Far Above the Toast Kingdom lived seven Butter Spirits. These seven Butter Spirits gave toast to the parents of good children, and giant butter knifes to the parents of bad children. Everything was nice here, everyone having toast, everyone playing games, and everyone having toast! But this all went away one day, when Kulest (COOH-lest) captures the seven Butter Spirits, and is going to eat them for breakfast the next morning. Kulest stuffed them in a jar, and went to bed. While he was sleeping, the seven Butter Spirits sent a call for help to the seven Star Spirits. The Star Spirits got the call and sent a message in Mario's sleep. When Mario woke up, he listened to what the Star Spirits said, and took the map they provided in his pants. He then was teleported to Princess Butterscotch's Castle. He was undercover as a Janitor, and worked his way to the Princess's room. He went inside and took off his disguise. The Princess knew what was going on.

"Hello, Mario, the Star Spirits told me of your arrival, and so I waited." The Princess said, "Our seven Butter Spirits have been kidnapped by Kulest, an evil Koopa that is stronger than your 'Bowser'. He hates me and all of MY followers, and wants us all to follow him and listen to him, and do what ever HE says, but that's why you are here!"

"Oh, will I get a reward?" Mario asked.

"If you don't, I'll take you down right now! I have you know, I've became a black belt 17 times!" The Princess said.

"Uh, how about, 1000 coins?" Mario tried to reason with the Princess.

"O.K.-"The Princess said as a giant, and I mean giant, Koopa crashed through the roof.

"Let me guess, Kulest?" Mario said, in a disgusted voice.

"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, PUNK!" Kulest said as he went inside his shell, and shot himself at Mario, sending him to fall out of the castle, and roll down the big hill the castle was on. When he stopped rolling, he bonked his head on a huge rock in some woods, and was unconscious! A few hours later, a little Koopa, in a yellow shell, with an orange cap on, and in yellow shoes, came by. He was looking for his ball he lost, and found Mario. He dragged him to the toad house in his village and left him with the toad watching. The Toad got a little bored, and went outside to get some fresh air for a little while, while Mario slept. Mario opened his eyes slowly, and saw the seven Toast Spirits. They were actually holograms or something.

"Mario!" a toast spirit with a big splat of butter on it, which was the leader, said, "We need your help! We escaped from Kulest's castle, but we were to weak to go back to our home, so we split up to get some help, and now, we've all been captured. OH! By the way, I'm the leader of the seven toast Spirit, you can call me Buttered Toast!" It said.

"YEAH! Splinting up actually made things worse! If Kulest finds out, he'll probably keep us locked up like we are right now! Oh, and I'm uh... Burnty..." a toast Spirit that was burnt said.

"We need you to help us! Oh, and I'm Crunchelia!" a toast spirit with a red bow, and pink lipstick on said.

"Hi! I'm Toasty! Uh... OH YEAH! You have to rescue Buttered Toast! He is the closest right now!" a toast spirit that looked normal, but had glasses.

"We have to go now! This was the only power we had left, and now we have to-"but the toast spirit was cut-off, as he and the rest faded away.

"HUH?" Mario said.

"Who's in here?!" The toad said as he ran in with a stick, "Oh, its just you, Mario, you should get some fresh air, after all, we do have a nice village!"

"Okey-dokey!" Mario said as he jumped out of bed and walked outside. He was in a little village, and outside were two little Koopas playing soccer, one was the one in the yellow shell, and the other one had a pink shell and pink shoes, and a cute little purple bow on her head. (It was a girl, and the other was a boy!). Mario walked up to them and waved.

"Hi mister, uh.........................................................................................................................................................Kyle?! No wait, Timmy? No, uhhhhh, Mary? YEAH! THAT'S IT! MARY! HI MISTER MARY! I'm Koopelly! And this is my numbskull brother, Koopario!" The girl Koopa said.

"I have you know, that I'm actually quite smart, I get that from my DAD'S side of the family! And I'm 100 sure that this guy's name is not Mary, but Mario!" Koopario said.

"WOW! You are smart!" Mario said.

"Good grief!" Koopelly said as she slapped her forehead.

"Hey kids!" A woman Koopa said as she walked up with a plate with sandwiches on it in her hands.

"HEY MOM! This is Mario, Koopario rescued him from the woods!" Koopelly said as she grabbed a sandwich.

"Pleasure to meet you! I'm Koopama, and this is my husband, Koopapa!" Koopama said as I another Koopa walked up.

"Hello!" Mario said as he waved at both of them.

"Hey son, I want you to my folks!" Koopapa said as he grabbed Mario, and brought him into the house next the toad house, "This is Koopda, A.K.A, Grandpa, and Koopma, A.K.A, Grandma!" Koopapa introduced Mario to two old Koopas.

"Hello sonny, and welcome to our little village, known as Koopa Village!" Koopma said as she shook hands with Mario and walked away.

"Guess you'll be going now, huh?" Koopapa said as he led Mario outside and told him when he goes; he can just use the gate.

"OK! BYE-BYE!" Mario said as he started walking towards a gate, and when he was about to leave, Kulest fell from the sky, and squished it! Then he took a big rock, and replaced his butt with the rock.

"I'd like to see you get all seven toast spirits in this little village! HA!" Kulest said as he chuckled and walked away.

"DARN IT! THAT GATE COST ME A LOT OF MONEY! THEN A BIG FAT KOOPA COMES AND SITS ON IT! WHY KIND OF WORLD IS THIS!?" Koopapa yelled.

"I'll just go on inside! HEH-HEH!" Mario said as he ran inside the Koopa house. Koopama was just going outside to see what had happened, and Koopma was sleeping, and Koopda was reading some sort of book. Mario walked up to him and asked what he was doing.

"It says here that our house, that you and me stand in, is built on top of an ancient temple, and if we find the hot spot, and jump three times in that spot, something will happen... it says to go 2 steps east from where you stand, then go 4 steps north, and 1 step west. Maybe you should try it!" Koopda said to Mario.

"OK!" Mario said as he followed the instructions. One jump... two jumps... THREE! When Mario land on his third jump in the hot spot, him and Koopda fell in a hole, and no one even noticed that they had disappeared! Koopda and Mario fell into a dark chamber.

"AH! I'm blind!" Koopda said.

"No, we are just in a pitch black room! Good thing I brought a flashlight!" Mario said as he turned on a flashlight.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Koopda screamed like a girl as he saw a skeleton with a hammer lying on the ground.

"OOH! A HAMMER!" Mario said as he picked up the hammer. It was actually like a big brown mallet!

"Maybe I can bust us out of here!" Mario said as he walked up to a big rock thing, and slammed the mallet into it, and smashed it! It smashed into little tiny pieces, and Mario and Koopda walked out into some room. There was a giant statue with some weird language at the foot of it. It was a statue of a Goomba. Mario and Koopda walked up to the statue, and little picture of a Goomba jumped after them, and they went into battle mode.

"GULP! That is a regular Goomba, Max HP: 1, you can take him with that hammer, gulp, I HOPE! WAH! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Koopda said as he fainted.

"What are you old people doing down here? You shouldn't be stooping around our temple!" The Goomba said.

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Mario said as he took his hammer and smashed him.

"...OW..." The Goomba said as he fainted and little green bubbles with stars in them appeared.