(A/N: I am not Jane Austen, thank goodness for that, or else I would have written Pride and Prejudice. But I'm not. So I didn't.)
VOLUME THREE
Chapter 1They look around at Darcy's house and the housekeeper says a bunch of nice things about Darcy. Then Darcy appears spontaneously. Much plot development transpires.
Chapter 2Besides some angst, nothing really happens.
Chapter 3Miss Bingley shows up and tries to smite Elizabeth, but it doesn't work because Darcy is oh-so-much-more-in-love with Elizabeth.
Chapter 4Elizabeth finds out that Lydia has run away with Wickham. Elizabeth goes home so that she and her family can suffer collectively.
Chapter 5Nothing is accomplished, although they are all running around frenetically.
Chapter 6Nothing really happens.
Chapter 7Mr. Gardiner writes to say that Lydia and Wickham will be married.
Chapter 8Nothing really happens.
Chapter 9Lydia spills that Darcy paid Wickham to marry her.
Chapter 10Mrs. Gardiner confirms that Darcy paid Wickham. Elizabeth decides that Wickham sucks worse than a vacuum.
Chapter 11Bingley and Darcy show up.
Chapter 12Nothing really happens.
Chapter 13Bingley tells Jane that he still loves her.
Chapter 14Lady Catherine shows up randomly and demands that Elizabeth promise that she will never marry Darcy, because he is already practically engaged to Miss De Bourgh. Elizabeth refuses, which sucks matrimonially for Lady Catherine.
Chapter 15Collins writes a letter suggesting that Darcy might like Elizabeth. It is paid absolutely no regard.
Chapter 16In a brilliant twist of plot that nobody could have ever expected in ten billion years… Darcy and Elizabeth make up.
Chapter 17Nothing really happens.
Chapter 18Nothing really happens.
Chapter 19And once again, nothing really happens.
FINIS
P.S. Don't forget to read Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! (beta version) by Nera Mornit.