" Elrond says, jumping back through the time warp thing.

"What?" Aragorn asks.

"Well!" Arwen says, stepping through the time portal.

A/N: Yeah, it was weird, and crazy, but STILL! It was good. I think. Anyway, we've got one last sum-it-all-up chapter and then we're into the Tri part of the 4-part story. Yeah. Something like that. Review, mon cheries!!! Or something French like that. I guess.