Chapter 4- The Second Wedding

Gwen ran into the room. "Ethan we better plan for the wedding" she said excited. "Ok, I'll order some men to come out here and organize the wedding " Ethan said. "Ok, but I want to invite Fox, I know you don't like

him but I do" Gwen said. So Ethan and Gwen sat there talking about there wedding, they were going to have it in 2 days. But the only thing Ethan didn't know was that he wasn't getting married to Theresa, but instead he was redoing his and Gwen's wedding.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------" Theresa, I have another rap, I think I want to be a rapper" Fox giggled. "Ok, let's hear it" Theresa said. "Ok, it goes a little something like this: Yo, my girl Theresa loves this island, and she wants to live on this island, so I'm going to let my baby live here, I'm gonna build a house, made of gold, and we'll be the king and queen of this island, were going to live here and live happily, I said Yo, you, baby girl, this is my gift to YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUU" Fox screamed. "Oh Fox, that was so beautiful, yeah we get to live here......forever" Theresa screamed. "Um, saga pie, the house is going to be started tomorrow if that's ok with the queen of this island" Fox said as he bowed down. "That would be splendid" Theresa cooed. "Kay baby cakes" Fox laughed. Just then Little Ethan

walked in, "Is my mama and my dodo ready to eat, I made some food, the thunder god helped me cook, come on guys" Little Ethan said as he grabbed there hands and pulled them into his room. "A Little Ethan, um let's go swimming instead," Theresa said. "Actually it's time for bed" Fox said as he picked up Little Ethan and headed for his bed. "Put me down you big meaner, you are an idiot, even the thunder god thinks so, you are a small eyed geek" Little Ethan said as he kicked Fox. Fox dropped Little Ethan in the bed, " SHUT UP, YOU BEAST, I'M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, NEVER EVER CALL ME A SMALL EYED GEEK AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME MONSTER, AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THE THUNDER GOD HE'S NOT REAL IDIOT" Fox

screamed. "Fox don't be so hard on him, he's just a boy, let him talk about the thunder god" Theresa said. "I'm sorry, I just hate when people comment on my small eyes" Fox cried. Fox and Theresa went to bed tomorrow they would have there own house on this island.

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Gwen left the house she was so excited about tomorrow. She was at Dr. Maniac's office, she was there to thank her. "I just wanted to thank you and invite you to my wedding" Gwen said. "Thank you Gwen it has been a pleasure helping you, and it would be a honor to come to your wedding, I'll be there tomorrow" She said as she pushed Gwen out the door. Well I better get home so that I don't have bags under my eyes for tomorrow, Gwen thought to herself. Gwen went home and went to bed because tomorrow was her big day, "Theresa you didn't win, Ethan loves me, and tomorrow we are getting married. And she went to bed.

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Gwen got up and went to the church there wedding was starting in 5 minutes, she was just napping for some reason she felt nervous. Ethan came in and told her it was time to begin the ceremony. She walked up on stage. They said there I do's and then they kissed, "I FEEL BEAUTIFUL IN MY SKIN" Gwen shouted. They cut there cake, Gwen picked up a piece of cake and pushed it in Ethan's mouth. Ethan started coughing, he didn't stop, and then someone called 911, Ethan was choking, he was sent to the hospital, and that was it there wedding was over, Gwen drove to the hospital and saw Ethan. "He fine he just was choking we had to remove some of the cake" the doctor said. Gwen drove Ethan home. "Ethan how was the wedding besides the part about you choking on your wedding cake" Rebecca chuckled. "Shut up, I don't care, because I'm married to Theresa now" Ethan smiled. "You are? No you got married to Gwen." WHAT?" Ethan said shocked. "Yeah can you believe it? Gwen is Theresa. Well not exactly Gwen got a make over. Surgery even to look like Theresa. And you being the idiot you are you believed her and your married to her again." Rebecca said laughing. "You.... You... big loser! You and Gwen are dumb- dumbs. I can still get a divorce you know." Ethan pointed out. "Oh but you can't." Rebecca said evilly.

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"Ya know baby I shouldn't have gotten on Little Ethan like that. I feel like such a clown. Geez Luis I totally blew my top" Fox cried. " Hon it's ok, let's get some sleep, because tomorrow our grand gold house is coming!" Fox exclaimed. "And don't forget mister I will be the Queen!" Theresa giggled. "How could I forget my darling princess! Or should I say. Queen!" Fox giggled excitedly. " Oh Fox, about that Whitney and her 6 year old cousin are coming when the house is finished, I told Whitney that she could come to live with us and be our royal subjects." Theresa said and they fell asleep. Fox stayed awake. He was scared of Whitney since he had once loved her and all. He didn't want her coming between him and his 'Queen'. He stayed awake crying over the fact that Whitney was coming. She Was a monster in his mind a monster that would destroy his happy marriage.

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"What are you talking about Becker" Ethan asked. "Well, leotard, when you were signing those stupid papers about how you would get married, I slipped one in there that said you will always stay married to my Gwennie." Rebecca laughed. "It doesn't matter Becs it's not legal. You can't just make up little laws for yourself." Ethan said reassuring himself. "Oh but it is legal it's very much legal. See I had good old Jules, talk to some important senate person and they signed it legal. So you see Ethan it is Legal, and there's nothing you can do. You can go through all your little lawyer books but you wont find any way out of this one." Rebecca said laughing hysterically.

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Gwen was up in her room, she had just got out of the shower, she was going to go and find Ethan, she was so happy she finally knew that Ethan loved her. Gwen ran downstairs, just in time to hear, Ethan and Rebecca's 'Chat'. "Ethan how could you, I thought you loved me and I was more self- confident, but I can see now that the only reason we ever got married was because you thought that I was Theresa, I hate you Ethan, how could you be so cruel, you ruined my life" Gwen began to cry. "There, there, Gwennie, I know he's such a monster, who would have the nerve to do that" Rebecca said pretending to cry, "Let's go into the den" Rebecca said as she pushed Gwen out of the room.

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Ethan ran upstairs, I'm such a fool, Gwen is a good woman but, I don't love her and she needs to understand that." Maybe I should try to talk to Gwen" Ethan said as he left the room. He went to the doors of the den and then listened to what Gwen and Rebecca were talking about: "Mother she has it all, a man, a beautiful child, money, EVERYTHING!" Gwen cried. "Yes I know, I heard that their beginning to build a house on an island near by, starting tomorrow. And they even have enough money to hire a nana, I saw it in a ad."

Beck stared. "It went something like this: Theresa Crane and Foxworth Nicholas Crane need a nana! Come on! Lil' Ethan is a fun loving, rowdy, and is in need of a good loving, fun, caring. interesting, creative nana who will live with us in our house being built and will take care of our precious and special child. Decent Pay. And then some stupid phone number. It was the most corny ad just like them." HAAA!!" Gwen and Rebecca rolled on the ground laughing. Ethan had heard enough, he had a plan a plan that would get him closer to Theresa.

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Ethan ran up to his room. "Should I go for it? It's the only way. Yes, I will" Ethan whispered. Ethan went to his office and got paper, he was going to make a poster saying he was a unhired nana, just waiting to be hired. Ethan sat down, with a pink marker he wrote: Hi! My name is Leo Conley. And I am an unhired nana. I want to be your child's nana, I am....... Fun loving, caring, interesting ( I like interesting people), and creative. So call me up at 662-4567. Thanks. He left the house and hung up the poster, it was only a matter of time.

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It was morning and Theresa and Fox were up early. Theresa wanted to see the start of their new home. It was started at 2 in the morning. It was almost half way done! Theresa was amazed. "Baby, how can something be half way built but yet be the most beautiful thing in the world" Theresa asked. "Because we are the ones that are going to live in there" Fox giggled. "Fox stop" Theresa giggled back. They were chuckling away. "Are we Lil' Giggle monsters" Fox

asked. All of a sudden they saw Little Ethan running towards them, "Mama, dodo" Little Ethan screamed. "Why can't he call me dada like the rest of normal kids do" Fox pouted? "Mama can we go to the store" Little Ethan asked. "Ok, then maybe when we get back Whitney will be here and the house will be looking better" Theresa said. Theresa and Little Ethan and Fox were at the store when, they saw a sign for a nana that wanted to be hired. "Call him on your cell" Fox said. Theresa dialed the numbers. "Hello" came a voice that was familiar but Theresa couldn't tell whom. "Hi, I'm Theresa Crane and I saw your ad in the window of the store and, I really need a nana, so if you want the job, you got the job, I don't have to meet you before, because I'm in such a hurry to get a nana, you can start when are house is planned to be done, tomorrow.

Bye!" Theresa hung up the phone. "We got ourselves a fun loving nana" Theresa giggled.

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Ethan was very pleased with himself. He finally got a job, being close to Theresa. He had a great disguise. It was a wig that could not fall off, the hair color was blond, and he looked great in it. "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Ethan shouted. Ethan was going to be living n the same house as Theresa, this was too good to be true.

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Theresa and Fox walked back to their almost complete house, then they saw Whitney in her car, pull into the driveway. Fox squirmed. "Fox are you ok?"

Theresa asked. "Yeah but, I think I'll go for a little walk, I really have a lot of energy, I need to get out" Fox said. "Ok, well I'll stay here" Theresa said as Fox walked off. "Hey Whitney, and who is this" Theresa said looking at the little girl standing next to Whitney. "This is my cousin, her name is Raspberry" Whitney said smiling. "Well Raspberry, how would you like to go play with my son, Little Ethan" Theresa said. The girl nodded her head. "He's in the house" Theresa said. The girl walked away, into the house. "Hey," Raspberry said to Little Ethan. "Hey what's your name" Little Ethan asked? "My names Raspberry Russell, if you want you can call me R.R, or Little Raspberry, or Lil' Raspberry." Raspberry said. "Ok, do you know the Thunder God?" Little Ethan asked Raspberry. "Sure, I do, I love the Thunder God" she said. "Hey you are going to live with us when our house is done, I think it's going to be fun, now that I have someone to play with since I don't have a brother or a sis." Little Ethan explained. Raspberry Russell was an odd looking girl. She was light skinned like, Whitney but had flaming orange red hair and bright freckles. She had a bubbly personality, and one could say she had a connection with the Thunder God. She was always talking to them, no one liked Raspberry at preschool since she was a bit odd but, she didn't care. She had found her new best friend. Little Ethan.

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Ethan got out his leather pants and put on his wig. Wow do I look goooooood in this wig! He started dancing around on the furniture in his bedroom. "Ethan rocks! Yeah you go boy!" He said shaking his booty in the mirror. He put on some heavy medal and sang along. " Yeah she was looking my way, Ohhhh and could tell from the way she was looking she was in lllllooooooooovvvvvveeeee with me! Yeah! She didn't need to say it I could see it in her eyes she loves meeeeeee!" Ethan screamed. Rebecca came in the room. "Cute Ethan. I can

See now that Gwen is gone you've lost it. Well I'm telling you it's going to take a lot to get her back. So you better go start begging." Rebecca smirked. "I told you Becs I don't want her back. OK?" Ethan said happily. "Well if you don't want her back then get out of this house." Rebecca snapped. "Ahhh see you forgot already didn't you? Tsk, Tsk." Ethan shook his fingers at her. " You won't let me divorce Gwen so I have all the legal rights to live here. But I need to go away on business for a couple months. I'll be in L.A. So you won't have to worry about me for a while." Ethan smirked. If I come back. Theresa and I will probably run off together and I never will come back, but I can't tell Rebecca that. "Fine Ethan your right you can stay here but don't expect to get the same Privileges as everyone else in this house since you are not a welcome guest if you're catching my drift." Rebecca said as she waltzed out of Ethan's bedroom. Ethan turned his music up and continued to dance and scream letting all his anger in the music, and then shaking booty in the mirror, he started to pack. He needed to be down at Fox and Theresa's new house as soon as he could.

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Theresa and Whitney were chatting when Fox came back from his walk. "Hi Fox" Whitney said waving. "Oh Whitney..." Fox said starting to back away.

"Are you ok Fox?" Theresa and Whitney said at the same time. "I.. I'm Fine" Fox said. "I'm going to go and check on Little Ethan" Fox said running off. Whitney and Theresa looked at each other, Whitney shrugged her shoulders.

"Anyways I'm so excited that Little Ethan and Raspberry will have a nana" Theresa said. "Yeah, when is he going to arrive? I really want to meet the person who's going to take care of my lil' coz" Whitney said excited. "When the house is done" Theresa said. " WHICH IS NOW" Whitney shouted. "Oh my gosh, Fox come here quick, our house is done" Theresa screamed. Fox came rushing out. "Yeah baby girl, our house is finally done and we are going to live happily in it" Fox said. "Don't forget about me" Whitney shouted. " Oh yeah" Fox said sounding scared. "Workers, start moving in all of the new furniture I just bought, move it in to all the rooms" Fox said. "Fox don't forget about our nana, he needs a room too" Theresa said. "Yeah I know baby girl" Fox said as he started toward the hut they had been living in.

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