X60: No...I gotta change that and that and that... What do you think, Koru?
Koru: n..nnn...
X60: huh. He's sleeping. Guess its time to wake him up. bangs on a pot with spoon WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koru: WAH!!!!!! Alright, X60, I confess! I TOOK YOUR WALLET!!!!
X60: You were the one who took my wallet?
Koru: um... no?
5 minutes later
X60: start the story. I'm gonna beat up this guy. That wallet had $100 in it. Oh wait. Review replies coming in.
S91: thanks, we might make one about them later.
Shaman Queen Lee: yeah... it's like the final conflict! Uhh... first conflict!!
Red Fawk: ....whats your problem?..whether you like it or not, we goin to finish this story.
Shaman king is the best: thanks! We both don't have a hotmail e-mail... sorry! But we can still be friends!
X60: oh yeah.. and with one of our review we got, we already burned part of Ryul's pompadour...
Chapter 2
By KoruX60
Koru
"Yahono! Take a look at this!" Ikaru's voice rang out. Yahono looked up. He had Yoh integrate with him to slash a tree down for firewood. "huh?" Yahono asked. I learned this earlier! My dad showed me!" Ikaru said. "By the way, this is Rokoko the koropokkur! my spirit ally!" he screamed happily. "spirit... ally?" a voice said from behind him. Both boys yelled and turned around. "oh, Namta, its you!" Yahono said and grinned. Ikaru looked at Namta with disgust. Luckily, neither Yahono or Namta noticed. "Yahono, can I talk to you!?" Ikaru yelled and pulled him away. "No, I don't like talking a lot, Ikaru! Ow, the ground is rough!!" Yahono screamed while being dragged. Ikaru dragged Yahono to a small clearing in the back of the funbari onsen.
X60
"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOIN' TO BE THAT SHRIMP'S FRIEND!?!?!?!" Ikaru screamed into Yahono's ear. Yahono eyes opened wide. "Shrimp? Which shrimp are you talking about? I ate a lot of shrimp yesterday!" Yahono yelled. Ikaru's eyes narrowed. "not those shrimp! The midget shrimp." Ikaru said. Yahono lifted an eyebrow. "oh. I thought you meant the ones who gave me diarrhea for three weeks and I threw them away cause they smelled and then..." Yahono said and was suddenly ignored by Ikaru. "Just ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!" Ikaru screamed. "me?" Yahono said peacefully. He thought for a moment. "Yeah, Why not? I think maybe you should give him a chance, Ikaru. Now, what did you want to show me earlier?" Yahono said and grinned. Ikaru suddenly lightened up. "Oh, dad taught me how to do it yesterday! I think he called it a.. uh... vv..vv.. I know there was a 'v' in the word... um, vv..ver..VER! that was one of the parts in it!" Ikaru slammed his fist into his hand. Yahono looked sarcastically at Ikaru. "a 'ver'..? Ikaru.. you know what?" Yahono said. Ikaru looked up at him. "You Know what it's called!?" Ikaru yelled happily. Yahono grinned. "No, I don't, but here is my message... Ikaru, you are so VERy smart! I'm lying! Trying to remember what the word is oVER your head!!" Yahono yelled. Ikaru started mumbling. Yahono looked worriedly at Ikaru. "Ikaru--? Are you okay?
Koru
"oh..ov. ovver... Over! That's it!" Ikaru yelled and turned around and looked at Yahono. Yahono fell over anime-style. "Over!? What the heck!?!?" Yahono yelled. "ss..ss...ssooll.. ssoulll.. Soul! Yahono! I got it! It's called a Soulover!" Ikaru grinned stupidly. Yahono fell down anime-style.(again.) "You mean an Oversoul, you dimwit!" Yahono yelled. "Oh... thass' right! Now watch and learn... Rokoko! Oversoul into the snowboard!!" he yelled. Ikaru jumped in the air, snowboard on foot, er, feet. He did a backflip, then started to fall to the ground. Yahono watched as Ikaru crashed onto the ground. his head got stuck in it. "ooh.. ow." Ikaru's voice came from the ground. Yahono sighed and grabbed the snowboard and pulled hard. The snowboard came loose from Ikaru's feet, but his head was still stuck in the ground. Yahono sweatdropped. Ikaru's feet started kicking. "did you do something to get me out? Yahono, hurry and pull me out 'cause I think I feel a bug goin up my shirt!!" Ikaru yelled frantically. Just then, Namta came. "What is taking you guys so lo—ooh! Yahono, are you trying to get a ghost back out of it's grave!? Ooh, lemme see, lemme see, lemme see, lemme see!!!!" Namta yelled and ran to Yahono excitedly, short legs pumping. He suddenly remembered what Ikaru said, just a few minutes ago.
X60
' are you seriously going to be that shrimp's friend!?' 'not those shrimp! The MIDGET shrimp,' ' just answer the question!!' "ARRGH!!!" Yahono yelled and held his head tightly, as if it were splitting apart. Namta looked worriedly at Yahono. "Are you okay, Yahono? Geez, you don't know how weird you act sometimes!!" Namta yelled. Yahono looked at Namta shockingly, with a look of hurt clearly visible on his face. Ikaru's legs kicked again. "See!! I told you he wasn't really your friend! He just wanted to use you to see ghosts! True friends don't do that! Make your choice now, Yahono!!" he yelled, even though it was muffled by dirt going in his mouth. Namta looked at Yahono questioningly, as Ikaru's words triggered more forgotten memories. 'wait until some ghosts help me. I saw them!' 'spirit...ally!?' 'are you trying to get a ghost back out of his grave!? Ooh, lemme see, lemme see, lemme see, lemme see!!' Yahono realized Ikaru was right. Ever since they became friends, Namta only was interested in ghosts, and usually whenever he talked he only talked about ghosts and made Yahono feel bad. "Remember what he said about our brains!" Ikaru yelled. Yahono got lost in thought as he remembered one certain thing in his life. Make sure you comprehend that in your miniscule brains, rats! Your miniscule brains, rats! Miniscule....!!!' Yahono got lost in rage as he suddenly grabbed Ikaru's legs and finally pulled him out of the ground like a weed. Namta tried to sneak away while Yahono was doing so, but Yahono suddenly turned around. "Stop Right there, Namta!!! "he yelled, rage evident in his eyes. Namta stopped guiltily. Ikaru brought a worm out of his shirt, then dug inside his pants and pulled out a huge centipede. Then he looked down at Namta and kicked him. "You stupid, smart-aleck, ugly midget!! You're lucky this is just a warning!" Ikaru yelled. Namta looked scared and whimpered. "w-w-w-warning? W-what are y-you t-talking about--??" he said, obviously shaking. "I'm talking about is this," Yahono said. He picked up Namta by the leg, and slammed him to the ground. "You think you can just use people to get what you want!? You think you're so smart!? The world doesn't revolve around you!!" Yahono yelled angrily. Ikaru started stomping on him. "Let me tell you now, Yahono is usually nice but if you get him mad, you'll die!!! And we're not in school so we can do whatever we want with you now!" Ikaru said. Rokoko, Ikaru's spirit ally, even came in and pulled namta's hair. Namta started crying and ran off.
Koru
Yahono and Ikaru stood still for a while, watching Namta's every move, wind blowing across their faces. "There you are!" a voice said. Yahono and Ikaru looked at each other, confused. "did you say that?" Ikaru asked. "nope, wasn't me!" They looked around. "Hah! Are you little freaks normally this stupid!? I totally underestimated you!" the voice said again, and this time the owner of his the voice jumped down form a tree and landed in front of them. "you two are shamans, right? I challenge you... to a battle of life or death!" the boy said. The boy was medium height, skinny, and had purple/black hair, with one spike sticking out of it. "My name is Ren the twelfth, and this is my spirit ally, Ren the first!!" he yelled as a spirit that looked exactly like him appeared behind him. Yahono grinned. "Let me show you who my spirit ally is! Yoh!!" Yahono yelled. Both spirits saw each other and immediately went to each other and started blabbing. ""Oh ren, it's been ages!"" "" You haven't changed a bit."" ""but look at you! Did you get a nose job or something?"" "" no..."" ""I'm hungry! I want oranges!!"" Yahono and Ren the twelfth( we are going to refer to him as Ren12, cuz typing the whole thing gets tiring.) both looked at their spirit allies. "AHEM!" they yelled in unison as their spirit allys came to them. Ikaru made his way through Yahono. "Yahono... let me go first, I want to try the over soul for a little bit." He said, as his oversoul took shape. Ren12 integrated with ren, and Ikaru made the first move. Ikaru jumped in the air. "EMUS NOKI-PEKONR!! Icicle sword!" he said as a giant icicle appeared at the bottom of his snowboard.
TO BE CONTINUED
Koru: guys, we're going to be taking even longer to update now cause school started today...
X60: read and review!! PLEASE!
Koru: Oh and the term above, what Ikaru said, is really real... I read so in my Shonen Jump. Grins stupidly, as always
X60: If you really don't like what happened between Yahono and Namta, sorry..
BONUS PAGES
THE TRUTH BEHIND THE 'SHAMAN FIGHT!' STORY
1: We never write out the story before-hand. We just get to the comp and write away.
2: X60 hates shrimp, so that's why she did that to Namta.
SHORT STORY
Koru: I Hate making this action/adventure crap! I want to see some romance in our fics!!!!!
X60: We both suck at making romance fics, and you know it.
Koru: but we can just have Yoh/anna! Maybe even just a hug!!!
X60: Shutup, you older but weaker freak.
CHARACTER PROFILES
Yahono
Age: 13
64 in.
44 KG
blood type: B
DOB: January 9
Blonde hair
likes all kinds of swords
Dislikes traitors
Ikaru
Age: 13
61 in.
45 KG
blood type: AO
DOB: July 12
Blue hair (sound familiar?)
Likes food
dislikes the 'shrimp'
DISCLAIMER
We forgot this earlier but... WE DO NOT OWN SHAMAN KING!!!
JUST A NONSENSE SPEECH FROM KORUX60
X60: Maybe everybody hasn't noticed, but... BWAHAHA!! This is so coincidental!!!
Koru: maybe cause we type like crazy. X60 ate sugar today and she might type funny.
X) : BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!H!!!
Koru: the thing is...
x06: HAH!!! BWABAHAHABBBAHHAH!
Koru: whoa. She's—
X80: BAHAHAWA!! EEHHHAHWABA!!!
Koru: well, both of our chapters..
60x: AHAHAHWBAHABWWWAHAHHH BAAHA!!! WABAAHH!!!!
Koru: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?!? DANG!!!!!! Anyways, both chapters have the same number of words.
NEXT CHAPTER
Ikaru and Yahono battle it out with Ren... but it seems like their doom until a mysterious kid appears and helps them out. And... Yahono is supposed to be the Shaman King... so his parents decide to choose his queen.