GCrockerdude88: Hey peoples! The show just started. Bakura and Yami insulted DBZ Warrior1's intelligence and now she's pounding them.
Ryou: But I thought DBZ Warrior1 is pounding them because Bakura was swearing in front of 5 year olds again and Yami just got caught in the middle of it.
GCrockerdude88: Well I guess there is some rage left from when DBZ Warrior1 was told that Bakura was swearing in front of 5 year olds again by I'm not going to tell you who, cough cough Phoenix727 cough cough.
::DBZ Warrior1, Bakura and Yami are in a dust cloud fight::
Bakura: OW X--x
DBZ Warrior1: JUST WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY IQ AGAIN!!! OVO
Yami: Just how old are you?! X--x
Rest of Cast and GCrockerdude88: Oh O--o
::the fight is over::
Yugi: Just what did you guys do to get her so mad?
Yami: We told her that she had an IQ of a fly.
Bakura: But a fly is smarter.
::GCrockerdude88 is holding back a very, very, VERY enraged DBZ Warrior1::
Yami and Bakura: Uh-oh O--O;
::DBZ Warrior1 breaks free from GCrockerdude88::
DBZ Warrior1: PREPARE FOR PAIN!!!!!!!
Tristan: Aren't you going to do something?
GCrockerdude88: Hey I tried.
Cast: - . -;
::DBZ Warrior1 gets out a metal meat tenderizer::
Yami and Bakura: O.O;;;
Bakura: A MEAT TENDERIZER!!! O--O;; WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR LESS PAINFUL THAN A MEAT TENDERIZER SHOVEL!!!
DBZ Warrior1: Dry cleaning.
Yami: Why is it in dry cleaning?
DBZ Warrior1: Because I got so many bloodstains on it and I also lend it to Serenity for her to use against Phoenix727 and she got a little smudge on it... ::stares at Yami and Bakura evilly:: ::evil grin::
Yami and Bakura: O.O ::runs away::
DBZ Warrior1: I'M GOING TO SEND YOU BACK TO THE GRAVE YA SPIRITS!!!! REST IN PIECES!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! ::chases after them::
Cast and GCrockerdude88: O.O;;;
Joey: She has some real anger issues!
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Scooby-Doo or X-men.
Bleeping Guy: Start the story.
GCrockerdude88: DBZ you can't do that to them!! They don't have life insurance and plus we don't want to get sued!! O.O ::chases after DBZ Warrior1::
/peanut butter/ = mind link
Yami: That little Girl Scout who was trying to sell us the Girl Scout cookies before was creepy.
Tristan: I didn't think that girl scouts could be possessed by the devil.
Bakura: Believe me they can. Look at DBZ Warrior1 for instance.
(A/N- DBZ Warrior1: WHAT!!! Wait till I get my hands on that- ::GCrockerdude88 knocks DBZ Warrior1 out with a shovel:: GCrockerdude88: Ok now somebody needs to go to their anger management class. ::sweat drops:: ::GC drags DBZ to anger management class::)
::a dark and shady guy runs into the movie theater, bumps into Tristan, and runs again::
Tristan: Hey watch it man!
Yugi: I wonder what that was about?
::police officers and a detective walk into the theater::
Detective: There's our culprit! ::points to Tristan::
Tristan: Who me?
::police officer puts hand cuffs on Tristan::
Tristan: What the heck is going on?!?
Detective: You're under arrest!
Joey: Uh we can see dat.
Detective: Don't get all-smart with me mister! Any way you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of court!
Ryou: Don't you mean court of law?
Detective: That's what I said.
Joey: No you didn't. You said-
Detective: Any way moving in on!
Joey: oVo ::mumbles something::
Téa: But sir what did Tristan do?
Detective: He just had stolen some rare 25 million dollars worth of diamonds! (A/N- This is Bleeping Guy here, we're not sure what kind of money they use in Japan but we're going to stick to US money.)
Tristan: But-
Detective: Ah ha! He just said but! Write that down boys.
Cast: - . -;
Yugi: But sir Tristan couldn't have stolen those diamonds! He was here the hold night!
Detective: Oh yeah, well tell that to the diamonds in his pocket! ::goes in Tristan's right pocket and pulls out his wallet:: See!
Joey: But dat's his wallet.
Detective: ::embarrassed:: I know that! ::goes into Tristan's other pocket and pulls out a few diamonds::
Cast: ::gasped::
::creepy music plays:: DUN DUN DUN
Tristan: WHAT?!? I didn't steal those!
Police Officer #1: Yeah, yeah that's what they all say.
Police Officer #2: Tell it to the judge!
Tristan: But I'm telling you the truth! I'm no thief!
Bakura: That's right! I'm the only thief mastermind around here and I intend to be the only one!!
Police Officers and Detective: ::looks at Bakura::
Bakura: Um... never mind.
Yami: That guy who bump into Tristan earlier must of put those in his pocket to frame him.
Tristan: Hey that's right!
Téa: So you have the wrong man! Tristan is innocent!
Detective: Do you have any evidence?
Cast: No
Detective: Well if you don't have any proof than how can I believe you?
Yugi: What if we can capture the real thief, will you then let Tristan go?
Detective: Well I suppose. You have 45 minutes to capture the real thief and your friend has to stay with us just incase you are lying and decide to get away.
Yugi: Ok lets go find that thief!
Joey: We'll be back for you lata Tristan!
::Cast except Tristan goes off to search for the real thief::
Tristan: Hurry back!!!
Téa: Where do you think that guy went?
Yugi: I don't know Téa. This movie theater is pretty big so there's only one thing we can do! Let's spilt up gang!
Yami and Bakura: NOOOOOO!!!!
Yugi: What's wrong?
Yami: Every time we split up, I'm always stuck with the psychotic tomb robber!
Bakura: Yeah! And I don't want to be partners with the baka Pharaoh no more!
Ryou: Than what do you want to do then?
Yami: I suggest we don't split up this time.
Bakura: Yes.
Yugi: But then how are we going to find the thief if we don't split up?
Yami: We stick together.
Yugi: But splitting up is the best part of the mystery!
Yami: {I must make Yugi cut back on the Scooby-Doo. - -;}
Yugi: /I heard that!!!/
Yami: /Well you got to admit aibou, you do watch a lot of Scooby-Doo/
Yugi: /Well maybe I like Scooby-Doo! And I don't complain about you watching X-men all the time!/
Yami: /That's because I don't act out the show, unlike you! /
Yugi: /I do not act out the show!/
Yami: /Sure you don't/
Yugi: /I DON"T!!! --/
Téa: Um Earth to Yugi and Yami we have a job to do.
Yami and Yugi: ::snaps back to reality:: Oh yeah!
::Detective telling life story to Tristan... ::shivers:: ::
Detective: And when I was in preschool, I mistakenly ate the finger paints for pudding...
Tristan: ::groans:: {I wonder if this qualifies as my punishment...WAIT I'M INNOCENT!}
::searching for the thief for 15 minutes and still no dice::
Yugi: Ah ha! Look at this! It's some footprints!
Bakura: So.
Yugi: So it's a clue!
Bakura: How?
Yugi: It'll lead us to the thief!
Bakura: How?
Yugi: We follow where the footprints go and eventually it will lead us to the guy who framed Tristan.
Bakura: How?
Yugi: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU ARE DOING THIS JUST TO ANNOY ME!! OVO
Bakura: Maybe.
::Yugi lunges at Bakura but before he dose, Yami and Joey holds him back::
Yami: Aibou what's gotten into you!? O--O
Téa, Joey and Ryou: O--O;;
Bakura: ::snickers::
::the gang has followed the footprints to the snack bar after Joey accidentally fell into a garbage can for looking at the foot prints to close::
Joey: I'm hungry! ::goes to snack bar but is stop by Téa::
Téa: Hold on Shaggy. We've got a job to do and we have no time to eat Scooby snacks! - -
Joey: Awe but Téa I'm hungry!!
Bakura: You're always hungry you Neanderthal!
Joey: What did you call me?!
Bakura: You heard me you Neanderthal!
Joey: Even thou I don't know what that is; something tells me its not good!
Bakura: WOW your right for once!
Joey: WHY YOU-
Yugi: ::cuts Joey off:: Uh Joey why don't you go get some popcorn! ::sweat drop::
Joey: Ok ::Joey walks to snack bar and spots the same guy who bump into Tristan earlier:: HEY THERE'S THE GUY WHO FRAMED TRISTAN!!!!
::the thief sees them and runs away::
Bakura: OH WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOUT THAT TO THE WHOLE WORLD WHILE YOUR'RE AT IT YOU MORON!!
Joey: Sorry. ::sweat drop::
Yami: After him!!!
::Cast goes after the thief::
::weird chase music plays because of Bleeping Guy::
Bleeping Guy: I love this part of my job.
::the Cast except Joey (who isn't there but the Cast doesn't notice it yet) has lost the thief and is now on the floor near the stairs to the movie theater basement and they are gasping for breath::
::chase music is still playing::
Ryou: I guess the thief gave us the slip.
Yami: Yeah- wait hold on... hey Bleeping Guy why is the chase music still on? We're not chasing the thief no more. ...Bleeping Guy?
Bleeping Guy: ::is sleeping::
Yami, Yugi, Téa, Ryou, and Bakura: -.-;;
Yugi: This music is getting on my nerves. --
Bakura: Allow me to turn it off... ::evil grin:: ::gets brick from out of his pocket::
Téa: Where did you get that brick?
Bakura: It fell into my pocket when those evil women were hitting us with their purses. ::throws brick into Technical Room breaking the stereo where chase music is playing::
Yugi, Yami, Téa, and Ryou: O--o;;
Yugi: ... Bakura do you know that you just broke DBZ Warrior1's stereo...
Bakura: Yeah so?
Yami: Do you have a death wish? She is going to kill you when she returns from her anger management class!
Bakura: O--O Oh crap!
Ryou: Hey where's Joey??
Yugi: Oh no!! The thief must of grab him!!!
Yami: That's just great!!
Yugi: No it isn't!! Usually the criminal in Scooby-Doo kidnaps the girl. This just messed up the whole mystery!!!
Yami, Téa, Ryou, and Bakura: - . -;
Bakura: In case you haven't notice shorty, but THIS ISN'T SCOOBY-DOO!!!
Yami: For once he's right.
::the cast except Joey and Tristan hears a groan coming from the basement::
Téa: Am I losing it or did anybody else hear that?
Bakura: Your losing it.
Yami: No I heard it to
Bakura: Then you must be really losing it.
Yugi: I think we should investigate it.
::cast goes down into the movie theater basement::
Tristan: Can I use the bathroom?
Detective: No you can't because you're a thief
Tristan: What does that have to do with me going to the bathroom?
Detective: Uhhhhh... nothing.
Tristan: You know I'm wondering if you got that badge in a costume shop instead of earning it.
Detective: Well... at least I'm not a thief!
Tristan: I'm innocent I swear!!! --
::groan is getting louder::
Yami: This groaning is giving me a headache!
Bakura: ::gets brick out::
Ryou: ::grabs Bakura's wrist:: No not this time. ::sweat drop::
Téa: Wow it sure is dark down here. ::holds onto Yugi's arm::
Yugi: ::blushes madly:: Ok does anyone see anything suspicious?
Bakura: No except for the fact that Joey is a ghost but nothing out of the ordinary. ::walks away::
Yugi, Yami, Ryou, and Téa: A GHOST!!
::Yugi, Yami, Ryou, and Téa turn around and spot Joey who is all white like a ghost::
Joey: Whoa what happen... ::rubs head:: ::spots the gang:: Hey guys why do you look like you've just seem a ghost?
Yami, Yugi, Ryou, and Téa: ::looks like they've seem a ghost and Ryou is paler than usual::
Yami: ...That's...because Joey...you...are one... O . o;;
Joey: What?? ::looks at his hands and sees white:: ...AHHHHH I'M A GHOST!!! NOOOOO I'M TO YOUNG TO BE DEAD!!!!!
Bakura: ::pops out of nowhere and has a plank:: DIE GHOST! ::hits Joey with the plank:: DIE GHOST! ::hits Joey with the plank:: DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! ::continues to hit Joey with the plank::
Joey: ::on the floor:: OW Bakura that hurts!!!
Yugi: Wait how can that hurt if he's a ghost?!
Ryou: ACHOO ACHOO ACHOOO!! ::continues to sneeze::
Téa: Wow Ryou you sure are sneezing a lot.
Ryou: It's probably because there's flour nearby. It makes me sneeze.
Yugi: Flour... THAT'S IT!!
Yami: What's it?
Yugi: ::puts Ryou close to Joey::
Ryou: ::sneezes a really big sneeze blowing white stuff off of Joey::
Joey: Bless you...
Ryou: Thanks.
Yami: Joey why were you covered in flour.
Joey: I don't know. The last thing I remember was that I was chasing after the thief and then black.
Voice: All right you pestering kids quit following me!!!
Téa: It's the thief!
Thief: I want to know why are you following me!
Yugi: Because you framed our friend Tristan!
Yami: Now we are going to bring you to the police!!
Bakura: And that crazy detective!
Thief: No you're not.
Joey: Ok then, we'll just be leaven now. ::sweat drops::
Thief: No you're not. ::evil smile::
Cast: O--o;;
Yami: You know something tells me that we are in trouble.
::Tristan and the Detective are playing cards::
Tristan: Do you have any nines?
Detective: ::grumbles and hands over nines.
Tristan: HA! I win! Hand over the popcorn.
Detective: That's two out of three!!
Tristan: No I beat you so hand it over!!
Detective: Grrr ::hands over popcorn:: Well you will be going off to jail in less then 10 minutes and I don't see your so-call friends anywhere.
Tristan: Oh they'll be here!
Detective: Well I don't see them so they probably forgot you!
Tristan: Yeah sure whatever. You're just mad because I beat you in every single game we've played.
Detective: No I'm not!
Tristan: Then how come you're blowing a fuse?
Detective: I AM NOT BLOWING A FUSE!!!
Tristan: ::grins::
::Yugi and the rest of the Cast are cowering in fear because of the thief::
Thief: ::moves in on the Cast::
Cast: O--O;;
Yami: Yugi...everybody... Remember when DBZ Warrior1 taught us some self- defense moves that where stupid and I told you that they would never be useful so forget them...
Cast except Yami and Tristan: Yes.
Yami: Well now is a good time to remember!
Cast: Right!
::Téa moves up to the thief and stomps on his foot::
Thief: OWW!! O--O
Téa: ::gets pepper spray from out of her purse and uses it on the thief::
Thief: AH I'M BLIND!!
Yugi: ::starts kicking the thief in the legs::
Bakura: Go shorty!
Yami: Ok Bakura now its your turn.
Bakura: ::evil grin:: This is going to be fun...
::Bakura starts doing something to the thief that we can't show you because this story is rated PG::
Cast: O--o;;
Joey: I don't remember DBZ Warrior1 telling him to do dat! O--O
Yami: ::covers Yugi's eyes::
Ryou: Um Bakura I think you've got him. O--o;;
Bakura: Oh fine!
Yami: Joey, Ryou, use the plastic wrap!!!
::Joey and Ryou get out plastic wrap and wrap it around the thief::
Yami: Now it's my turn! ::drags the thief by his legs, up the stairs to the lobby::
Thief: ::head is getting hit by the stairs while going up::
Yami: ::lets go of the thief and the thief slides down the stairs hitting his head on the wall:: Opps how clumsy of me.
Thief: X--X
Detective: Only one minute to go.
::the rest of the cast comes into the lobby dragging the thief behind them, who is still wrapped up::
Tristan: There they are!
Yugi: Tristan! We caught the thief!
Tristan: That's great! I'm not going to jail!!
Yami: No but he is.
Detective: You have been charge for stealing diamonds. Take him away boys!
Thief: Grrr and I would of gotten away with it too if it haven't been for you meddling kids!
::the detective, police, and thief leave the movie theater::
Téa: Tristan we are so glad you are not going to jail!
Tristan: Me too!
Movie Manager: ::on the intercom:: Attention ladies and gentlemen Kong-Fuu Fighting Knights will start soon.
Yugi: Hey that's our movie!
Yami: Lets go!
END CHAPTER
GCrockerdude88: We're back!
DBZ Warrior1: And I'm anger free! :)
::Cast is acting casual::
DBZ Warrior1 and GCrockerdude88: ::confused::
GCrockerdude88: Wait why aren't they trying to escape?
DBZ Warrior1: I don't know. There's probably something going on here. ::walks into Technical Room where Bakura had broken the stereo earlier::
Yugi: Hey GC you're back!
GCrockerdude88: Yup.
Ryou: Where's DBZ Warrior1?
GCrockerdude88: She went into the Technical Room.
Bakura: Uh-oh O--o; ::walks away slowly::
::Cast and GC hears DBZ Warrior1 from inside the Technical Room::
DBZ Warior1: WHAT!!! WHO THE BLEEP BROKE MY STEREO!!!
::DBZ Warrior1 comes out of the Technical Room looking very mad::
DBZ Warrior1: Bakura this brick has your name all over it! ::holds up the brick:: OVO
Bakura: Uhhh...
GCrockerdude88: Dude run.
DBZ Warrior1: OH YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE TOMB ROBBER!!! ::grabs him and drags him into the Torture Room::
GCrockerdude88: Oh no. Not the Torture Room! O--o Well if she gets a real good beating out of Bakura, than maybe her Bakura hunting days are over if he keeps his mouth shut. Uh.... Thanks to the people who reviewed us.
Phoenix727
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DBZ Warrior1: ::pops head out the door from the Torture Room:: Hey Phoenix727 I finish my Bakura hunting and now I'm going for the kill! ::winks:: (read YuGiOh! Z) After you read my story, I recommend you read Phoenix727's stories. They're really great and he's a great writer!
Bakura: ::from inside the Torture Room:: No he's not! He squealed on me!!
DBZ Warrior1: Shut-up! Well please read and review and later dudes!