Jesus tried to think quickly. But as soon as his tiny brain got to work, the old man had finished with him and was now making gurgling sounds as he slept.
"God damn it!" he yelled, "why does all this keep happening to me?"
"Yes my son-" the voice began, but was interrupted by Jesus' incoherent babbling.
"...and my Seify, who I have now apparently cheated on..." and he kept going, long into the night...
"...and NO ONE WILL BELIEVE that I'M The SON OF GOD...blah blah..." (Yes he actually said 'blah blah' as he was ignorant and had run out of things to bitch about.
"SILENCE YOU IMBESCILE!" God roared, making the walls shake and Jesus wet himself, or rather, on himself. (He wasn't wearing any pants). "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY umm...uh...INTEGRITY? No that's not it...MY...DIGNITY? No that's not it either...Oh! I know! My SUPERIORITY. YEAH THAT'S IT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY (err what was it again?) MY SUPERIORITY! YOU PATHETIC INGRATE! I'LL SET MY SON ON YOU! Well that sounded good, did it not? AND NOWFOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!"
Jesus' eyes were singed off as a blinding light filled the room. As soon as he regained regular sight, he glanced around, taking in his surroundings. He appeared to be looking down into a valley, from off a cliff.
"AHHHHH!" he screamed, sounding rather like a constipated bird. He then, stupidly, tried to run away, and by this it was a lunge forward. But unfortunately for him he didn't get anywhere. As it appeared he was chained to the edge of a cliff. His hands were tied together and attached to a stake in the ground behind him. He was also pierced through both his ankles by rusty jagged metal loops, which were also attached to the same stake.
Just then, his senses kicked in, and the full force of the pain hit him. He screamed and screamed pathetically but there was no one around. And even if there had been, they would have mistaken him for a bird.
Yeah, yeah I know, this chapter is really short compared to the others. I'll write longer ones in the future, promise. I'll add Part 5 as soon as I can find it. Heh heh...
Aqua Opal: Thanks for the review! Lol Someone other that Ackradin who isn't insulting my story. At least you think it's funny. More to come....
Ackradin: Hey look! I added Part Four! Nyah. See I'm not completely lazy...It's only been like...a month since I wrote it. And I will add Part Five when I find it. AND I will go and look for it.