DBZ Warrior1: All right!!! We've finally made it to chapter 9 and only two more chapters to go!
GCrockerdude88: The sooner done, the sooner I can leave.
DBZ Warrior1: Hey where did the Cast go?
GCrockerdude88: They're trying to escape again.
DBZ Warrior1: Oh boy! Another master plan to mess up!
GCrockerdude88: Don't get too excited. Their "master" plan is trying to pull the door open.
::Cast is line up holding onto each other, trying to pry the door open::
Yami: 1, 2, 3 PULL! ::Cast tries to pull the door open::
DBZ Warrior1: ::anime falls:: THAT'S THEIR MASTER PLAN!!!
GCrockerdude88: I never said it was genius.
DBZ Warrior1: So much for messing up their plan. Oh well time for taunting! Hey guys you can't leave yet, not until we tell you the secret. (its what chapter 5 is about)
::the Cast continues on trying to pull the door open. Yugi is in the back of the line and when he heard the word secret, he fell forward causing a domino reaction::
Yugi: Secret?
Téa: I forgot about the secret.
Bakura: TELL US NOW OR WE WILL SEVERELY HURT YOU!!!
DBZ Warrior1: Ask GC.
GCrockerdude88: WHAT!!!!!!!
::Cast stares at GC evilly::
GCrockerdude88: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM TO ASK ME ABOUT THE SECRET WHEN YOU KNOW THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW TILL THE END OF THE STORY!!!! ::breathing heavily::
DBZ Warrior1: Cuz we never got to see you being chased around by a mad Cast and I'm tired of being chased, so now its my turn to sit back and relax and your turn to run.
GCrockerdude88: ::looks like she's about to commit murder::
DBZ Warrior1: O-O;; I'll just be leaving now... heh heh /crud/ ::runs away::
::DBZ is being chased by GC who is being chase by the Cast::
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh because the show would be too chaotic if we did.
DBZ Warrior1: ::still being chased by GC:: BLEEPING GUY IF YOU DON'T HELP ME OUT HERE THEN I WILL FIRE YOU LITERALLY!!!
Bleeping Guy: O-o; Oh BLEEP. ::joins the chase:: Start the story!
/peanut butter/ thought
On The Movie Line Near The Usher:
::most of the Cast got into the theater except for Yugi, Yami, Ryou, and Bakura::
Yami: Wait aibou Bakura and I need our tickets.
Yugi: Don't worry Yami. Ryou and I have them.
Usher: Tickets, tickets, tickets.
::Yugi and Ryou hand in theirs and their yamis' tickets and get stamped but unaware that the yamis aren't following them::
::Yami and Bakura walk past the usher but are pulled back by him::
Usher: Whoa, where do you think you two are going?
Bakura: ::sarcastic tone:: Well it looks like we are going to see the movie.
Usher: Not without your tickets your not! ...Wait didn't you two already handed in your tickets
Yami: Uh yes we did... uh so we'll just be leaving now...
Usher: Then where are your stamps?
Bakura: Stamps?
Ushers: You know the stamps that I stamped you with. Don't tell me you wash it off.
Yami: Listen, our...uh twin brothers gave you our tickets so can you just let us in!
Usher: Not without a ticket your not. Why don't you just go and buy one.
Bakura: We don't have any money!
Usher: Then you should of finished college.
Yami: Did you even finish college? - -
Usher: ::cries:: NO! Why do you think I'm an usher! T.T (A/N- I don't own that line. It comes from Fairly Oddparents but instead of an usher, it's a waiter.)
Yami: Well since your crying, we'll just be going into the theater... ::gets pulled back by the usher again::
Usher: Not so fast wise guy! You still need a ticket to get into the theater!
::Yami and Bakura start to argue with the Usher and while they are arguing; a hobo, criminals in striped jump suits, escape clowns from the circus and other random people sneak past the Usher and into the movie theater without being notice::
Usher: FOR THE FINAL TIME, I'M NOT LETTING YOU INTO THE THEATER WITHOUT A TICKET SO GET LOST!!!!
Yami: ::starts to fume and is about to attack the Usher but Bakura holds him back::
Bakura: Fine. We'll leave but don't think we won't be back. This is war until you let us into that theater.
Usher: I'm so shaken.
Bakura: ::gives his famous death glare that can give anyone nightmares::
Usher: Mommy. O-o;;
In A Deserted Part Of The Movie Theater:
Yami: How are we going to get past the Usher? You see I was thinking of sending him to the Shadow Realm, and then we can get into the theater.
Bakura: But what fun would that be. ::smiles evilly:: I've just declared war on this guy. I want to make him suffer.
Yami: - - And how are you going to do that?
Bakura: I've called in a resourceful friend of mine.
::DBZ Warrior1 appears and is carrying a huge metal briefcase::
Yami: SHE'S the resourceful friend! She can't even make toast!
DBZ Warrior1: Hey! I resent that! It's not my fault that the toaster is evil!
Yami and Bakura: - -;
Bakura: You've got the goods.
DBZ Warrior1: You've got the peanut butter.
Bakura: ::growls and give DBZ a case full of peanut butter::
DBZ Warrior1: ::DBZ shakes the case, narrow eyes at Bakura and puts out her hand:: ALL of it.
Bakura: ::growls again and gives DBZ the missing peanut butter jar::
DBZ Warrior1: Thank-you. Lets make this guy pay. ::grins evilly::
Yami: ::whispers to Bakura:: I think DBZ is in her evil mood again.
DBZ Warrior1: ::opens the briefcase:: I was thinking along the lines of a bazooka. ::holds up bazooka::
Bakura: Brilliant!
Yami: No!
DBZ Warrior1 and Bakura: Awe. V-V
Yami: Got anything less dangerous?
DBZ Warrior1: Flamethrower.
Yami: No.
DBZ Warrior1: Shot gun.
Yami: No
DBZ Warrior1: Rat poison.
Yami: No.
DBZ Warrior1: Radioactive ants. ::holds up an ant farm with green glowing ants inside::
Bakura: OH Lets go with the ants!
Yami: NOO!
Bakura: Awe your no fun!
DBZ Warrior1: ::tosses ants away and they break lose::
Yami: Do you have anything that WON'T kill the guy?
DBZ Warrior1: Fine but its gonna cost you extra. ::smiles evilly::
Yami: Oh dear Ra!
Sometime Later:
::DBZ has fainted::
Yami: I cannot believe she made me do that!
Bakura: What? Tell her how you get your hair to stay like that? It was worth it. (A/N- I was curious)
Yami: It was not!
Bakura: Just look at it this way, you've made her day and we got all this stuff for free.
Yami: I am SO glad for you.
DBZ Warrior1: ::wakes up:: Oh my god I've never would of guessed that. Anyway all the stuff you need is in that briefcase and here's the manual that goes with the stuff. ::gets out a HUGE manual bigger than all five of the Harry Potter books put together:: (A/N- Oh crap.)
Bakura: - - The manual! We don't need the manual. Manuals are only for idiots! /Though I can see why you have one/
DBZ Warrior1: Ok but you'll be sorry. I got to go now or else GCrockerdude88 will raid the fridge and eat all the cheese tacos again. ::uses smoke ball and is gone once the smoke is cleared::
Bakura and Yami: ::blink blink::
Yami: She's be watching to many secret agent movies lately.
Bakura: Yeah.
Yami: Did we just agree on something again?
Bakura: Yes.
Yami and Bakura: ::shivers::
Behind The Snack Bar Near The Usher:
Bakura: ::looking through the briefcase:: What to use, what to use...Oh how about this one! ::holds ups a huge gun similar to a bazooka.::
Yami: What is it?
Bakura: Don't know.
Yami: ::reads the name off the gun:: It says Ping Pong Shooter 3000
Bakura: That's a weird name to name a bazooka!
Yami: Uhh Bakura I don't think-
::Bakura pulls down the trigger and ping pong balls shoot out all over the place::
Yami: ::ducks:: STOP SHOOTING PING PONG BALLS!!!
Bakura: I can't its out of control!
(A/N- I told them to use the manual because my gadgets have a mind of it's own but noo, nobody listens to me. Isn't that right GC? GCrockerdude88: ::eating cheese tacos:: Huh? DBZ: --)
Yami: ::stuffs a bag of popcorn in the Ping Pong Shooter 3000 to stop the ping pong balls:: oVo We read the manual for now on... ::give Bakura death glare that would kill anyone if it can::
Bakura: Fine...
With The Usher:
Usher: /I've haven't seen those two troublemakers for a while. Heh. Must of backed off on their threat-/
::Bakura pops up out of nowhere with another weird gun::
Bakura: EAT ASPARAGUS YOU SCUM!!!!!!! ::pulls trigger of the gun and shoots out gross asparagus::
Usher: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! O-O;;;; ::dodges asparagus and hides behind a garbage can:: Two can play it at that game! ::gets out a gun and starts shooting Brussels sprouts::
::Bakura and the Usher are in a vegetable war:: (A/N- The worst of them all! Things would really start to get ugly if they...OH NO NOT THE MUTATED BROCCOLI/CAULIFLOWER!!!! )
::Yami starts shooting mutated broccoli/cauliflower:: (A/N- That stuff is real my mom served it to us for dinner one day and I didn't trust it so I played with on my fork until I blurted out "ITS MUTATED!!!" which cause my dad stop eating it. )
Usher: AHHHHH!!! ::hides behind the garbage can again::
::renaissance/fairy tale guy's voice:: I am here to tell you a tale of a land far, far away. In this kingdom there was a harsh battle that lasted for many, many.... well actually just a few minutes-Anyway there were two brave warriors trying to save their fallen...well actually they just wanted to get into the movie and so on. There were two knights in shining armors and a big butt-head (aka usher dude) I tell you of the battle but, this story is just too cheap and corny, and the authoresses of this story are just too lazy to type it. So be imaginative and think of insanity going on here.
DBZ Warrior1: Hey who told you to say that!!!!
Renaissance Guy: Since I say so. Art thou got a problem with it?
GCRockerdude88: Oh cut the phony renaissance crap!
::philly's accent:: You two girlys got a problem with dat!
DBZ: As a mater of fact we do! 1. We are not lazy 2. My head hurts. And 3. Your pants are way too poofy!
Renaissance Guy: Oh bite me!
DBZ Warrior1 and GCrockerdude88: oVo
DBZ Warrior1: YOU BETTER RUN YA RENAISSANCE PUNK!!!
::DBZ and GC chase after the Renaissance Guy::
Renaissance Guy: ::being chased:: ART THOUS NEED TO LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!
DBZ Warrior1: ::sarcastic tone:: ART DUDE NEED TO JOIN THE 21st CENTURY!!
Back To The War:
Usher: ::unconscious::
Bakura: Yes! We have won the battle!!!!
Yami: Who would of known that this guy would faint at the site of carrots.
Bakura: What do we do to him now?
Yami: Lets just stuff him in the garbage can.
Bakura: I like the way you think Pharaoh.
::Yami and Bakura stuff the Usher in the garbage can::
Yugi: Yami there you are!
Ryou: Bakura did you cause any trouble?
Yami and Bakura: ::blink blink::
Bakura: You go without us in the theater and you ask IF WE CAUSED ANY TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: O-o; Yes...
Bakura: Maybe...
Yami: Yugi what took you so long to notice that we were gone?
Yugi: Well Joey and Tristan were fighting over which seat to sit in and I guess we didn't notice that you two didn't follow us. But than we realized things were a little quiet and you two haven't been fighting for at least 15 minutes and that's when we started to look for you.
Yami: ::sighs:: Lets just go to see the movie.
END CHAPTER
DBZ Warrior1: Ok that's the end of chapter 9. Sorry for the long wait and shortness. Thanks to the people that reviewed.
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Phoenix727
SliverTiger-GoldenPhoenix
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And... GCrockerdude88
Cast: GC!!!!!! ::looks at GC's review::
Yugi: Sounds like she's mad.
DBZ Warrior1: Probably
Yugi: And I think she's black mailing you.
DBZ Warrior1: It happens
Yugi: - - Don't you care?
DBZ Warrior1: Nope.
Yugi: Why not!
DBZ Warrior1: Because GC told me after she reviewed me that it was a joke and she wrote it 1:00 in the morning when she was hyper on cheese. She can do crazy things when she's hyper on cheese. Scary things. Things that you would of never believed her doing.
Ryou: Hey where is GC anyway?
DBZ Warrior1: O-O; Uhh Bleeping Guy do you know where GC is?
Bleeping Guy: No...
::Cast and DBZ hear a giggle::
DBZ Warrior1: AHHH CODE BLUE!!! EVERYONE TAKE COVER WE HAVE A HYPER PERSON ON THE LOSE!!! Oo;;;;
GCrockerdude88: YAYYY!!!! ::giggle like a little school girl::
::all hell breaks lose::
DBZ Warrior1: ::groans:: Ok. Let me end by saying GCrockerdude88 is a real person, one of my best buds and this story would be nothing without her so give her some credit. Now if you would excuse me, I have a hyper person to take care of. Later.