A/n: Umm...ok first, I'd like to say I'm sorry. I'm really and truly sorry. Damn! I made you guys wait 2 freakin months for an update and when I finally do update I write nothing but a piece of shitty work. I could've done better. But ya see, like I told you in the last chapter I was feeling sorta drunk....a better word for that could also be drugged or hyper, whichever seems the better choice to you, I really don't care. But the point is I was hyper...and when I'm hyper crazy crap happens...one of those things was me singing off key to some Japanese anime song (never mind what or where I got the song from) while running around the house and I ended up running into a wall. Now chances are it's happened to everybody. We all get hyper at least a handful times in 3 years. (Come ON now, like I would've said we all get hyper only a handful of times in our life. That's crazy now! Cause if ya don't get hyper like 50 times in your lifespan then you are one BORING person!!!) So basically....another crazy thing that happened while I was feeling drunk...was I got the insane inspiration to write something jacked up...and the last chapter...was what I fucking wrote. I am so VERY sorry. Well....with the apologies done now on with the fic!

Chapter 7/8

Chapter 7 Hooded Cloaked Figures and Confusion

"Holy shit!"

Yuya quickly sat up panting from the nightmare (more like awesome dream) that she just had. But when she had yelled um....certain obscenities she had woken up more then just herself. (No duh!)

"DOUBLE D SIZED BOOBS! WHERE?!"

Yuya's jaw dropped as she looked at Demon Eyes Kyo who seemed to be having a break down from finding out his dream of naked pretty girls wasn't real. How sad.

"Um Kyo? You ok man?"

Kyo looked over at Benitora with teary eyes but soon noticed his vulnerable state and tried to wipe his tears on his sleeve while mumbling, "Yeah asshole I'm fine....shit can't a guy have his privacy every once in a while goddamn!"

"I'm sorry Kyo, but you aren't exactly considered a guy to me."

Everyone turned their attention to Yukimura to see him wearing his usual I'm-so-much-better-then-you-so-hah smirk. Yuya decided to see if Yukimura was still sane and asked, "Um...Yukimura...what are you talking about?"

For a second nobody knew if he was even going to bother answering or not but it seemed that his attention was else where as he giggled and pointed, "Look! There's 3 foot hooded figures with scythes!"

So like the idiots they were they turned just in time to have tomatoes thrown in their faces, familiar laughter was heard as they all proceeded to wipe the red mush off. When they looked up there stood Megeria, clutching his stomach and slapping his knee, obviously too busy making hoo and hah noises to notice that there really were black figures in cloaks standing behind him. The last thing they heard and saw was the little hooded figures waving while one (though unknown as to which one) said in a squeaky Tellie Tubby voice, "You're going to be kidnapped now. Have a nice nap!"

10 Seconds Later...

"Hey I think I got some dirt in my eye!"

Sasuke rubbed furiously at his poor eye and Yukimura tried to sooth him while rubbing his own effected eye.

Megeria coughed, having filled his lungs with some strange powder but still tried to ask, "Just what the hell was that stuff?!"

The hooded figures seemed to shiver in fear but one was dumb enough to answer the question, "Oh it was this special enchanting sleeping pixie dust that our people created so we may kidnap you and make you our slaves until the day you die....and then we'll just bring you back to life so you may work for us until you die again and then we'll just keep repeating this over and over again because watching people suffer is just so much fun!"

There was an annoying squeaker toy laugh emitting from the creature.

Yuya took out her gun and shot it, receiving thankful glances from everyone including some of the creature's comrades.

The little munchkin gave out a squeal of pain making everyone cover their ears and grind their teeth.

The creature kept on squealing.

It squealed some more.

Annnnnd some more.

Then finally...

All the creature's allies jumped it and started beating the shit out of it until there was only a pile of blood and guts left and one of the hooded little people spit on it just because.

"Ya know walnuts aren't very healthy for you."

Everyone turned to Megeria in question and confusion.

Kyo gets a serious look and nods, "Yeah I hear they can help cause cancer."

Benitora seems to understand as well, "No wait, ya know apricots aren't that good for you either. Do you think it may have something to do with healthy looking foods actually being unhealthy for you?"

Demon Eyes Kyo seemed to almost giggle as he slapped Benitora's arm playfully gaining a chuckle from the closed eye weirdo, "No no no! That can't be! It just can't be!"

Yukimura looked thoughtful, "Well.....maybe it is true...I mean I have heard of some sort of mysterious virus called the 'Alaskan Blue Tropical Sundress' that may just be the source of this...strange cancer problem."

Thoughtful expressions appeared on everyone's faces.

"Hey! You aren't supposed to be sitting there chatting! You're supposed to be running in fear from us!"

The group turned their heads to the little people with boredom written all over their faces with black sharpie.

Kyo asks, "Why?"

Cloaked figure number 1 turned to Kyo, "Why what?"

"Why should we run away from you in fear?"

Cloaked figure number 1 nodded his head finally knowing what he's talking about, "Ohhh, yes, you should be."

Yukimura sighs, "Well, WHY should we is what we want to know."

"Why should you what?"

"Run!?"

"Why would you want to run?"

"From you!!!"

A sniffle.

"Ya wanna run from us? But why!?"

And some sobbing is inserted here.

A glare from Yukimura.

"No! You were the ones who said that we should be running!"

The hooded figure places a dark sleeve upon the chin of his cloak.

"Oh I see. Well then I don't see what the problem is. I mean so you say we told you to run, so then run. What's so difficult to understand about that?"

A growl comes from Yukimura and his fists start to shake as he asks in a calm steady voice, completely betraying the fact that he wasn't calm and actually pissed, "Can I ask you a question please?"

"Ask away."

"Why should we run GODDAMMIT YOU RETARDS!!!"

Yuya gasped at Yukimora's foul language and Yukimura frowned, "Well what? Come on! They're the ones who say that we should be running and when we ask why they forget just what the heck we were talking about! It's so frustrating that I just wanna curse!"

"Um...Yukimura?"

Yukimura turned fire filled eyes to Benitora, "RAISE YOUR HAND DAMN YOU!"

Benitora gave a nervous laugh and hesitantly raised his hand.

"FUCK! WHAT IS IT!?"

Benitora ducked his head, flinching at the anger in Yukimura's normally kind cheerful voice, "Uh...I was just gonna say that you already cussed."

Yukimura blinks now looking innocent.

"Oh I have?"

"Yes."

Some of the black cloaked beings snickered and one dared to whisper, "Who's the retard now!"

"SHUT UP SHIT HEADS!!!"

The little figures shuddered in fear from the youngest of the Sanada.

Megeria blinked, "Whoa...dude."

Yuya's eyebrows furrowed in confusion, "Eh? Megeria? What did you just say?"

Megeria looked at her now also very confused, "I'm sorry Miss Yuya, what did you just say?"

"I asked what you said."

"Oh well....what DID I just say?"

"Some strange word that was uh...dude?"

Megeria smiled, "Oh! Yes well....I don't know. I heard it somewhere is all."

Yukimura took a serious look once again and asked the hooded figures then spoke slowly as if speaking to a child, !?"

Yuya gave another gasp, "Yukimura!"

He gave a sheepish smile, "Whoops! Sorry!"

Sasuke finally decided to speak, "So what's the deal? Why do we need to run?"

The midget people nodded and hooded figure number 2 answered, "Yes, well, we are here to kidnap you and keep you as slaves...therefore you should start screaming and running around like the pansies you are in 5..."

Nervous shifting.

"4..."

Quick glances.

"3..."

The group stood up.

"2..."

A nod to each other.

"1..."

And just like the pansies they were, they started screaming and running in circles. The last thing they heard was Sasuke yelling, "Oh no! My mongoose kidney soup is gonna spoil!"

A/n: so, better chapter then last time no? R&R ppls!!!