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The Two Witches of OZ
Chapter Three: Rude Awakenings
$ Grimmauld Place$
An extremely tired looking man walked into Grimmauld Place, flinging his jacket haphazardly over his shoulder as he headed for the kitchen to make some coffee.
"You look tired Remus dear, would you like me to make some coffee for you?" asked Mrs. Weasley, as she pulled out a chair.
"Yes that would be nice Molly thank-you." He said, barley staying awake.
"You look like hell, where have you been?" asked one of the Twins as the entered the kitchen to get something to eat.
"Oh, good morning, George."
"Fred."
"Yeah, whatever, I've been out all night, and I'm tired as."
"Oh." Fred said as he exchanged glances with his twin, George, who then both had identical grins on their faces.
"What?" asked Remus, holding his head in his hands. "So," dragged out the twins,
"What's her name?" they both asked, now trying to smother their laughter with their hands.
"Be quiet you two, he was on Order business." Molly said as she handed Remus his coffee.
"Oh, so its secret Order business that we're not allowed to know about, huh?" asked George accusingly. Harry and co. decided that this would be a good time to make their grand entrance.
"Yeah, what type of secret Order business are we talking about?" asked Harry as he made his grand entrance.
"It is Order business, but it's not secret." Replied Remus, as he drained the last of his coffee before asking for another,
"I had to go to Australia to get these two girls to come to Hogwarts."
"Oh, so it was a threesome?" asked Fred, as everyone backed away from him, because Mrs. Weasley slapped him (hard) on the back of his head.
"No, they will be starting in year five, but they didn't know about magic yet." He explained, as Mrs. Weasley told off Fred.
"Ohhhhh." Yawned Harry, as he tried to stifle the yawn.
"It's passed midnight Harry; you really should be getting to sleep now." Said Mrs. Weasley when she finished telling off Fred, who was now slinking up the stairs moodily.
"Mmmkay Mrs. Weasley, G'Night peoples." And with that, Harry and everyone else headed back upstairs to catch some zzz.
$Australia$
It was 6:59 in the Tait house and Louise was asleep, probably dreaming about the year to come then,
"ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR!!!" went the alarm clock,
"Meeeerp, leave me alone...." Mumbled Louise as she hit the snooze button with her fist. Nine minutes later....
"ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR!!!" the alarm clock went of again, really pissing Louise off now. The next thing that happened was Louise ripping the alarm clock from the plug, then chucking it at her bean-bag, which unfortunately at the time, her cat was sitting on, licking its arse. When 9:00 came, there was a knock at the door, with Tori and Remus standing there,
"Hello Victoria, Mr. Lupin, Louise is still asleep, would you like to go wake her up Victoria?" asked Mrs. Tait. Tori's face now had look that clearly said: 'you ain't gonna know what hit you Louise' written al over it. Tori and Remus headed in to Louise's room.
"Heh, heh, heh.... "Laughed Tori, as she made her way over to the bed, Remus looking on through the door way.' "Wake-y, wake-y Louise...." Then, Tori started to jump on the bed,
"ARRRGGGG! GET LOST, GO AWAY!" Louise screamed into her pillow, but when that didn't work, "Fuck off and leave me to my sleep!" Tori instantly stopped jumping on the bed, while Remus stood in the door way, shocked at the girl's foul language.
"Yeesh Louise, you only had to ask." Said the shocked girl, only to find Louise smiling.
"You deserved it, you disturbed my sleep." Said the girl as she got out of bed, fully dressed,
"Why where you still sleeping at nine o'clock?" asked Remus, as he picked up the girls luggage,
"I was up all night making pre-messaged post-it notes." explained Louise as she pulled them out of her bag. There where three packets; blue, green and yellow, each saying a different thing. Remus looking at them, was suddenly puzzled,
"Why does one of them say lick me?" asked the now disturbed man.
"So I'm highly disturbed," said Louise," What are you going to do, sue me? Besides, these will come in handy, laughs all year round." Smiled Louise, as she thought of the good times ahead.
"Well, we have to get going now, come on Louise." Said Remus, anxious to get out of there. Louise said good-bye to her family, and then they headed outside.
"So where to Remy?" asked Tori as they where walking," The airport?"
"Not quite Victoria, we're going by the floo network." Said Remus,
"You mean floo, as in flew?' asked Louise, wondering about this new word that has been added to her vocabulary,
"No, the floo network, it's a way for wizards to travel from place to place. Basically, you throw some floo powder in to a fire place, say where you want to go, and then step into the flames." Explained Remus as he rung the door-bell to a house, "Well, this is the place girls." He said, as an elderly woman opened the door.
"Hello dearies, new Hogwarts students I suspect?" asked the old lady as she led them to the fireplace. "O.K. dearies, just throw some of the powder into the fireplace, then say in a clear voice, Diagon Alley, and step into the fire. Oh, and don't forget, keep your limbs tucked in dearies." The old lady said with the same tone you would use on a three year old who got a little scratch. This 'floo network' thing, sounding very unappealing, so Louise pointed at Tori and said,
"Tori wants to go first!"
"Okay dearie, just do what I said to do and you'll be fine, go along now." The old lady said as she pushed her closer to the fire. "O'okay then." she said as she threw the powder into the empty fireplace, which then filled with emerald green flames.
"Diagon Alley!" she then stepped into the flames and disappeared.
"Oh, oh, me next, me next, pick me, pick me!" said Louise just before she grabbed some floo powder, threw it into the fire and shouted "Diagon Alley". She obviously didn't count on it being such a bumpy ride, because when she came out, she looked as pale as a ghost (well as pale as you can be when you're covered in soot)" I don't feel to good." She groaned as she sat down on the floor. Then Remus appeared next to them and said in a flight attendant voice:
"Thank-you for choosing floo network airline, we hope you've enjo-"he stopped as he saw Louise on the flor, clutching her stomach. "Louise, are you okay?"
"Does it look like I'm ok?" she said through her teeth. "I get really travel sick, and that was like being shot from a giant sling-shot, and flung around the world 5 times, at twice the speed of light." She explained as she got up off the ground.
"Hmmm, that might be a problem, especially since to get to Hogwarts, you have to go on a long train ride." Remus said, as he scratched his head in thought.
"Ohh that's okay, I'm fine on trains, except that time when I threw up on my brother..."She said, as she purposely looked like she was going to throw up. Remus then backed away hastily, as Tori looked on with amusement; having seen Louise do this before.
"Well, onto Diagon Alley we go, lil' kiddie-winks." He joked as he tapped a brick on the wall with his wand. Suddenly, the bricks started rearranging them self's, creating a great archway, that lead into a bustling street, full of people.
"Wow." Said Louise, staring in disbelief at the street, then Tori, amazed at this sight, said
"Holy shit."
Heheh, I know this, chapter is absolutely pointless! :D I was going to make this the chapter where they go to Diagon Alley, but I'm so cold, I think I'm getting brain freeze. Oo;; well so long for now, and stay tuned for the next episode of Dragon Ball Z! I mean: stay tuned for the next chapter of the Two Witches of Oz! (which is called Diagon Alley) and.......REVEIW ME!!!!