Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! alpha version

by Jacqueline Sherry

Has your English teacher evilly forced you to read "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen? Here is a way to vent your anger at this book! (Disclaimer: Jacqueline Sherry is not responsible for poor English grades. THIS IS NOT CLIFF NOTES.)

1. Random Statement

(A/N: I am not Jane Austen, thank goodness for that, or else I would have written Pride and Prejudice. But I'm not. So I didn't.)

RANDOM STATEMENT

Hey, hello, and welcome to Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! (alpha version)

I'd just like to let you know that I don't hate this book. However, it was forced upon me in English class and several characters grated on my nerves, so I now have an irascible grudge against it.

Before you start reading, I'd just like to petition you to also read Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! (beta version), which is written by Nera Mornit. That is, once she's posted it.

The other thing I would like to mention is that most adverbial coefficients to the word "suck" (well, I suppose it'll make more sense when you read it) are cunningly related to the context of the chapter condensation. But some are not. I encourage you all to read the dictionary. It helps to build your vocabulary.

In any case, happy reading, and I promise all of you that Guardians of the West: Condensed! will be gotten to in due time.