Hello again. Thanks for the reviews!!! Hehehe...I got what I wanted! I love reviews... Anyway maybe I should explain more why I decided to write this? This way, you can criticize my writing and not my ideas.

Warning: Boringness ahead.

Yugi and friends barely ever spend time with him, which isn't the bad part. If they were just afraid of the spirit because they knew how evil he was, then you think they'd know how mean he was to Ryou. But they don't seem to. You think they would try to help Ryou right away with getting rid of the spirit from the ring. But they don't. The only time they help him is when they are in danger too. I've never seen them go out of their way to help him. You may be thinking the time when they get trapped in those cards at the duelist kingdom. Well yea they HAD to help him them. And it's more like he's always sacrificing his life for them (In the first season when he saves them from the rpg and then duelist kingdom from the card game.) The one time I actually saw someone try to help him was when Honda threw the ring away. Sooo...yea that's what I mean by Ryou being left out.(Oh yea and if anyone was wondering, the manga scan I saw was when the group was going into Yugi's puzzle to the memory world. When Bobasa said he couldn't go, and then he ran away all sad like, I was sad....:[ )

Don't think I'm writing that to get back at that review or anything. I LOVE reviews! Even if all they did was swear at me, not that that particular person did. :] I just thought I'd let people know why I chose to write about this.

Anyway next up the Mariks come. And I call them the Mariks because it's easier than saying Marik and Yami Marik come. And sorry, I should have said this for the last chapter, but most every character will be bashed. And theres obviously a lot of ooc because, yamis don't seperate into two different living beings in the first place! o.O

Thanks to River Dragon, I'm going to be using Bakura for the spirit and Ryou for nice little Ryou. And it's...Malik for the good one and Marik for the bad? I'll prolly get really confused with that...but it is easier. :]

To Sirithiliel: Oh that's cool! I'll have to read your story once mine is all finished with. I don't read stories before i'm finished because I get worried something's gonna stick in my head and I'm gonna use it in my story and I don't wanna copy anyone, so I just wait...yea Thats confusing.

Ryou glared at the door. He knew who was outside. And he wasn't about to go and let them in. When Bakura got up to get the door, Ryou shoved him back down.

"You are NOT letting them in." Ryou said angrily. Bakura just looked at him with his 'Who do you think you are?' look and got up again. He pushed his way past Ryou and went to the door. Ryou started to glare at the spirit for not listening. He shrugged and sat down on the couch depressed again. He should have known that coming home wouldn't help his mood.

Bakura meanwhile opened the door. Standing before him were two tan skinned boys. They had blonde hair and dressed and looked almost exactly the same as each other. Like Ryou and the spirit. The one with normal looking hair had in his arms a weird stuffed animal of some kind. Bakura looked at the animal.

"What is that?" He demanded.

Malik looked down at it and then back up at Yami Bakura. "What? There's no 'Hi, how are you?' anymore?"

Ryou glared from the couch. "Not when you come here every day!" Bakura looked at Ryou disgusted.

"Ryou! They are our guests! You should be a little nicer."

Ryou looked at Bakura like he belonged in an insane asylum. "They aren't our guests anymore! They are more like gay termites! And what's with you being all nice?" Ryou questioned Bakura. Bakura looked at him like he was the one acting different.

"You shouldn't talk. You've been meaner than normal too. In fact you're usually the little quiet geeky kid who has no friends. Ya know those types right?"

Ryou glared so hard he could have shot lasers out of his eyes to scorch Bakuras abnormally white hair. Malik and Marik pushed their way past Bakura into the house. Marik went and sat next to Ryou, while Ryou glared at him. Ryou does a lot of glaring.

Malik walked over to Bakura and said in a low voice, "I think I know what's wrong with him and why he's being all grumpy like he has a bug up his ass. Not that he would probably mind that!" Malik giggled.

"What's wrong with him then?" Bakura asked also in a low voice.

Malik edged closer to Bakura. "He's man PMSing."he said all too seriously. Bakura turned and looked at Ryou stunned. "For real?"

"Yep."

"Well, what do I do?"

Malik looked around making sure no one was looking or watching or... hearing. He then turned to Bakura and looked him straight in the eye. "You have to take him in the back and-" Suddenly he was cut short by the wailing of Ryou.

"Bakura! What are you two talking about?" He shouted at the two. He got up and walked over to them. "And why are you still here Malik?"

Malik looked at Bakura and laughed "I'll tell you later because he sure needs it. He's so bitchy right now." Ryou fumed even more.

"Uh right. Anyway what is that?" Bakura asked Malik pointing to the stuffed animal in his hands. Marik got up from the couch and walked over to the other three.

"That would be the present I made him for his birthday." said he.

"It looks like a pig. But it also looks like a rabbit. It's kind of...ugly." Bakura murmured..

"Hmmm...it must have been sculpted after Malik then. Hehehe..." Ryou added laughing. Malik and Marik scowled at him.

"Actually, it is both a pig and a rabbit." Marik said taking the stuffed animal from Malik forcefully.

"Give it back!" Malik pouted.

"I only want it for a minute." Marik said calmly.

"But it's miiiiiiiiine..." Malik whined again.

"SHUT UP! Without me, you wouldn't even have it! You worthless gay loser!" Marik screamed. Bakura and Ryou's eyes widened and they took a step back. Malik started crying and ran to the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Marik still stood there.

"Um...aren't you going to go see if he is okay?" Ryou asked nervously. He took a step back and hid half his body from Marik behind Bakura. Bakura seeing this puffed out his chest as if to be manly. Marik still stood there.

"No he's fine." Marik said flatly.

"Oh uh...okay." Ryou stammered.

"Anyway, this stuffed animal." Marik started again. "It's a pig and a rabbit because Malik has a stuffed toy of almost everything. So I decided to make an original toy."

"He has one of everything? Does he have one of a carrot?" Bakura inquired. Marik and Ryou just stared at him.

"Why...why do you wanna know if he has one of a carrot?" Ryou asked a little worried about what the answer may be.

Bakura looked offended. "No reason! I was just wondering!" he shouted.

"He has one. He has one for every item on the food pyramid." Marik stated calmly. "He also has one of you." At this Marik frowned.

"Me?" Bakura asked trying to avoid Ryou and Mariks death glares.

"Yea you. He has one of Ryou too. He made them."

"Why would he have one of me?!" Ryou yelled out.

"He uses it as a pin cushion for his sewing."

Ryou started to go red with anger again. This wasn't a good day for him. Bakura decided to change the subject.

"So...how did you make that...thing?" He asked Marik.

Marik displayed the plush toy by raising it up and putting it in the other two boys faces. He started talking in a very eerie calm voice. "First, I found a very soft and very pink pig. Then I took out one of the long, sharp, and dangerous knives from the kitchen and cut off its ass."

Ryou thought for a moment. "Wait a minute, how did you cut off fabric with a knife? Cutting fabric is hard enough with fabric scissors."

Marik just starred at him and licked his lips, "It is a very sharp knife. It's one of our favorites."

"Oh um. Okay. You can continue..." Ryou said regretting that he had asked.

"Right." Marik continued. "Then I went to the garage and found the chainsaw. I then went out and bought a very soft, blue rabbit. I took the chainsaw and raised it to the rabbits waist. Then I let the chainsaws sharp blade fall through the waist of the poor, defenseless, rabbit." He stopped and smiled evilly. "Then I sewed them together. Thus, a rabbit pig hybrid, was born." Marik bowed. Bakura and Ryou just stared at him some more.

"You're lying." Ryou said with a little hope that there may not really be a mad man in his house with his equally crazy boyfriend crying in his bathroom.

"No. I'm not." Marik said truthfully. Everyone in that room stood there silently for a minute. Finally Marik spoke.

"Well I suppose I should go cheer Malik up." He then left and went into the bathroom. For an hour more, noises that wont be listed here ensued inside the bathroom.

Well that's the second chapter. Thanks again sooooo much for the reviews! Please review some more! :] Coming up in the next chapter: Bakura will explain why Ryou is so grumpy. Then they will plot their party crashing adventure.