After drinkin' his warm milk the Undead Monster tried to get some sleep. Soon he was sleeping like a princess in his coffin. But nightmares came knockin' his mind. Not any typical nightmare of his. Usually his nightmares were about this giant cheescake with pink tie and silky shoes chasing him around the Hellsing mansion screaming " Let's make peace, not War!"He tried to shoot it but his bullets had turned into colourfull butterflies and birds. And suddenly all he was wearing was a rainbow-coloured tie with little hearts on it. And his hair was tied up with baby blue scarf. Usually he woke up screaming. He had to always take his gun and check out its ammunitions. Then he ran to the mirror and checked his hair for dangerous baby blue scarfs. Next half hour he spent saying himself that it was just a dream, it was just dream, there are no giant cheescakes and bullets wont turn into butterflies...

But this nighmare was nothing like that. He was in large room. The walls seemed to fall over him, so high they were. He couldn't even see the roof. It was all black but there were bright lights everywhere. Then voices came over. Integral, Seras, Walter, Andrew and others were wishpering something. First he couldn't hear anything but then they started to yell. "Alucard, Alucard... you must say something", "Say something", "Quietness is for bad", "Somebody wants to hear you." They kept screaming to his ear. He couldn't take it anymore so he woke up. All the shields were wet from his sweat.

- My God. I gotta say something...

It was 6 o'clock in the evening. Alucard went to Victoria's room. She was still sleeping. He didn't care for that. He opened her coffin.

- Police Girl! Wake up! It's me, your master!

- Wha...

- I need to talk to you.

- What. Are you up this soon? Master are you okay? Did something happen while I was asleep? Did the freaks attack! Seras got up fast.

- No, no. I just need to ask you...um... If you liked someone...How would you say it to him?

- You woke me up just to ask that? She sat down to her bed.

- Could you answer me?

- Why? Master, do you have a crush on someone? Do I know her? Seras said teasing.

- Shut up! I'm just interested of human habits. I never have a crush on anyone! Goddamn I'm the most evilest vampire in the world. I only care for myself!

Victoria laughted.

- Well, if you are that interested maybe I could tell.

- Thank you.

- Before you tell that to anyone you should have a shower. You stink really bad.

- I don't stink!

- Yes you do. Well anyway, first impression is important. You should wear your best clothes. You seems to never have any other clothes than those so it's good. The clothes must tell the others who you are.

- Should I write my name in my clothes?

- No, I didn't mean that. Clothes should tell the others what kind of a person you are. You should also wear some parfyme or something that has beautifull scent.

- Okay, I got it. But how can I say it? I mean of course I'm not saying anything to anyone but let's imagine there is some guy. How could this guy say it to his beloved?

- If he is a shy person he could write her a letter. Is he shy?

Alucard thought that for a moment. He wasn't shy, he was just scared.

- No, he isn't shy. But he is a bit scared of her somehow. Maybe her reaction would scare him most.

- He shouldn't be scared. It's normal that sometimes you can't have who you want but you never have her if you don't even try.

- Okay, maybe this guy is a bit shy.

- Then the letter would be the best. He should write something beutiful of her and leave it to somewhere she could find it. After couple of letters he could ask her to meet him in some secret place. He should bring some flowers to her.

- Yes! Now I'm ready...I mean now he is ready to go seduce this beautiful creature!

Alucard left without thankin to his room to write a letter to Walter.

Next day on kitchen:

Walter was making tea to sir Integral. He sang something from his own mind and was making some dance moves.

- I should've become a dancer, he said to himself smiling.

When he took some teabags he found a piece of paper among them.

- What have we here?

It was written with black ink and it was smeared from some places.

- What a hell...

It was saying:

You got some tight little ass.