A/N: This idea just came to me when I wasn't feeling that creative. I don't like it very much. It's set to "You're Still The One" by Shania Twain.
I've Destroyed the One
A Lord of the Rings Song Parody
(When I first saw you, I saw my friend.
And the first time you touched me, I felt support.
After all this time, you've helped me destroy the One.)
Looks like we made it
Through the deepest peril maybe
We sure took the long way
Never thought we'd get there some day.
They said, "By a fool's hope they'll make it"
But just look at us holding on
Despite you attacking Gollum, we're still going strong
(I've destroyed the One)
I've destroyed it with your help
The One I thought belonged to me
I've destroyed the one, I'm still alive
(I've destroyed the One)
I've destroyed the One I shouldn't love
The One that I dreamed of
The One that took over my life
Ain't nothin' better
Than proving Gandalf wrong together
To be able to go back
And see Gandalf's face when we do
'Cause he said, "By a fool's hope they'll make it"
But on the mountain we're still holding on
We've proved Gandalf wrong
We're still going strong
(I've destroyed the One)
I couldn't have done it without you
So glad I took you with me
I've destroyed the One, you've saved my life
I'm so glad we made it
How about we go have some ale now, hey?
A/N: In case you didn't figure it out, this would be from Frodo to Sam.
Obviously.
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