1Perfect Match

I don't own Inuyasha. Why am I doing this? Because I had to write this. I felt like it.

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Kagome was livid, once again. Inuyasha had done something stupid (once again). Of course it was his fault Kagome tripped over that log. He was 20 yards away, but no...it was all his fault.

So when he wanted to talk to her in private, she was either happy or angry. Stupid girl's too fickle to know her feelings...

She waltzed over to the dog demon, who was sitting there as usual. "Kagome..."

"Yes?" 'This is it!' she thought. 'He's going to apologize, then confess his love to me!'

"I have something to tell you."

"What is it?" She tried to keep the hope out of her voice, trying to sound angry, serious.

Inuyasha took a deep breath. "I'm gay."

"What?!" Kagome almost died of shock. She managed to keep her cool..sort of. "With who?"

"...Naraku..." He was looking at the ground, half-expecting to hear the dreaded word. It never came. He looked up at Kagome staring at him with a strange mix of disbelief and confusion.

"You better let me watch."

-Owari-

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Ohohohohoho! This is how my mind works...please don't expect anything more about this from me...