Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and co...yadda yadda yadda. Their personalities in this,

however, ARE mine. So you can kiss my ass if it drives you nuts that they might be a BIT OOC.

And if you don't like my story than DON'T review. Have a nice night! *overly forced smile*...

*face cracks* Owww....

~*~Mel~*~

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Whoever it was that decided that Seniors had to have a Trigonometry credit needed to die.

A very slow and painful death.

Ever so slowly, at the hands of one disgruntled teen.

Kagome sighed as she left her classroom rubbing her left temple with her left hand, her right

holding her books. She had to of completely failed that test. She knew she had to of. If she

didn't she'd be shocked into a heart attack...

...That is if the person that wrapped their arm around her waist didn't first.

"GAH!" Kagome let out a shriek of surprise spinning around only to come face to face with

Miroku. "Gods Houshi, scare the shit outta me why don't ya." Kagome said placing her hand over

her rapidly beating heart, that just realized how close they were standing. Kagome gulped.

"Sorry Gome. Just couldn't resist. So how'd the test go?" he asked, smiling at the pink blotchy

spots that started cover her cheeks.

"Badly...I think. Anyways I gotta get going to Physics. Another horrible horrible class. I'll

see you at lunch?" she asked and felt him chuckling as he said yes.

"Bye Houshi." she said and walked to her locker where she pulled out her Physics book and notes

before heading to her physics class.

~*~Later at lunch, YES I'M FREAKING LAZY!~*~

Miroku looked around the overly large cafeteria searching for Kagome. His violet eyes continued

scanning the crowd until he felt a thin arm wrap around his waist from behind. Jumping slightly

he looked down and came face to face with Kagome.

"Kami Kagome, trying to give me a fucking heart attack?" he asked after she had realeased him and

started tugging on his ebony ponytail which hung at the nape of his neck.

"Yes. Isn't payback a bitch?" she asked her blue eyes sparkling in mirth at her revenge.

"It isn't when its against someone else." he said and she giggled.

"You do realize we have an audience right?" Kagome asked flicking her head inconspicuously in

the direction behind him where he could feel about three sets of eyes boring into the back of his

head. Wait, three?

"Who's watching us?" Miroku asked not turning around for the fact that he would give away the

fact that he was getting creeped out by the gazes.

"Sango, Dog boy *insert Miroku's snort*, and Hojo." she said.

"Why's Hobo looking at me as if he were going to kill me?" Miroku said grinning when Kagome snorted

'very' ladylike when he mispronounced Hojo's name 'accidentally.'

"Homo's had a crush on me for about four years now. Can't take no for an answer." Kagome said

'accidentally' mispronouncing Hojo's name as well.

"Oh. So I take it thats why he hated Inu-Yasha and myself all those years? Cause we were your

friends?" he asked.

"Yup. That'd be why. Come on I'm tired of getting stared at. Lets go to the diner where we

can get some food that doesn't taste like cardboard. My treat." she added and slipped her hand

into his tugging him out of the cafeteria before he could say a thing.

"Um...Okay?" he said and suddenly stopped right before Sango, Inu-Yasha, and Hojo pulling Kagome

around to face himself. Whispering into her ear he pressed his lips to hers smiling when he heard

Homo's growl.

(A/N: No I don't like Homo--I mean HOJO...hehe?)

Kagome tried to keep her thoughts coherent. She really did. But what he said into her ear kept

replaying in her mind as Miroku's tongue made a map of her mouth.

'"Lets make this a little more interesting, ne?" he had said. How did he mean that?' her thoughts

kept racing, not even taking in the fact that his hand was going a little past her hip. 'God

he tastes good...I did NOT just think that did I?! I've been seperated from Inu-Yasha for not

even a complete day and I'm already falling in lov-crushing on! *Crushing on* Miroku Monk?! Oy

my head hurts.' she thought before she realized that said boy's hand was on her ass.

Kagome's eyebrow started twitching as she slowly pulled away from Miroku's kiss, much to both

of their body's protests. Giving him a glare that would scare even the Satan himself she pulled

him out of the cafeteria and to the parking lot where she proceeded to smack him senseless.

"OW! OW! OW! GOME!" Miroku cried out in pain as her fist connected with his head a couple more

times before she relaxed.

"Keep your hands OFF my ass!" Kagome cried out as she climbed into his Jeep wrangler waiting for

the lecher to get off the ground and into the drivers seat.

"Yes, my Gome." he said and got smacked once again as he climbed into the car. "OW would you

quit hitting me?! There ARE laws about abuse you know!" he said rubbing his shoulder as he drove.

"Yea, but there are more laws about sexual harrassement Monk." she said glaring out her window as

he drove.

"Whatever. When we get to the diner I've got the check for your money." he said and an awkward

silence passed between the two until they got to the diner named Sengoku Jidai.

After the two ordered their lunch--fries, a burger, and a coke for both--they looked across the

table at one another. Miroku pulled out the check and slid it over to her after writing the date.

Kagome took the check and placed it into her purse before smiling weakly at him.

"Thanks..." she trailed off, not quite sure what else to say.

"Yea, uh huh." was the response she got from the boy across from her.

"Miroku...I'm-" she started but was cut off when her boss, Kaede Miko, came over to her with their

food.

"Here ye are kids. Two burgers, fries, and cokes. Kagome I need ye to work tonight. That way

ye can get the night ye dance is off. Okay?" she asked the younger girl and she did nothing

but nod, her eyes never leaving Miroku's sullen looking face.

After Kaede had left Miroku looked up at Kagome to see her head bowed and her shoulders shaking

silently. Hearing a cut off gasp he knew that she was crying. Going over to her side of the

booth he slipped his arm around her shoulders and pulled her to his chest where she clutched him

like a life line.

"I'm...I'm sorry. Its just...Inu-Yasha and I were supposed to go to the dance together...And...

And now your mad at me...And...And...Inu-Yasha is going out with my best friend, your ex..."

Kagome sobbed into his chest, her raven hair tumbling down her back and into his fingers where

he held her.

"Gome, listen to me. I'm not mad at you. Inu-Yasha is a prick for leaving a girl like you.

Sango...Well Sango just fell in love. She's going to regret hurting you soon and want to be

your friend really soon. Gome, you just let it out, and then you'll feel better okay?" Miroku

asked, resting his cheek against her hair as she continued crying, his hands rubbing her back

gently.

"Houshi, are you really not mad at me?" she mumbled against his shirt, her fingers clutching the

black material tight enough that her fingers turned white.

"No I'm not mad at you Gome." he said feeling her fingers let go of hims as she pulled away from

him wiping her tearstained cheeks.

"I got your shirt all wet." she said and he nodded.

"Oh well. Come on lets eat before the food gets cold. Oh and Gome?" Miroku asked as he went

back over to his side of the booth.

"Hm?" she asked after having shoved a large portion of her fries into her mouth, oh so ladylike.

"You going to ask me to the dance Friday night or not?" he asked with a raised eyebrow and smirk.

"Not." she said laughing when he jaw practically hit the table top. "I thought you would ask me."

"Uh, Gome? Its a girls ask the guys dance. Remember? Girls have to ask the guys." Miroku said

and Kagome rolled her eyes.

"Duh. I was just yanking ya chain. So, wanna go?" she asked after swollowing her last bite of

burger.

"Yea, sure. I'll just have to pick out a new tux to go with your dress color." he said and she

made a face.

"A tux? Its not the prom. And I order you NOT to wear a tux. Wear...dress pants and a dress

shirt. But NOT a tux." she said and he stared at her.

"But Dog boy said that you were forcing him to wear a tux?"

"No, I told him that if he wore a monkey suit I'd cut his hair off."

"Why would he tell me that you were forcing him to then?"

"He was watching t.v. when I told him. So basically, he was ignoring me, only hearing the word

'tux.'" she said with a shrug as she laid down a tip along with their bill.

"Ahh...That sounds like Dog Boy." he said following the raven haired girl out to his jeep where

he drove them back to the school in companionable silence.

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Thats all for this chapter. I know it was short and all...but Its all I could come up with. I

did try for Road Trip and Sleeping Princess, I really did. But my mind is kinda on the blank with

them. I think if I write up this story I'll be able to get back to them. Promise. Review if

you want the next chapter.

~*~Mel~*~