New chapter is finally up. This time I used quote markers ?cos I obey my readers like a dog 'cos I've been listening too much of Iggy Pop lately.Oh, by the way one guy didn't review after reading my story and now all that is left from him is one finger. So look out for the naughty little alcoholicbunnymonster.
Today was very special day. He went shopping. He was going to buy some parfume and new clothes. Seras was right, he never wear anything else than the same red clothes. Of course red was very beautiful colour, the colour of his eyes but he wanted something totally different when he would meet Walter. First he went to place called Punk'd Ladies. He thought it was kind of a stupid name for a shop, actually a stupid name for anything but when he saw a tight black shirt with badly drawn letter-A in the window he was in love. He also found black leather pants and cool high-heeled boots. He paid everything with creditcard stolen from Integral. He was wondering why he was the only male in the shop but didin?t bothered to think it after lefting the building.
Next he went to a big mall. There were everything. But first he had to find some parfum. It had to expensive, only best for him.
"Excuse me, where can I found parfums?" he asked some guys around.
"I remember seeing one cosmethic shop upstairs", boy in yellow coat answered.
Upstrairs then. It was really painful to actually use his feets but what can you do when there are so many people around. Finally a place called Beautimatic caught his eyes. It was written above the door with big silvery-glittered letters. It was so beautiful. Well naturally not as beautiful as his hard and long "little guy" witch wasn't actually so little (meaning his gun you pervert!).
After admiring the letters for a while, he went in. Suddenly he was surrounded with most beautiful scents.
There was a fat lady behind the desk. She was wearing way too much make-up and was smiling artificial smile when saw Alucard.
"Can I help you somehow, sir", she asked still smiling.
"I'm looking for some parfums."
"How nice. Is it for your girlfriend?"
"No. For me."
"Oh...we got some nice after-shaves for men."
"Do you have anything that smells like flowers? I love flowers."
"Um...well we have lot of...parfums that smells like flowers but no after-shaves."
"Well good then. Can I have some?"
She was looking oddly at him but she smelt money from his direction 'cos only rich weirdos would be dressed like that. She took the most expensive parfum from the shelf.
"This is called Flower Gem. It is very passionate and same time so sensual."
She sprayed some of it to a little stripe and offered to him.
"Here, can you feel the strong emotions that comes from this sensitive scent."
"Yes! I can feel it. It's so strong and sensitive like my little guy."
The sales lady obvious didn't get the little guy so she was kind of a freaked out.
"I'll take three bottles of that. And oh, do you have something for my hair. I got such a ragged hair. I need it to be soft and shiny..."
Three hours later:
"That makes 3067$."
He gave Integral's creditcard to the sales lady. He never would've guessed that it took so much to look beautiful. In addition to the parfum he also had a face treatment and his eyebrowns picked and eyelashes coloured, some body lotions with beautiful scents and something to make his hair soft and shiny.
Back to Hellsing mansion:
"Alucard have you done something with your face?" asked Integral when he tried sneak into her room to return the creditcard back.
"Oh, you noticed! You think I look better now?" he said and quickly hide the creditcard under some papers on Integrals desk.
"You look like girl. And what on earth is that smell? Do you wear parfum?"
"Yes, it's called flower gem. You like it? You must like it. It was 400 per bottle."
"What! And where did you get the money for that?"
"Ummm... I'm sorry I just remebered something. Must hurry. Bye, bye."
He went through wall fast so Integral didn't have time to say anything.
"What on earth is wrong with that vampire?"she asked herself.