Chapter 3- Troubles a Stirring
"Fox look there's mama, WITH LITTLE ETHAN!" Theresa shouted. "Yeah mama" Theresa hollered. Pilar ran over to him Little Ethan was crying. "What's wrong baby" Theresa asked Little Ethan. " Mama, I don't want to worship the Thunder god wwwwwaaaaaaaaaa" Little Ethan burst into tears. "Little Man you don't have to worship the Thunder god" Fox growled at him. "Mama, I think we should take Little Ethan home" Theresa said. "That's a great idea" Pilar said. So Pilar, Theresa, Fox, and Little Ethan walked hand in hand home.
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Ethan sat on his bed, thinking about what he was going to do to kidnap Theresa. Maybe I could go to her house at night put her in my duffel bag and fly her to New York then I could take the crane jet and meet her there. Or maybe I could trick her into coming to New York, maybe I could leave a message saying: Hello this is your great Uncle Louie and I heard you got married and I thought that maybe you could come to New York so we could sit and chat. Ethan got up and looked out the window "Why am I the only man who has to live like this WHY, WHY. Why!" Ethan slammed his head on his desk, "OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW" Ethan shouted. "Why? "
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"Mother, I know you wont like this but I've made a decision. And I decided to go to a counselor. I'm going to talk to them about Ethan," Gwen sniffled. "Gwennie no, I forbid you to go, I don't want people thinking that my daughter has problems, we have to act like everything's ok. okay?" Rebecca chirped. "Sorry mother but maybe if I had someone to talk to then maybe I wouldn't go, but I don't have anyone to talk to" Gwen left not closing the door. "WAIT GWEN YOU CAN TALK TO ME! YOU CAN TALK TO ME!" Rebecca shouted.
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Fox, Theresa and Little Ethan all sit around the table eating. "So where do you think we should have our honey moon?" Fox asked. "I don't know maybe we could go back to that island" Theresa smiled. All of a sudden Theresa and Fox heard a noise. BANG! "Fox someone is tying to break in quick" Theresa said as she hid underneath the table. "Relax it was just little Ethan he fell asleep in his oat meal, the bang you heard was just his head banging into it" Fox chuckled. So Fox put Little Ethan to bed. But a minute later Little Ethan came running out screaming "I don't want to worship the Thunder god". "Honey cakes, you don't have to worship any gods, you just had a bad dream" Theresa said crying.
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Gwen sat in the waiting room to see Dr. Maniac. "Gwen Winthrop you can come on back" . Gwen got up and took a deep breath. She went in the room and sat down. The doctor came in and closed the door. "So Gwen what seems to be the matter" the doctor said. "Well it's my husband, I don't feel that he loves me instead he loves this other girl named Theresa and Theresa got married today and he objected" Gwen began to cry. "Gwen it's ok, that's what men do they say I love you to your face and then you find them objecting at some other girls wedding" The doctor said. "So is this Theresa girl more attractive than you?" The doctor asked. "Well gee, um lets see, YES!" Gwen burst into tears. "No, no that's your problem you have to be more confident. Say it I am beautiful" The doctor chanted. "I am beautiful" Gwen cooed back. "Louder" The doctor said. "Louder". "I AM BEAUTIFUL" Gwen screamed at the top of her lungs.
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Ethan had a plan. "I know I'll put a drug in her food and then I'll trick her.
He-he" Ethan laughed out loud. Ethan drove to the store. And walked up to the counter. "Hello, how may I help you?" the lady behind the counter asked. "Well I was wondering if you had a drug that would make someone who hoo." Ethan cooed. "Um, why would you need that," The lady behind the counter asked suspicically. "Well I just wanted to do an experiment, to see how a nucleus turns into a sphere" Ethan said trying to act smart. "What in the world are you talking about" The lady said. "JUST TELL ME IF YOU HAVE IT" Ethan screamed in her face. The lady ran behind the counter quickly returning with a bottle of liquid. He handed her the money and she quickly ran off without saying her goodbye to Ethan. "This is great no one could be more happier than me right now, I LOVE MYSELF AND THERESA" Ethan shouted just as Theresa walked in.
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"Good now take a deep breath" Dr. Maniac said. Gwen took a deep breath. " I'm so depressed I don't know what to do any more should I stay or should I go" Gwen asked. "Well that's hard to answer, I don't know this Ethan like you do, let's do this, you go home see if you feel any better about this and if you don't come back again" Dr. Maniac shoved Gwen out the door. Gwen walked out the door to her car.
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"Ethan what did you just say" Theresa asked Ethan. "I was shouting I love my
Gwennie" Ethan said. "Ethan I know you objected at the wedding because you still care about me, and I just want you to know that you ruined the most important day of my life" Theresa had tears streaming down her face. Theresa started to walk out of the building. "Theresa wait" Ethan called after her. But it was too late and Ethan knew that. Ethan drove home. When he got there he pulled out a picture of Theresa and stared at it.
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Gwen walked in the Crane Mansion, she looked at Ethan and saw him staring at a picture, she walked over there and looked at the picture, Gwen took a deep breath when she saw who it was, "I AM BEAUTIFUL" Gwen shouted as she slammed her hand on the table. "Ethan, Ethan" Gwen called. Ethan still didn't notice her. "ETHAN" Gwen shouted. "Oh, Gwen where were you I was so worried about my little gal" Ethan sucked up. "Don't give me any gal, let me see the picture you were staring at. You were staring at it and you couldn't even hear me shouting at you" Gwen laughed. "Gwen babe are you crazy? Your talking like a twisted troll." Ethan said concerned. " I'm not a twisted troll Ethan!!!! Raaaaaaammmmm!!!!!! Flowers and dolls!!!!!!!!!! I am Beautiful! A bear named Troy!" Gwen shouted. She jumped in the air and started doing cheers. "B- E- A- U- T- I- F- U- L! Who's beautiful? Me? Ya me! Not Tacosita! me, me, me!" Gwen jumped up and shook her booty. "Gwen stop shaking that thang!" Ethan said worriedly. Gwen was beginning to lose her mind.
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"Boo what's the matter?" Fox asked Theresa when he saw her. " Nothing sugar I'm fine. It's sweet of you to ask though." Theresa said crying. "You are
such a good man Fox. Your so cute, and have a big booty to boot. And your ssssssoooooo sweet to me. I love you Mr." Theresa said. "Your my little Boy toy." "Well, well, well I think you are my little Mrs." Fox cooed at her. They were in love.
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Ethan ran out of the room, he was feeling sorry for Gwen because he was the one who screwed up her life. He had to get her to calm down. He ran back downstairs, "Honey, gal, beautiful" Ethan called. But Gwen was no where to be found. "Good now I can finally go to the woman I love's house and make her go to New York, Hey Fox, Hey what, you love Theresa, I got Theresa" Ethan was singing and was doing a dance in the middle of the room when Rebecca walked in. "Hey Ethan, hey what, you have a wife and your going to stay with her" Rebecca chanted. "Rebecca you stay out of this this has Zippo to do with you" Ethan began to cry. "Please Rebecca don't tell Gwen or anyone else" Ethan got down on his knees "Please your queen" Ethan begged. "Well then you will have to be my slave for the rest of your life and stay married to Gwen and forget about Theresa" Rebecca smiled. Her daughter would finally have a life with Ethan the one that she had always planned to have.
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"Hon, I really want to go back to that magical island and take little Ethan with us to then maybe he'll forget about the Thunder god, please baby cakes?" Theresa asked Foxy Crane. "Why not," Fox said. " When should we go big boy?" Theresa asked. "How about.......... RIGHT NOW" Fox jumped up and hugged Theresa. "YES, YES, YES LET'S GO" Theresa screamed. "Mama, be quite I'm trying to sleep" Little Ethan came running our in the new pajamas Theresa had bought him, they had pink Barbie dolls on them. "Sorry Little boy" Theresa smiled. So they all started to go and pack for there trip.
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Gwen walked into the waiting room. Dr. Maniac called her back, she walked back and took a seat. "So I guess your not feeling to good about yourself" The doctor said. "I'm not, I keep telling myself that I am beautiful but I was not
convinced" Gwen said. "Well there's only one solution, a makeover." The doctor said. "Sure, it seems nothing else is working. "Ok sit over on this seat, I'll call my stylist in and then you tell them how you want to look ok sugar" The doctor said. "OK" Gwen said cheerfully. The hair stylist walked in the room and asked Gwen, " What color hair do you want". "I want black, silky hair that feels so soft when you touch it" Gwen said. This went on for 7 hours and when she was done she looked exactly like........... Theresa.
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Theresa and Fox and Little Ethan, got in the station wagon. They drove to the island and got out of the car. "Mama, can we go and jump off the cliff again?" Little Ethan asked Theresa. "Well hon., first we have to unpack, ok" Theresa smiled down at him. "Ok mama" Little Ethan said as he ran upstairs. "He's so full of energy" Fox chuckled. "Yeah he's a good kid isn't he," Theresa said. "But boo, he doesn't call me dada, he calls you mama but doesn't call me dada, I want him to call me dada" Fox cried. " Fox don't cry he probably, has to get used to the fact now that your his dad, not anyone else now" Theresa said. "Well, ok I guess your right" Fox said laughing, tears coming down his cheeks.
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Gwen walked in the Crane Mansion, Rebecca was just walking down the stairs. "Theresa" Rebecca ran over to her. "No mother it's me, I got a makeover like it?" Gwen asked. Rebecca walked away not saying a word. Gwen walked upstairs. Running into Ethan, "What are you doing here?" Ethan asked mistaking Gwen for Theresa. "Well I got out from work early, so I came here" Gwen said. "You got a job?" Ethan said amazed because of Rebecca stopping Theresa from getting a job. "Yeah." Gwen said looking at Ethan like he was losing his mind. "Come here I want to show you something" Ethan said taking her hand and leading her into a room. In the room there was one dresser, Ethan walked over to it and opened it. "Come here" Ethan said quietly. Gwen walked over and looked in, there inside was a beautiful diamond ring. "Ohhhh" Gwen
said. "It's beautiful". "And I want to ask you something" Ethan said as he got down on his knee. "Will you marry me?" Ethan said looking up at her. "Yes, yes, yes, I will, I will, I will, I love ya baby, yes, yes, oh please, YES!" Gwen shouted. "Thank you for making me the most happy man in the world" Ethan whispered. Ethan didn't know that Gwen was herself because of the makeover Ethan thought that Gwen was Theresa, therefore he was really proposing to Theresa. "You better go" Ethan said to Gwen. "Ethan, I'm staying here" Gwen said. "Ok but don't let anyone see ya" Ethan whispered. Gwen left the room in tears. "Ethan is so romantic, but why would he want to get a remarriage? Maybe he knows that I wasn't happy, oh this is just great" Gwen
sang out as she ran downstairs to tell..........
REBECCA!
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Theresa and Fox and Little Ethan got out of the car, they were at the island. "whoa dada this is big as the gods of thunder! rah! Rah! thanks to the gods of thunder!" Little Ethan chanted. "Yeah buddy." Fox said warily. "c mon' babe," Fox called to Theresa. "This island like majorly rocks fox! Get it Fox rocks." Theresa said laughing. "Good one." Fox said laughing tears coming down his
face rolling on the ground. "I got one. How about Fox and mommy equal what?" Little Ethan yelled. "Parents?" Fox guessed. " People?" Theresa guessed. "Oh I know!!!!! mama and dada ducky?" Fox yelled. "
Noooooooooo! You equal IDIOTS!" Little Ethan yelled mad at his mama and daddy he ran away. "OH baby Ethan." Fox began to cry. "BABY BOY! What's Wrong?" Theresa yelled.
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Ethan was sitting in the room, the room he had just proposed to the woman he loved. "I can't believe it, after all there years I've finally gotten the woman I love, Theresa, I don't care about Gwen anymore, I love THERESA, THERESA, THERESA, I LOVE HER. Now I finally have her forever. I don't care what anyone says, not Gwen, not Rebecca, not fox, not anyone!" Ethan screamed at the top of his lungs. Right when Rebecca walked in.
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Little Ethan had ran off. "Let's go get that BAD BOY!!!" Fox screamed and charged after Little Ethan. "My poor babe, my poor little boy. So angry at me so devastated. AAHHHHHHH!" Theresa screamed as she banged her head on the ground. Meanwhile Fox had caught up with Little Ethan. "Son what's the matter?" Fox asked gently. " I'm not your son idiot." Little Ethan muttered angrily. "My mommy doesn't love me anymore because of you. You will never be my daddy." Little Ethan pouted. "Little Ethan your mommy loves you very much and so do I. I want to be your daddy because I love you." Fox said crying. "Daddy don't cry. Mommy loves me. And you do?" Little Ethan asked. "Yes I do Little Ethan more than you will ever know." Fox said giggling like a girl. Theresa meanwhile caught up with them with bruises on her forehead. "What happened baby?" Fox asked concerned. "I fell in a hole." Theresa said lying. " hmmm.. that makes sense" Fox said trying to sound smart. "Yeah well.. how's
my baby?" Theresa said grinning. "Good mama." Little Ethan said and gave her a hug, then went to go play in the water. "Theresa , I wrote a rap for you." Fox said slyly. "Let's hear what ya got." Theresa said laughing. "Okay here goes. My baby girl. Her names Theresa. She's stolen my heart and I can't get it back. But I don't want it back I want her to hold it forever. Princess of my heart. she's the greatest gal around too bad Ethan you cant have her whoo her favorite colors blue, she even likes pink. Princess of my heart. Queen of my soul. King of my emotions. Haaa! She's such a babe! She is so great underneath it all she's my gurl. She's greater than your daddy! She thinks
I'm tight and I'm digging her! I luv her so! Thanks baby Theresa! thanks for being there through it all! My baby ain't no fool! Thank ya! Thank Ya!
Sweet sister! Sing it! Theresa the great! Theresa the great! Thank ya! Haaa!" Fox finished grinning. "That was. . . great !" Theresa cried with tears running down her eyes. "You have grown up Fox to be such a . . . man." Theresa said to Fox as they kissed.
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"So who do you love Ethan?" Rebecca asked as she sat down. "Well Rebecca you might as well know, me and Theresa are getting married, and we love each other so much, that our love just couldn't.." Ethan trailed off as he broke down in tears. "Ethan your such a baby, she loves Fox, obviously she got injured in the head, no one could love you, I admit my Gwennie does, but I don't think she will care that you marry Theresa" Rebecca laughed. "Why Rebecca?" Ethan
asked. "Oh Ethan if only you knew, you have no idea what your getting yourself into" Rebecca laughed as she walked out the door. I wonder what Rebecca meant by that, who cares I love Theresa and Theresa loves me, and no one is going to get in the way of our love, Ethan thought to himself.
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