I'm sorry to say but I don't own Hellsing but I'm happy to say that I can always steal it! But I own Hanoi Rocks! They're all mine! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh, not really, I lied. I don't own Hanoi Rocks I just listen to it.
Seras, Alucard and Walter stood in front of Integral's desk. She was staring them with serious face.
"Hellsing institution heard a rumour that freaks have planned a new attack", she said with cold voice.
"Yes! Finally! I was like bored to death", yelled Alucard.
"Master, I thought we are already dead", Seras said.
"How could be possible that somebody who is already dead can get killed?" Walter added.
"And how somebody like you can get killed by boredom if you have survived from thousands of bullets?" Integral asked.
"Allright, allright. I got it. I wasn't even near to death. God you are just group of smart-asses with no sense of humour", Alucard said and slapped his hand in his forehead.
"Ok, let's continue. This isn't just an ordinary freak attack. They're going to attack in Finland. And the worse part of it is that they're going to attack in rockfestival called Provinssi Rock."
"Yippee! I've always wanted too see polar bears in live", said Seras but Walter "the annoying wiseguy" said:
"There are no polar bears in Finland."
"Damn it..."
"Okay if the polar bear-conversation is over we can get to the point. We all are going there tonight. So get your stuff packed and get the hell out of my office!"
"Umh...I got one question", said Alucard.
"So, speak it hurry."
" Is Hanoi Rocks there?"
"What? I'don't know if it rocks I've never been in Hanoi!"
"No, I mean the band, Hanoi Rocks"
" I've never heard of Hanoi Rocks. Leave it now!"
So finally he left muttering something like horrible bitch.
"I heard that!"
Later:
They all were standing outside with large luggages, well all except Alucard who never changed his clothes, waiting for Integral.
"That horrible bitch is always late", Alucard said showing long face.
"Master! You can't talk about your master that way!"
" Everybody who doesn't know Hanoi Rocks is horrible bitch!"
"Master, I'm not horrible bitch! How can I know does Hanoi rock if I've never even been there."
"What?!You too? It's the BAND! The goddamn greatest band in world!"
" Oh, I only listen to Backstreet Boys."
" They suck."
"No they don't!"
" They suck if I say so! Your Master is always right. If I say Backstreert boys suck then they suck!"
" Walter! Tell him that Backstreet boys don't suck!"
" I'm sorry I can't do that, miss Seras. It was said in news that Backstreet boys suck."
"But..."
Alucard smiled self-satisfied and showed his tongue to Seras. Then Integral appeared with three large luggages.
"Alucard wipe that stupid smirk from your face and take one of my luggages 'cos Walter can't obviously carry them all."
" Alucard do that, Alucard go there, Alucard kill those hundred freakd in backyard, theyre annoying me. God, she really is horrible bitch. I hate her", Alucard said but no one was listening 'cos everybody hated Alucard
He took one of Integral's luggages and carried it in the helicopter. And what happened on that long, long trip to Finland is another story witch you can read if I get many reviews...